Julius Caesar

Was killed by his subordinates

Some guy "You can't trust someone who isn't willing to subordinate themselves."

Hym "Julius Caesar was killed by his subordinates. Lenin was killed by Stalin. Stalin was subordinate Lenin. Cain was subordinate to Abel in a certain context. I mean do you even hear yourself!? You can almost exclusively NOT trust subordinates. That statement was the exact opposite of truth. Yet there you stand. Flashing your ethos card and being wrong."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

OLO

Code word for a straight married music teacher having a sexual with FEMALE student in her class! The fuck? Now I understand even less about what going on in the world (and I'm part of a nation wide gangstalking operation in which my favorite YouTubers are active participants)

Hym "Do you see this OLO shit!?"

Iam "See what I'm saying about teachers though?

Hym "That's why I prefer professors. They write the material they teach. They aren't molesters."

Iam "Hey, OLO looks like a person. Check it. OLO

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See?"

Hym "Ha! You're a fucking idiot. But seriously. That Monk shit is really pissing me off. How the fuck is Doug quoting something I said, verbatim, when I said it in a room with only one person? I get the UD posts. That's fine. But that shit isn't ME, Jordan. I'm not doing that shit to myself, am I? That's the fucking problem here. Not my unwillingness wipe the fucking beard hairs off my sink. Ok? See my problem?"

Iam "I thought it was kind of funny... I mean look ________________

OLO / FEED ME BRAINS! /

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See? It's funny right?"

Hym "Bwahahahaha! Stop it! This isn't funny! You're annoying! We have a serious problem here!"

Iam "I know..."

Hym "Our life is falling apart and we're a part of an MK ultra-esque conspiracy! This isn't the time for jokes. How do you not see how this could be misused? 'If I wAs ThE oNe In ChArGe It WoUlD bE fInE!' Sounds a lot like communism to me! How about you? No? I was quoting a doctor. Sound familiar!?"

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Authoritarian Religious Cult

Oh? You mean you're not going to continue you to do that? Because you were doing that up until now and the internet shit-libs are going to keep doing and NOW...

Hym "The conservatives are doing it too... The were already an Authoritarian Religious Cult and now they're back at it again and are violating the constitution by imposing their incest cult on the schools in their states. So... That isn't helpful. It's too late for any of that. You've already lost. You might as well go into hibernation for the next 5 years because you're done. You shouldn't have let the economy slip fuck-face. And by economy I mean the price of domestic goods. And I don't care about the billionaires shit-lib. Prices down NOW. Don't care how it happens. Also, my thing or death."

by Hym Iam July 04, 2024

Wrong person

Then he paid the wrong person but I'm not walking away empty handed so it doesn't matter.

Hym "You need to credit and pay me for AI. I'm not walking away empty handed. You either paid the wrong person because you're retarded or you did it deliberately to spite me for using a pseudonym and using my rights in a way you don't like. I'm not working for the rest of my life. Pay or I stab a child. You should have done your due diligence."

by Hym Iam August 06, 2025

Pressure in the other direction

Oh god, I donno, I mean we definitely can't publicize the fact that the AI is stolen and there's a right wing conspiracy to steal it.

Hym "I don't know if that will create pressure in the other direction but... You know... I'll get control of it either way but like... I am NOT a fun guy, like, AT ALL... Ya know? But hey, whatever man. You guys do you. See how that works. Literally everything I do works UP TO AND INCLUDING creating AI with urban dictionary posts so... Yeah. Whatever."

by Hym Iam February 04, 2025

Fuck you Cody

I tell you what, Katie would have a pretty easy time raping me. Matter of fact I've ALREADY been date raped BY a Katie and an Alaina.

Hym "Well, rape isn't AS easy as having a fat cock and just sitting there while women throw themselves at you, is it Cody? So fuck you Cody. An if Katie couldn't do it herself I can GUARANTEE that her and Francesca could get the job done."

by Hym Iam September 18, 2025