COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.
A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"
by Hym Iam December 14, 2023
Get the Ink poopmug. I'm not just making an inference based on something some fucking YouTube slime said when it comes to my diagnosis.
Hym "I was diagnosed with ADD. By a shrink. AND TREATED. Somewhere there IS a record of that diagnosis and Dr. Adewale Gadebo offered to renew my prescription on the basis of that previous treatment. What I do not need is your bullshit therapy. Or behavioral change. I could use some antibiotics (small pills please), novacane, and some pliers... And some booty. But beyond that... I could also use some Adderall. A car so I don't have to walk in the lethally cold weather. Some pure tea tree oil. A dermatologist. All of this I need more than behavioral change."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
Get the Diagnosedmug. No, she's got the charisma of a turnip. Can't articulate a cogent point on literally any topic. She literally started the war in Ukraine with her own mouth by going there and announcing that they were inviting Ukraine into Nato. If she didn't know they weren't allowed to join Nato she's incompetent. If she DID know then she deliberately started a war.
Hym "Kamala Harris couldn't even beat Tulsi Gabbard. Out of all of the democratic candidates she was the least popular candidate. The only reason you were even able to win the last election is that you were allowed to watch the tallying of votes in real time and then just continue sending votes in, AFTER THE DEADLINE, until you won. A combination of a soft deadline and priming your autistic viewers into believing Trump is an existential threat. You just aren't going to win. You're not going to win against them. You aren't going to win against me. And you are all going to suffer the consequences of doing this to me and (beyond that) I am going to MAXIMIZE THOSE CONSEQUENCES TO THE EXTREME!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
Get the Kamala Harrismug. NOT TRUE MEGYN KELLY! ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY! AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I! AM!! HYM!!!
Hym "Oh Meg.... It isn't that you don't matter. And I can't not talk to my stalker. My stalker is literally everyone I interact with."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the You don't mattermug. Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.
Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!
Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"
Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"
Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."
Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"
Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"
Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"
Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"
Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"
Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."
Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"
Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"
Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"
Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
Get the Friendsmug. Nooooo... Hamas killed INDISCRIMINATELY... They killed soldiers as well. So... Like an air stirke that kills 20% hamas militants and 80% civilians... Hamas when in and killed 20% militants and 80% civilians (and these aren't exact figures this is intended to serve as an example). Like, their bombs aren't getting in so they have to do it manually.
Hym "Nah, they were kind of doing it indiscriminately though, weren't they. It was like a low-tech bomb made of people. A Trojan Bomb we'll call it. That's actually a good name. THAT should have been the name of the post! 'Trojan Bomb.' It sounds good. I like that."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2023
Get the Indiscriminatelymug. Hym "You're not applying a consistent standard and you don't have a right to do this. You have to on some level understand that I don't just have to accept this as 'my life' and leave your kids out of it. You're wrong to do this and you cannot be allowed to use this against people without consequence. But I can threaten your kids without there needed to be any consequence. You kids lives do not matter more than mine and I'm not going to apologize to you. Make a statement or else. This is the way it needs to for me to agree to not murder your kids over this and I'm not accepting any conditions or contingencies."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
Get the A consistent standardmug.