Definitions by Hym Iam
Myself
Wow, ok, so that's what I mean about the "property." So, if that's your response to the question "what do you have to offer a man?" You're offering yourself... To the man... AS WHAT? Like... Is it AS *Insert POSSESSIVE pronoun* Woman? You're HIS now?
Woman "What do YOU have to offer a woman?"
Hym "Offer? Like and exchange of goods? What do I get for my offering?"
Woman "Myself."
Hym "WOW! That... I take a lot of flak for the 'property' comments but you're telling me if I have the right things to offer I get your self, indefinitely? Wow that is sad! It's sad that it's framed that way entirely. My contempt for you has diminished substantially.... Yeah, that actually stings a little bit, I'm not even going to lie. Hmm... Yeah, what I have to offer... Is $50. So, I don't know, figure it out. Do some math. Figure out what that gets me and get back to me, alright... Ouch. Yeah, that actually hurt MY feeling a little bit. Damn! Now I'm sad. That is sad."
Hym "Offer? Like and exchange of goods? What do I get for my offering?"
Woman "Myself."
Hym "WOW! That... I take a lot of flak for the 'property' comments but you're telling me if I have the right things to offer I get your self, indefinitely? Wow that is sad! It's sad that it's framed that way entirely. My contempt for you has diminished substantially.... Yeah, that actually stings a little bit, I'm not even going to lie. Hmm... Yeah, what I have to offer... Is $50. So, I don't know, figure it out. Do some math. Figure out what that gets me and get back to me, alright... Ouch. Yeah, that actually hurt MY feeling a little bit. Damn! Now I'm sad. That is sad."
The Ad
Hym "He isn't even selling the Peterson Academy TO THE STUDENTS. He's talking straight TO the employees! The ad is literally HIM (Not me Hym but HIM, him) selling the students TO the employers BEFORE HE EVEN HAS ANY STUDENTS! 'I don't have any mandingos NOW but when I do they'll be the best mandingos around! So buy-er "hire them preferentially" from me! MY mandingos will be high in trait conscientiousness and general cognitive ability' It's insane! And I would know! I mean, at least when I dehumanize people THEY have (on some level) dehumanized ME FIRST! But he doesn't even acknowledge the students as a reality. What are the students getting? I still don't know."
Hooked Up
No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!
Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"
Iam "Um..."
Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
Iam "Um..."
Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
Copyright
Sobriety
Hym "Hey, it helps me stay awake after my shift so I don't fall asleep as soon as I get home, wake up 8 hours before my shift, and get tired half way through my shift. People like to create a flase dichotomy between sobriety and being addiction. As though ANY use of a drug is evidentiary of an inability to remain sober. I have always been an advocate of deliberate brain chemistry augmentation. Thc to stay awake (For me specifically. The response to Thc varies so it does different things for different people.) Adderall to regulate mood and prevention lapses/micro-lapses in attention throughout the day. Ginseng to keep a boner. Caffeine to clog up them adenosine receptors. Drugs are good!"
He has the ability to do what he did
Which is what!? Buy his way into a company... Destroy it's net worth completely and lose a bunch of money... And then abdicate responsibility entirely by appointing some random chick to take over the position he literally bought... You mean THAT? Is THAT what you meant when you said that? Because...
Jrdn Ptrsn "He has the ability to do what he did."
Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."
Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."
He has the ability to do what he did by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
There's something wrong with his right hand
Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*
Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."
Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."
Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."
Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨
*Tonberry noises ensue*
Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."
Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."
Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨
*Tonberry noises ensue*
Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
There's something wrong with his right hand by Hym Iam September 29, 2023