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Hym "OH! THERE'S A SNICKERS IN HERE TO! I'M EATING THAT FIRST! BUY A SNICKERS TOO! You can eat that now. You don't have to wait an hour for that one."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
Get the Snickersmug. Hym "Firing the inspectors might not be as trivial as you a trying to make it seem, Jewish shill who only returned to media after being named by a guy everyone knows but for some reason refuses to talk about publicly and you've changed your tune on literally everything. So... Maybe don't do what you're doing there."
by Hym Iam February 01, 2025
Get the Inspectorsmug. Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.
Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
Get the Diet and exercisemug. I just had a dream that was like a Gen-V-esque teen drama superhero movie. This class has to make an emergency landing at this mountain base but the base is invaded by this evil organization. It was dope. One of the teens had the power to throw things in his vicinity into slow motion and claimed that he couldn't die. He kept calling it his 'Psyche.' BUT when one of the enemies (who could shape-shift into other people) turned into him, he used these rock... Powers? Super strength? Like Geras! From Mortal Kombat. That's what it was Geras! He did the rock fist on this other teen who had like super strength, right? So, super strength guy is fucking up the bad guys, right? And shale-shifter guy is sleeping on the stairs and he wakes to fight the super strength guy. So, he turns into psyche guy and punches a hole into superstrength guy and it like 'Oh shit! Psyche guy has some other powers or something!' And then there is this bad guy whose got fire and lightning powers. And Donnie Yen is in it. It was good. Didn't have a super coherent plot but... You know, it was a dream so I'll take it.
Hym "It was a good dream. It was a good movie! I mean, it might not win an award or anything but like, it was pretty good. And children were murdered in it. So, yeah. B+."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
Get the Dreammug. No.
Hym "No. You're misrepresenting the tone of that to shame me you bitch. You are not clever with that shit."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
Get the Tonemug. Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
Get the Jobsmug. Iam "Man... Looking back, a lot of our older stuff was spewing a lot of vitriol."
Hym "You say that like it's a bad thing!"
Iam "Isn't it? I kind of feel bad..."
Hym "I don't. People love that shit! They just like to be the ones who decide who it's directed at. Go disagree with a 'feminist' and watch her spray you down. Nothing is off limits. Your immutable qualities, your sexuality, anything she can come up with. Disagree with a 'man' and what do you get? You get threatened and berated. You get called a pedophile, a bitch, and you even get racial slurs thrown at you. It's happened to us hundreds of times. And for what? Saying that you don't need to where a mask. I'm a pedophile because masks don't do anything to stop the spread of viruses? Really? Men are trash and because I am a man I, therefore, am trash?"
Iam "But why add to it? Doesn't that make everything worse?"
Hym "Because we're better at it. They only adopt the vitriol when it's convenient. We were born from the vitriol. Molded by it..."
Iam "Wha... Bane?"
Hym "I'm part of the DC canon now. I get to use all their shit without paying for it (because apparently that's how the world works)."
Hym "You say that like it's a bad thing!"
Iam "Isn't it? I kind of feel bad..."
Hym "I don't. People love that shit! They just like to be the ones who decide who it's directed at. Go disagree with a 'feminist' and watch her spray you down. Nothing is off limits. Your immutable qualities, your sexuality, anything she can come up with. Disagree with a 'man' and what do you get? You get threatened and berated. You get called a pedophile, a bitch, and you even get racial slurs thrown at you. It's happened to us hundreds of times. And for what? Saying that you don't need to where a mask. I'm a pedophile because masks don't do anything to stop the spread of viruses? Really? Men are trash and because I am a man I, therefore, am trash?"
Iam "But why add to it? Doesn't that make everything worse?"
Hym "Because we're better at it. They only adopt the vitriol when it's convenient. We were born from the vitriol. Molded by it..."
Iam "Wha... Bane?"
Hym "I'm part of the DC canon now. I get to use all their shit without paying for it (because apparently that's how the world works)."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2022
Get the Vitriolmug.