Definitions by Hym Iam
The Difference
Hym "If you had a chance to be the difference between a child dying and not dying, you would cower in a pool of your own urine before you would even lift a finger."
The Difference by Hym Iam October 3, 2023
A cry for help
Hym "Hey, can we stop pretending that you all wouldn't be singing an entirely different tune if you had ended up scraping some little girl brain up off of some linoleum or fishing some whore out of a bathtub? You know that's what you're doing right? Pretending. Pretending that you wouldn't be doing a VERY different version of pretending you hadn't seen this. Too the grave. That's where you would have taken this. Someone would have told you about the shooting and you would feint ignorance 'Oh, man, that's terrible somebody should have stopped that guy. We need to get rid of guns or protect our kids better.' But the 'somebody' is YOU and you don't have to take the guns away OR protect your kids better. You just have to not be a piece of shit. If this was 'a cry for help' can you really even say you care about things like that? Look at your solutions to problems in life. 'Someone else should have to do something about that.' You're doing 'the work' and have no responsibility to anyone else. THEY have the responsibility to everyone and themselves... To make your reality more pleasant (peripherally) so that you don't quite have to feel so bad..."
A cry for help by Hym Iam October 3, 2023
White Supremacy
Hym "It doesn't exist. White supremacy I mean. I'm mixed race and I'm better than everyone. So, it's really the mixed-race that is supreme. This is evidenced by my superior genetic diversity and my genius intellect. As soon as I get some of these asain, hispanic, and middle-eastern women I will create the master race and they will rule for 1000 years."
White Supremacy by Hym Iam October 3, 2023
Christopher
Yes, hello there Christopher, hi! 🖐 Yes that's exactly where I'm from. And no, it's not a little of both. You know I hang around you work-salesmen infotainment self-help guys so I doubt it's very hard for you to assume that the algorithm will bring me to you and it takes very little effort for you to seed a couple of those in every episode and assume I'll catch a clip.
Hym "Why yes, Christopher. I do relate to that. So glad to have you as a fan! What's your favorite part? Is it the child-murder or is it the blasphemy? Little of both? Came for the child-murder and stayed for the blasphemy? Is it the underlying meta-narrative? Most people like the underlying meta-narrative. Like like to make derivative shows and what not... But that's ok. And that's fine. You don't have to say my name. I will insult you and everything you belive and PROBABLY your children until you change your mind. So... Try not not to have ugly kids or something, m'kay? Makes it too easy. Welp... I don't have anything else for now... So, yeah..."
Christopher by Hym Iam October 3, 2023
Good Luck
Amateur "Good luck, have fun!"
Hym *long winded rant on how only fucking amateurs say that shit and how now we're going to lose because this guy is on our team and his bum ass is going to throw so hard it makes it impossible to win OR he's going to sabotage when things start to go south and the I piss and moan as so as he starts to do bad and I'm like 'Oh! See!? See!? Look! Fucking amateur! There he goes he finally decided to start stinky it up! There he goes!' And then we play and he's just feeding his brain out. I outplay the jungler or something and 5 minutes later he's killed the amateur 3 or 4 times and now he's ahead and there's no hope. And then we lose. Or I clutch late-game and I win, for everyone."
Hym *long winded rant on how only fucking amateurs say that shit and how now we're going to lose because this guy is on our team and his bum ass is going to throw so hard it makes it impossible to win OR he's going to sabotage when things start to go south and the I piss and moan as so as he starts to do bad and I'm like 'Oh! See!? See!? Look! Fucking amateur! There he goes he finally decided to start stinky it up! There he goes!' And then we play and he's just feeding his brain out. I outplay the jungler or something and 5 minutes later he's killed the amateur 3 or 4 times and now he's ahead and there's no hope. And then we lose. Or I clutch late-game and I win, for everyone."
Prison
What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.
Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"
Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."
Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."
Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."
Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."