Definitions by Hym Iam
Pirate
Hym "Isom #2 is out now but (if you're reading this) YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT! I told you to go over there already! Did I not tell you to go over there already!? There's also a special promotion for Isom #1 (promo code PIRATE) so if you're like me and are a dumptser person with 0 dollars who still hasn't read it, you can get Isom #1 for 12 DOLLARS That's like 66% OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE! I shouldn't even have to tell you this! Go!"
By definition
Hym "Platonic by definition, huh? Ha! I like her! Hahaha! That was good! I liked that. I'm like a dictionary guy so I'm showing my biases a little bit but that was very concise."
By definition by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
Siri
Contact information for WHO!?
Hym "Contact information for WHO siri? If you want my contact information you have to get my brothers old phone number. I'm not Dr. Peepeestones so I don't have a secretary or anything to manage people trying to contact me.
Bad sex advice
Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."
Bad sex advice by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
Send
Hym "I send people to the other creators but it's never reciprocated. Not directly at least. I'm just happy to be included in the byproduct of my collaboration. I've gotten to work (indirectly) with people I've admired my entire life and I'm ultimately grateful that my contributions have done so well."
Derivative content
Hym "I don't have access to a list of the derivative content but it is ALWAYS critically acclaimed BEFORE I EVEN REALISE THE SHOW AND/OR CHARACTER IS DERIVED FROM MY CONTENT. I SAID I WAS AN OMEGA MALE AND THE WORLD SAID I AM THE SIGMA MALE. There is ALWAYS a point at which a character or show is revealed to be derivative of my content. It's always after everyone loves the content and the sucess of the show or the popularity of the character is ALWAYS precedes my shout out to the show or character. So no. Try again."
Derivative content by Hym Iam August 5, 2023