Hendo

Did you cone to my job!?

Hym "Was Hendo at my job!? 🫨 What just happened!? He looked just like Hendo! NOOO! MY AUTOGRAPH! Aww... Awww... Damn! I should have asked! I didn't even realize what was happening until he looked back at me and I'm like "WAIT WTF IS THAT HENDO!?"

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

Neighbor

No? Do you not control that?

Hym "So, no? No hot, long legged neighbor booty or...? Because the other day you were reveling in the fact that you supposedly got me to react to you so... In all your immense, god-like power over my life, why are you not able to stop me from doing anything or send me some ass? Because she was already over here trying to get some weiner a while back and I was kind of tired so it didn't take her up on it... But, since you are all the creature, why can you not do the thing I'm telling you to do? Seems like something the creature would be able to do."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

Neighbors

It (Israel) doesn't have it's neighbors surrounded on all sides. They don't control the electricity or the communication of their neighbors. They don't have a cosmic entitlement to their neighbors land. They don't have control of their neighbors borders. The don't have complete dominion over their neighbors. If any of those variables were at play in regards to their neighbors, their relationship with their neighbors and their ability to male peace would radically change.

Hym "Do their neighbors have full self-determination? What does their ability to make peace with people they haven't subjugated have to do with anything going on right now? The argument is 'They make peace with their neighbors and they bend to international pressure and therefore are better than Hamas' but to what extent can the Palestinian authority negotiate peace with other countries? Can they join Nato? Ukraine can't and they tried to do it anyway. Can they sell their natural gas to Egypt? Would Israel allow them to negotiate peace? Would Israel negotiate with Hamas (obviously before oct 7th)? No? How can you judge the ability of captured state to negotiate peace when there is no one to with whom to negotiate except for the people who have occupied them and the people who are antagonistic toward the people who occupied them? Let's say you get Hamas out of there. What makes you think the next authority will be any less antagonistic to the zionist state? And what is their role in the Gaza strip? They need to elect a new authoritative body. One that will just shut up amd accept subjugation by Israel. And then... If their good... THEN the Jews will increase the amount of rations they're afforded? When can they start selling their natural gas to other countries? What about freedom of movement? Do they ever get that? So no. There ability to negotiate peace stems from having a level of agency the Palestinians lack and does nothing to detract from what they're doing now."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

Red wave

Hahahahaha come on guys. You literally can’t reveal that you don’t actually believe the shit that you say, publicly, and expect people to vote for you. That’s just a bad long turn strategy. Like being a charlatan.

Hym “WOW! Is the ‘Red wave’ the term used for ‘proving that even a vegetable can win a popularity contest and maybe our system for who gets to make the rules is flawed’? Is that what it means. 6 fucking years guys. Come on! Hehehehehe!”

by Hym Iam November 10, 2022

She only 18

A red hot chilli peppers song that I've literally listened to over 1000 times. But, nope. 18 ships. I'm NOT going to let the pieces of shit who are telling me that it is ok for a LEGALLY INCOMPETENT RETARD to fuck his staff and that it's none of my business tell ME that I can't fuck a NOT LEGALLY INCOMPETENT, WILLING, 18 year old girl AND that it is THEIR DUTY to harass me into anger to justify them trying to stop me from fucking her. If you think you can tell people whether or not they should be fucking me you should go talk to someone I was quite fond of and see how it worked out for him.

Jiren "That's why your power level is pathetic..."

Frieza "And that's why your family is DEAD! What was THEIR power level? What's their power level in the ground?"

*she only 18 plays in the background of TikTok video*

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Undocumented Migrants

Do they? You know who else has rights?

Hym "Me! Much like Undocumented Migrants I... ALSO have rights. Rights that aren't being acknowledged or are outright being violated by the people who want other people to acknowledge illegal immigrants. You see the irony there right?

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

Mojita

What the fuck is a Mojita?

Hym "Blegh! Blegh.......... Blegh...."

Iam "What is it?"

Hym "Drink this! Drink it now!"

Iam "Ok.... Ugh! What IS that!?"

Hym "Mojita."

Iam "That... Does nothing to tell me what it is..."

Hym "Blegh... It tastes like someone spit mouthwash into some sparkling water.... Blegh..."

Iam "Here... Let me try it again..... Eugh! It's like drinking carbonated toothpaste!"

Hym "Blegh... Give it... Give it back... BLEGH! I can feel the probiotics crawling across my tongue... Blegh..."

Iam "Hereherehere... Blagh! It tastes... AND FEELS... Like I just threw up... Blagh... Like bile and stomach acid are coating my mouth..."

Hym "Stop hogging it all to yourself! It's like someone robbed a dentist's office of their spittle tanks... Carbonated it... And sold the byproduct for 3.89... Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh-Urgh!"

Hym "Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh..."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023