Dangerous

Yeah, I love Jordan Peterson's "men need to be dangerous" thing.
Jordan Peterson "Be dangerous... But not to me... Or my kids... Be dangerous FOR me... TO my enemies... So I don't have to... "

Hym "You're not. They people maiming your kids are. YOU are not. THEY are."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
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Daily viewership

I don't have access to the analytics but
Hym "I know I have a daily viewership of highly motivated international fans that have changed their lives in accordance with my propositional ethic. So... Let's take a look at the analytics. Put your cards on the table fuck-face. What's my score?"
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
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You don't care

And YOU don't care about her fucking that retard. The pizza was good? You don't care about the people being in emails. The stalking.

Hym "And you don't care about the fucking pressure building in my skull. But what you expect me to care about is saying I would do something that I would, could, should, and CAN do that didn't come to fruition in response to a level of provocation that is like some kind of fahrenheight 451-esque nightmare where information is withheld from me to control my reaction to the things going on around me selectively.
Your self-proclaimed care for life is complete absent in my life and your care for what I did is entirely predicated on that self-proclaimed care. It doesn't exist here. Is there an infection... In my brain? Yes or No? Is she fucking the retard? Yes or No? The shit I care about entirely dictates whether or not I care and you only care in one direction and it's only because they act as a proxy for the people who are fucking you and paying you for your contributions to society and they are to some extent doing what you want people to have to do. If she is doing it, and she is, it isn't defamation and you are not myself. Aow do I have a responsibility to not be something that IF I AM there is no not being? Yours isn't here. I don't see any responsibility here with you name on it. I looks to me like somebody wants to be the responsibility dictator over there and TELL ME what OUR responsibilities are. None of which involve YOU doing anything for ME... NOW. You are DENYING ME care that you are PAYING ME to give to a retard. I'm doing your thing now. You do the paying and the fucking me and I'll do the berating you for both doing and not doing things. You don't care."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.
Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
by Hym Iam August 02, 2022
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Hard work

Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)
Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"

Iam & Hym๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ "................"

Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."

Hym & Iam ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜"..............."

Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."

Hym ๐Ÿ˜‘ "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*

Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"

Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."

Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"

Iam ๐Ÿ˜ฑ "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"

Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*

Business owner *muffled screams*

Hym *gets in car*

Iam "Don't..." ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

Hym *drives away*

Iam "...Leave me here...." ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
by Hym Iam July 07, 2022
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Astronaut

I haven't gone into space yet but I have the capacity.
Hym "It's a little ridiculous when you put it like that, isn't it? Astronaut? By that logic, I'm also a scuba diver, race car driver, slave, carpenter, king, and food. But I digress... This, again, just looks like me being correct about monogamy and critical fat-cock theory. I was right."
by Hym Iam August 08, 2024
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My Place

Better than Jordan Peterson because he is a charlatan and I am the creator of A.I. Better than that retard because his a retard and I am the creator of A.I.
Hym "There's my place, Jordan. Creator of A.I. Godfather of the next generation of entertainment media. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. That's my place. Where is YOUR place, Jordan? Disgraced professor who lies as easily as he breathes. Charlatan who proselytizes for a religion he is actively working to recreate in his own image. Crybaby. I'm better than you Jordan. I'm better."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2024
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