Hym Iam's definitions

Petulant Children

Not a real thing you actually believe you piece of shit you know you're just saying it because I said it about the religious. It's uno reverse.

Hym "Which is what makes you petulant children."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

This is insane

Not as insane as thinking your entitled to an indefinite about of labor and that you are the arbiter of what constitutes a "good enough" quality of life.

Truckazord "This is insane!"

Hym "This duel has only just begun, Truckazord! And now I'll activate my continuous trap card! HUMAN WAVE TACTICS!"

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

The second you die

That's when.

Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Decisions

I'm not making any. This works the way I want it to or I start stabbin. The decision has already been made and my decision is final.

Hym "No decisions will be made and no taxes will be paid as I am already done making the only decision that is going to matter."

by Hym Iam November 10, 2025

Co-opted

divert to or use in a role different from the usual or original one

Hym "This ☝️ is what 'Co-opted' means in the context of what I said. That's what you're doing and YOU SAY YOU ARE DOING IT. In saying that 'The modern conceptualization of sanity as an internal quality is wrong.' You're effectively saying that the general consensus is wrong and that YOU are correct. That's called diverting to a role different from the original one. It marks a change in the conceptualization of sanity BROUGHT ON BY YOU SHIT-HEAD. God you motherfuckers are dumb! "

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

🤦+✊

Oh, I noticed that too. That's a me thing. You were copying me. I do that to alleviate the pressure in my brain cage. Where did you see that?

🤦+✊

Hym "Hey, you see that?"

Iam "Yeah! The fist on the forehead thing? Yeah we do that to deal with the pressure in our skull."

Hym "Exactly! First the guy with the arm crossing thing and now this idiot's doing it too!? 😖+🤦+🤏 And no, the mistake I made predates that by about 12 years."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2022