Trumpist

Left wing drones that don't know why they hate Trump but know that their te lost and refuse to acknowledge that fact that you don't just get to assert that your are right without having to listen to the people who disagree with you.

You Trumpists are actually insane. And I would know. I wish he was hitler. I wish he ACTUALLY was the things you call him because what you don't understand is that if what you were saying was true; YOU WOULD BE IN A CAGE AND ON YOUR WAY TO AN OVEN. Therefore, the shit you're saying can't be true. It's impossible for him to be hitler and you to being saying the shit you're saying.

by Hym Iam November 22, 2020

Humanity

The infinite ammo glitch

Hym "The ultimate weapon. It can kill you without even lifting a finger. It's got microbes. It wouldn't even know that it was doing it. Reproduces indefinitely. It's like the infinite ammo glitch. Humanity. Woo!"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

School shootings

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.

Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."

by Hym Iam December 03, 2023

Con Artist

YOU KNEW THAT THE WHOLE TIME! YOU KNEW!

Hym "You knew he was a con artist the whole time!"

by Hym Iam January 13, 2025

Credibility

You're presupposing that the non-dei people are working harder.

Hym "Your credibility is literally the only you care about. You literally have hours of lectures devoted to how important it is to you. This wasn't about you initially and when it became about you, you cried like a little bitch and tried to kill yourself. And then you came back, realized I wasn't dead, and the cried some more. This isn't some moral calculus your doing here. This isn't your virtue being punished. This isn't you defending the zeitgeist. This is you taking revenge on a dissident in the form of his own self-described Truman-Show esque hell. Except IT WAS ALREADY HAPPENING. So you're helping them cover it up. That's all this is. And you railing against the institutions is your own hypocrisy manifest."

by Hym Iam August 02, 2024

Abortion

If it's not legal; how are we supposed to feed baby souls to our pagan Death-God?

Hym "Quick! Iam, get in the car."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "I need to get an abortion!"

Iam "You... What!? That's not how that works..."

Hym "Then how else am I supposed to get rid of you!? Ahahaha!!"

Iam "..........."

Hym "Get it!? Cus you're a baby!? AAAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "...... You're an idiot.."

by Hym Iam May 04, 2022

Bar code

Is that how you think a bar code works? What do you think a bar code does?

Hym "A bar code necessarily aligns with a SPECIFIC ITEM. If you pick up a can of diet Coke... And scan the bar code... And what comes up on the register is, instead, can of beans then the bar code is USELESS. Therefore, the problem (for you) is not that you do not have the bar code but, rather, the bar code is absolutely meaning TO YOU because you are not that which aligns with the bar code. And... I am.:

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025