Definitions by Hym Iam

Song 

Wow, that is actually great!

Hym "Oh, well, holy shit! That is a great song! I really enjoyed that! He has a great voice! I'm actually impressed! You've outdone yourself entirely."

Song by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Moral inadequacy 

It's in the fact that how the EMPLOYEES are treated and/or compensated WASN'T EVEN A CONSIDERATION IN YOUR MONOLOGUE.

Hym "Some business owners take great pride in how their employees are treated and compensated and some do not. At the same time, the inability to appease the latter is treated as some profound moral inadequacy. Especially by conservatives. That isn't a good thing in my 'Greatest mind who has ever lived' opinion."

Moral inadequacy by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Superordinate Time 

Solves that problem by the way.

Hym "I'm the chief proponent of 'Superordinate Time theory' but I see what you mean."

Superordinate Time by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Minimizing Slavery 

Religious people do it all the time in defense of the bible! See LITERALLY ANY apologist when speaking about Leviticus. "It's not CHATTEL SLAVERY like in America. It's the better version of slavery!"

Hym "Is it minimizing slavery to say that I work for little more than food and housing? I spend all my money on food, AT THE PLACE I WORK and am essentially working for free because they have effectively outsourced the feeding and the housing OF me to ME and the benefits and security and personal agency I'm SUPPOSED TO HAVE under the auspices of 'Freedom' are not a thing that exist for me. I am LITERALLY in a situation from which I either need to escape from or endure."

I-dot "You're undermining slavery in America!"

Hym "Nothing I'm saying has any effect on historical American slavery! It happened. Neither of use were there. BOTH OF USE ARE HERE NOW AND WE BOTH BENEFIT FROM THE REMEDIATION OF THE THING I'M TALKING ABOUT! You motherfuckers need to USE YOUR OWN SHIT-BRAINS to contextualize the things I say so I don't have to keep doing it for you! Not everyone has the problem you're having. Have you heard the term 'wage slave?' You're argument is literally 'Talking about implicit bonded slavery (in that I have to give myself to a business owner (regardless of my quality of life or needs) to pay off the perpetual debt that accrues by nature of existing) undermines chattel slavery' WRONG! Both can be bad! You don't have a monopoly on things that are bad! And it's the REGARDLESS OF QUALITY OF LIFE AND NEEDS PART that makes it akin to slavery. Bonded slavery and NOT the one that I'M NOT FUCKING TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW! JESUS CHRIST! DO YOU WANT A BETTER QUALITY OF LIFE FOR THE WORKING CLASS OR NO!? JESUS!"

I-dot "Then get a different job!"

Hym "THAT'S 'ESCAPING' FUCK-FACE! YOU'RE TELLING ME TO ESCAPE THE THING I'M TALKING ABOUT AND THEN SAYING I'M MINIMIZING SLAVERY! OHMYGOD YOU ALL FRUSTRATE ME!"

Minimizing Slavery by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

China Insider 

Where I go for all my China news... Now. I just found the channel. But it's good. And horrific. They flooded a BUNCH of cities, just, deliberately! And now there are a bunch of protests with people all "Why did you flood my city?" And the leadership is all "Ummm... Get back to work! Be friendly!"

Hym "I wish I had some kind of china insider... To find me Chinese woman... Who want to bang- God I'm horny today! What the hell is goong on with me!? I'm sorry guys. Ill stop the thirst posting. These fucking hoes around here got me trippin hard."

China Insider by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Your Wife 

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?

Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."

Your Wife by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Dumpster house

Hurray dumpster house! I like my dumpster house.

Hym "Hey, I would clean my dumpster house if I felt like it... Which I don't.... I'd clean it today if I knew Mia Khalifa was coming over... But alas... No impending pornstar booty... Oh well... I mean... She's rich so we could just get a hotel room. So really, I wouldn't even NEED to clean dumpster house... And she's hotter than your wife... So there's that... Ummmmm.... Hey, real quick, imagine this for me: Big veiny black cock OPE! TOO LATE! YOU TRIED TO NOT DO IT BUT YOU'RE DOING IT NOW! THE MAKES YOU A HOOOOMOOOO! Hell forever Matt. That's where you're going now. For spending your time thinkin bout fat cocks. And reading the work of a guy that is comprised of like.... 36% fat cocks... Pretty gay to be honest. The fact the your read this daily doesn't piss your book demon off? Weird..."

Dumpster house by Hym Iam August 11, 2023