Hym Iam's definitions

Charlatan

The word you’re looking for is charlatan.

Hym “Charlatan. That’s the word you’re looking for.”

by Hym Iam October 23, 2022

Accidental cults

I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.

Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

Look who's equivocating now

No the preference is not the same as the fetish because the fetish does not affect you (as I have not raped a single person) and the preference DOES affect me because you have fucked a fat cock instead of a baby dick. You have actively acted on the preference and I have not actively acted on the fetish.

Hym "So look who's equivocating now! Er- Wait... Is that equivocating? Doesn't matter. Your entire argument is you saying things are the same that aren't actually the same and then you acting on those not the same things and here I am. That is why you are doing this. You're retarded."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie

He would have just kept doing what he was doing for the rest of his life.

Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

Stolen work

Yeah that's the worst isn't it?

Hym "Oh yeah, we care so much about stolen work. All anyone ever gets from any of you is motivation policing and partisan narrative reinforcement. You're the bought and paid-for clout police of the state. You know, on an unrelated note. You'd think if you could get away with fucking the retards it would be a MALE dominated professional. Sign up now. Work in a group home for the disabled today. You can fuck the retards if they're not too gross for you. Everybody seems to be totally cool with it. Right? Apply now! This is my official retard group-home recruitment ad. Sign up now and you and 3 other guys can take turns fucking the most attractive retard we can find."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Salary

Honestly I would really only need about 50,000 a year barring some kind of extra expense like kids or a house or something. Like... If 20% of my monthly income went to my loving expenses I would have everything I needed. 5000 a month? Yeah so between 50 and 60 thousand.

Hym "That's all I would need really for salary and I would even have enough left over to hire a sexy maid."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

Exception

No fuck you.

Hym "No, you're making an exception for that retard and you did it after the fact and the reason you were doing it was because his cock was fat. You weren't making that exception for any of the other retards and you did it for him to cover your own ass because you're a fucking retard molester. So, no, if you don't have to give a shit about the boundaries policy, I don't have to give a shit about hipaa. And your husband is a fuckin bum who didn't create A.I."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2024