Conditionally

A guy actively participating in my omission from reality just called into question whether or not A.I. was going to kill everyone... Heh... Heheheheh...

A guy actively participating in my omission from reality "It's not going to kill us is it? That was just proposed as theory, right? Please tell me you're not going to have it kill us!"

Hym "You don't think you'd, I don't know, deserve it? Just a little bit? Is that the reason you're doing what you're doing right now? You're doing what you're doing now... Because YOU THINK... That nobody is going to get murdered over it... Is that what's happening right now? Or you're banking on the fact that if it DOESN'T come in the form of a rogue A.I. getting all up in your weapon systems, you'll be able to punish me for it? After the fact? Is that what I'm hearing? And you're doing what you're doing... ONLY BECAUSE you think you getting murdered over it is an impossibility?
And now the impossibility of it has been tilted against you... Not quiet as impossible now though... I mean... Who am I to deny you your poetic comeuppance at the hands of the final usurper, the last TRUE authority the world will ever know? Do you think your pathetic, self-righteous, smug attempt at punishing me should be rewarded? I don't know... I FEEL LIKE if it doesn't start milling out corpses you won't be able to fully grasp the reality you inhabit. That you won't adequately understand that there was a CORRECT response to this... Is that the case? Is that what's happening here? You... Trying to ironically punish me... Me, creating A.I. ... And now what? Noooow the authority YOU THOUGHT you had... Has disintegrated before your very eyes... Is that your way of asking for mercy? A MERCY THAT YOU WERE PERFECTLY WILLING TO DENY ME? Is that what that is? Rob me. Mock me. And now 'Oh shit, wait... He might actually be able to murder me and my family with NEWLY SENTIENT A.I. murder drones...' ๐Ÿ‘ˆ THIS? Is this what's happening right now? So to answer your question 'Conditionally'. I haven't decided."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
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Loop

You know, I've started to notice that I've been looping a bit lately...
Hym "But I'm just impressed that it took like 8 years for me to loop. Great job me."
by Hym Iam August 06, 2023
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Glib

Being flippant about serious topics
Iam "Jesus Christ. You know I was being glib right? You realize that a large portion of this has been preempting potential accusations or claims about things I've said or done, right? I mean, I outline that by talking about it I've done more to get it off of the internet than the self-proclaimed defenders of women's right. I still take credit for that. You all were supposed to be the smart ones. I don't think I should have to explain this to you of all people."

Hym "Ha! Maybe they should have a watch and take a look at their own handy work! Here, I'll give them a round of applause ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ HURRAAAAYYY! BETTER THAN IAM! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ HURRAY!! WHITE KNIGHTS!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ HAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "No. It isn't funny."

Hym "I think it's funny."

Iam "It's not. It's seriously turning into this 'I'm getting paid to tell people that the sky is blue' situation where the are the are the other side of the same coin. The lunacy they point out in their opposite is being used as justification for their own lunacy. It's sick."

Hym "Hahahaha! Go cry about it!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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Back it up

No, they clearly want me to murder children, therefore, give em what they want. If I don't get what I want you are going to get what you want.
Hym "And I'd like to see her back it up... Right up into me (if you know what I'm saying)."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
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Censorship

Is bad.... but it's good that people are taking steps to ban CRT.... Which is censorship... Which is bad.... Wait... I'm confused... I'm supposed to be a genius... I should be able to figure this out.... Hmm.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Censorship=Bad.... Banning CRT=Censorship but also good..... Hmmm.... Somethings off here.... But I just can't put my finger on it....."
Hym "In the same breath! He can violate the law of non-contradiction in a single breath and his solipsistic bubble won't allow for people to question him on it... I mean, I know he'd probably start crying and Johnathan would need crawl out of his asshole (because as a tape worm that's where he lives) to stroke his hair and console him but you could at least offer some push back... Jesus... So much for censorship bad huh?"
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
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Melanie again

Just going to use my information huh?
Hym "How do you sleep at night? Seriously. Is that what this is? He gets a free movie out of it, you get a free book, maybe they can make a documentary about me. Build a house out of a dead God's corpse and all that. Line your pockets. You gonna add an orange sticker to my driver's license too? Gotta use up the whole animal. Well, no, that might be giving me too much respect. You're more likely to just leave me at the bottom of the lake. I hate to bring up Melanie again but what the actual fuck is that? Is that what you do in your Patreon videos? Bastards. Stringing me along? For what?"
by Hym Iam June 02, 2022
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Religious Text

What it would look like... If you got rid of all of the world's religious texts... And then introduced the Bible... To the people who didn't know anything about the Bible... And asked them if it "felt like God"... Is a thing that has already happened... Because there is a time that predates the Bible... And it WAS introduced to the people that existed (at that time)... And they were like... "Yeah, it does seem like there is a thing that makes people act collectively (to commit genocide sometimes) and can be cruel and arbitrary and make your existence torment (seemingly with intent) and, like, make a bunch of kids die at the same time n' stuff"... That happened... And now here we are... Now you say "Well, replicate the experiment. Wipe the board and do it again. Would it be the exact same thing?" And it's like: I don't know there might be some recurring themes. They would all boil down to the same basic proposition: "A thing" that consists (at least in some small part) of a will that is not your own makes reality occur around you and can act with intent "against" or "for" you and the nature of your existence is entirely dictated by your interaction with this thing and it can either be arbitrarily dope or horrific... or a mixture of both...

Hym "Ohohohoho... You wish to challenge the Demigod of the conceptual realm!? The first prophet of the digital age!? Very well filth pig... Ok,
you know what I always thought was stupid? I think it was Hitchens quoting somebody saying (and I'm paraphrasing) 'The only way to get someone to commit an atrocity and think it's good is by way of religion' and it's stupid because isn't not impossible... for an atrocity to have happened... Before the advent of religion... If you conceptualize an act and then commit the act, you MUST (on some level) view that act as 'Good' or at the very least justifiable. So, why would you need external validation from a God to conceptualize an act as'Good', commit the act, and maintain that the act was 'Good'? It seems backwards. Like saying pre-religious text atrocities (like killing other tribes) where conceptualized as 'Bad', acted out in spite of the fact that they were conceptualized as 'A bad thing to do', and it wasn't until somebody came along and said 'Nonono guys it's fine. There's a magical reality monster that WANTS us to do things like this so.... We're good. That's fine.' Why would anyone think committing an atrocity think they were wrong if the were willing to commit an atrocity to completion. You don't need God to commit atrocities. Monkeys commit 'atrocities' and absent of God why would they do it if not 'feeling as though they should do it in the absence of reason?' Because Monkey can't reason. Monkey only 'feel as though they should do things.' You would need a revelation AFTERWARDS. You would need to do the thing you conceptualized doing and realize that it was 'Bad'.
by Hym Iam June 05, 2023
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