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Hym "I just heard about the James Gunn thing and it's hilarious because it's WORSE! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the James Gunn mug.No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."
Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the I saw her climb up a wall mug.See how this idiot can take something I said years ago butcher it, pretend it doesn't apply to himself, and get his sycophantic guest to arf and clap to a point that he is manually making banal.
Hym "When I was talking about the chosen. I was refering to mating selection and that's what Joe tries to tie in there. And it's funny because one of the guys I used to play DnD with laugh at the fact that I "trolled" Joe and named his character after that rant specifically. What an absolute hack. Failed comedian and actor who rode the coattails of the UFC to success then monetized and monopolized the social network that he literally fell into face first. Absolute fucking bum and a hypocrite."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the The Chosen mug.I'm just going to go ahead and say I have never nor will I ever use ChatGPT. My playstore download history can prove I've never used ChatGPT or even downloaded it.
Hym "You had better not be accusing me of using ChatGPT. Alright? I'm not some fraud like Jordan, alright? Shit! I AM CHATGPT the way these motherfuckers be copying me. Holy shit. That is probably the only thing I DIDN'T forsee. The advent of A.I. that only came to fruition after I outlined how to conceptualize and structure A.I. Remember that!? Remember when I did that? See how much of a genius I am?"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the ChatGPT mug.And it's a Soliloquy... I do monologue sometimes but if the dialogue takes place regardless of whether or not someone is listening then it's a Soliloquy.
Hym "Yeah Joe it's called a 'Soliloquy' that's like a thing. You clearly don't know what you're talking about. It's not like this 'bizarre monologue that takes places regardless of whether or not anyone is listening' What you just described is a Soliloquy (my auto correct suggestions where hilarious just now when I type in 'described is a' I get 'fucked' as the first suggestion then if I do it again described is a 'daughter' I know you don't believe me but seriously that's what I get when I type in 'described is a'. The 3 suggestions are 'good' 'fucked' and 'daughter'. I can prove it I guess if I show someone this while I'm typing. But that's neither here nor there.) Alright... Where was I? Oh, right. Soliloquy. That's what that was. I do it all the time. I also monologue."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the Soliloquy mug.No... No. The "Play" thing doesn't make a difference you prick... And transactional relationships work just fine.
Hym "Hey, Jordan. Speaking of fetishes... What do you think about that article on Ron DeSantis' time at Guantonimo Bay? Seems to be the case that he's got a bit of a torture fetish! And it's worse than my thing because at least I have like a digital and temporal buffer between be and the act but HIM!? He was in the same room as it was happening... Laughing! Since everyone is giving him nicknames I'll try one: Torture Porn Ron! How's that? Good right? We all know how much Dr. JORDAN B. PETERSON feels about fetishes and stopping people with them from getting money and power so.... What do you think Jordan? What do you think about the fact that a senator that you've praised has participated in torture and found it hilarious? Any thoughts? You want to weaponize schizophrenia against him? What are you going to do? You have anything to say about it? No? Ok... I'll catch you later. You know what? I got one more."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2023
Get the Fetishes mug.Hym "Get it? Words are like bullets? Cuz you're like the midget from South Park in that one episode. Except instead of like, just a regular little person, you're like a mental midget... In comparison to me... Right? Because I'm like one of the greatest minds to have ever loked and you're not? Get it?"
by Hym Iam March 13, 2023
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