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Male loser epidemic

Yeah. THAT'S the problem! You're just TOO GOOD TO FUCK ME. THAT'S it. And SO MUCH SO... That I need to change my entire life... And ignore the FACT that you're just FUCKING ALL THE FAT-COCKS INDISCRIMINATELY and then fucking date you, subsidize your bitch life... Indefinitely. THAT'S the problem.
Hym "And you call it the 'Male loser epidemic.' That's the problem with society to you. Men are just not good enough to fuck you and if only we could fix that then everything would be fine. It's not you fucking fat-cocks indiscriminately and making a de facto second class citizenry. It's not that the Jews are just allowed to steal and commit genocide. The literal creator of AI is just too much not good enough to fuck you and THAT is the problem with society."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
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George Floyd

Swallowed a bunch of fentanyl in an attempt to avoid getting arrest for possessing a bunch of fentanyl. His dying words were "I ate to many pills man".
Some guy "Derek Chauvin knelt on his neck until he died! He knelt him to death!"

Hym "Nobody got 'knelt to dead' in that fucking video. Iam, how long did Chauvin knee on the 'neck' (technically his shoulder but whatever) of George Floyd?"

Some guy "9 minu..."

Hym "Ah! Wasn't talking to you! Iam?"

Iam "..... Until the ambulance arrived.... He knelt on his neck until the ambulance arrived..."

Hym "Exactly! Until the ambulance arrived. When they failed to arrest him, HE told them that HE ATE TOO MANY PILLS and they called him an ambulance. And it wasn't 'a racism' the same thing happened to a WHITE guy in 2016 and nobody gave a shit. The White guy called the cops HIMSELF and the cops made jokes while the guy died beneath their knee of a cocaine overdose! They knelt on him for a longer amount of time! Like 16 minutes! They knelt on him UNTIL THE AMBULANCE ARRIVED! Iam, how long do you think it takes for an ambulance to get from the hospital to the street where George Floyd died of an overdose?"

Iam ".... I don't know man... I don't want to do this..."

Hym "Is it... Is it 9 minutes? You think it takes exactly 9 minutes?"
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
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At risk

The retard!? I WAS THE RISK! What the fuck are you talking about?
Hym "He wasn't just a sexual assault victim but a perpetrator who avoided jailtime by way of being retarded... And then was getting fucked by the staff and somehow had access to my email and stories about me from years ago and at times my where abouts... And it isn't just him but people I've never even met before! That retard is fine. He's literally having everything handed to him while everything is being taken from me, up to and including credit for the creation of A.I. Like, being rape-victim somehow absolves him of being worthy of contempt, regardless of what he does is horse shit. While I (simultaneously) necessarily contemptible regardless of what I do. It's bullshit. Just favoritism of the pitiful. You pity him. You DON'T pity Hym. That's all that's happening here. What is he at risk of? What are people going to do? Stalk him and harass him by mirroring the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Oh no! That would be tragic! What a terrible thing to do to someone! Way worse than what ACTUALLY HAPPENED to him which was free vivans and getting his dick sucked daily. What fucking risk? You people are fucking garbage."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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Guessing

I'm not guessing bitch. I'm watching anyone who gives me a chance get taken down in real time. The Tates. Justin Roiland. Anyone who can be linked directly to this? Hit with a bullshit charge. Lose their money or job. I said a guys name and he disappeared from the internet.
Hym "It ain't a guess bitch. No guessing here. I know what you're doing. I know what you're going to do. And you're DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING because YOU... DON'T know what I'M going to do."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!
Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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Truth

"You see, truth isn't a set of objective facts... Truth is whatever I have to say to get you to ✌️✊️✌️Aim Up✌️✊️✌️(Do whatever I say)" Dr. Jordan Peterson
Hym "Really! He actually said that! To a room full of people! And not a single one of them was like 'Wait... So, truth is just whatever you have to say to get me to do your thing?' It's wild! Nobody thought it was weird? Just me? Really? Ok.... Ooook..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
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Selective reproduction

How is that not exactly what wpmen are doing with abortion? "UH DER WELL IT'S THIS NEBULOUS THING GUYS! IT'S NOT THE GUY! SHE'S JUST NOT READY FOR KIDS BECAUSE.... UM... DA ECONOMY! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! DA ECONOMY! THEY'RE NOT USING THEIR PUSSY AS A BEAR TRAP FOR RICH PEOPLE WHILE FUCKING ALL OF THE FAT COCKS! THAT'S NOT IT!"
Hym "If they are getting an abortion because they DON'T WANT TO HAVE THE CHILD OF THE GUY THEY FUCKED WILLINGLY... And abortion leads to the dissolution of relationships more often than not... Then women are engaging in selective reproduction. They're literally doing the thing you think is repugnant BUT IT'S WOMEN so they get a pass. Let's just exempt them for all the laws. That's what you real want. Not laws or rules for women and then men just do whatever without ever getting anything in return."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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