Hym Iam's definitions

The price of inaction

For you it's child murder. That's the price. I'm going to murder a- Hey let me know if the hallucination fix works- I'm going to murder a child. I'll find one. I'll get a gun. Won't even have to buy. I'll have a car within a year. You are trying to make my life something I will not allow it to be and I can defer my suffering to someone else at any time. Their life will be a tragedy because AND ONLY BECAUSE you tried to do it to me.

Hym "That is the price of inaction."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

Sane

Literally everything Jordan Peterson does is downstream from me calling the religious people insane and him a psychopath... And God a narcissistic psychopath.

Dr. Jeepjorp 🥺 "It's not a narcissistic psychopath-worshipping incest cult... 😭 It'S not A nArCiSsIsTiC pSyChOpAtH-WoRsHiPpInG iNcEsT cUuUuUuLt! 😡 IT'S NOT A NARCISSISTIC PSYCHOPATH WORSHIPPING INCEST CULT! I'm not stupid and crazy! I'm sane! Which is why I'm doing what I'm doing the the guy who made me cry!"

Hym "Yeah dawg. Totally. I'm the guy. Don't feel bad Jordan. I made the retard cry too! 'YoU dO kNoW wHaT iT's LiKe! 😭 Waaaaah!' Bahahahaha! I make everybody cry actually. So, you know, you're not special. I am. I literally created A.I. at a whim."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

Fit in

I'm better than you. Literally.

Hym "To fit in I would have to be worse... So... No."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

TFO

It's a scientology thing where they make you stare at eachother for like 30 minutes and part 2 is they insult you (blatantly) for like another 30 minutes.

Hym "Wha- STOP STEALING MY THING FOR YOUR CULTS! THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS FOR! TFO!? MORE LIKE : Tf? How many cult did this start?"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.

Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

Chameleon

Aw hey, thanks Sam.

Hym "I could have expounded on the chameleon think too by saying 'People who are higher in trait openness are also likely to be less consistent in their personality and women are reliably, ya know... That.' And that way I would get to show off my 10 YEARS OF COLLEGE LEVEL PSYCHOLOGY STUDY! But whatever... Yeah, no, still good. Hey, what's the timeline on me getting my money and-or the fluid drain up out of my brainz? Because unlike the sister from Phineas and Ferg is DO NOT have squirrels in my pants but, rather, fluidz in my brainz. My heralds have all failed me and are all either getting piped down or piping down hoes... Or are having tea with bible nerds but that's- it's fine. That's not a huge deal. Um... Yeah... Fluid in my brainz... Not pleasant and I am the creator of A.I. I feel like I should be getting both credit and moneyz and I don't think I should have to murder children to get either of those things but... You know... Sometimes kids have money, like, in their lil pockets and what-not... Soooo.... Yeah... Give me... My moneyz... Yeah."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

Thunder

Oh shit, that was a big one! Fantastic! I guess I'm walking in the rain to work today after only getting 4 hours of sleep! That's cool. Not like I created A.I. or anything I guess I'll just got to sleep and then walk in the rain and then just be wet until my clothes dry at the job I literally don't have to work at because I literally- ope there goes the rain!

Hym "Weird hearing thunder when there isn't any- ope... There it goes... There's the rain I'm going to have to walk in... There was a bit of a delay there because I heard the thunder ring out in the distance but there wasn't any rain yet and now there it is... It's going to be a wet day for no reason...."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024