Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.

HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2023

Circumstances

The whole 'You're exactly were you deserve to be' rhetoric is more for the people for the people saying it than it is for the people listening. It's a way for them to affirm that THEY deserve THEIR competence. "I dEsErVe ThIs!" They cry as they clench their bad of money 💰 It's a way of dismissing circumstance all together as though external factors don't, I don't know, lead people to ending up in gas chambers, or the ground, or a Romanian prison.

Hym "This is what I mean by pandering to masochistic disaffected men who want to be told they are shit. I mean, seriously. Cut everyone out of your life (unless they have some vague goal of making money) and get off social media (except to watch my channel). If you're dealt a red 7 and a black 2 your skill at poker isn't going to change your circumstances more than the flop. The guy across the table could very well have cards up his sleeve. Shit, the dealer could turn over 3 7s. You could buff your way out of it. But no one can blame you for losing that hand.

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Battle Merlin

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

Emotion

That's one of the most common one.

Hym "It's either emotion or I'm a robot. It's always one of the two with you people. But you know it's neither. You know exactly how much money other people are making off of this and you don't care who it is as long as it isn't me. You're stealing from me to try and prove a point that you will never make. And you don't care as long as I have everything stole from me. It isn't my shortcomings. You want me to have to think differently to suceed and I'm not going to. It's using theft to be the thought police. What you need to do is kill yourself because not a single person is benefiting from this with you being like this and ME BEING LIKE THIS IS BENEFITING EVERYONE. Except for me. I don't need to change for that to change. You might want that. But only because YOU KNOW I WON'T. And if it doesn't change, I will pick a random person out of the crowd and I will change their lives forever."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

There are no other organizations

What you have are people trying to co-opt this in the name of 'keeping me out of power' so they don't have to answer for their incest cult because they don't like the things I said. Not a single person would be out if not for me and these people just want the glory for themselves. You don't give a fuck if I wall up and stab a kid. This is you trying to maintain the abilities to use your kids as a false pretense to ignore people's (and in this instance MY) rights.

Hym "You cannot be allowed to get away with this and there are no other organizations. Just people who don't want to have to give me the credit I deserve."

by Hym Iam July 05, 2025

Song

This is called "Kendra is a Whore in C#"

🎶 Kendra is a dumb ass cum dumpster 🎶 Such a Slut, I know!🎶
🎶She let a mentally disabled cum inside her🎶
🎶Because it's dick is big🎶
🎶It busts a nut then plays with Legos 🎶 It's a retard and not a man!!🎶
🎶 Kill her mom for raising a molester🎶
🎶 Sell her hot sister in sex slavery!!🎶
🎶Make her brother have a sex change 🎶 And make the retard fuck him🎶
🎶 Then, we kill the filthy cripple🎶
🎶 And everything is better when it dies🎶

Did you like my song? I wrote it for you 😘

by Hym Iam December 19, 2020

Other countries

Would have lost too.

Hym "You should be less concerned with other countries and more concerned with the overt, public, violations of rights that are actively happening to American citizens right now. I just had a guy I've never seen just walked in and called me by my name and then he looked at my chest, realized I didn't have a name tag, realized that he messed up, and bumbled his way out of the store. You need to read the words I am writing and understand that I am not going to let them take my life away from me. And if YOU as a politician are going to look the other way, I'm going to create consequences that equate to my life being taken. You need to stop slow walking because you're going to explain something to someone. Pick which explanation you would rather give and then do what I want you to do because we both already know which explanation you would rather give."

by Hym Iam February 09, 2025