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Paramount+!? That's not "Babylon being on Amazon prime" Google! That's "Babylon being on Paramount+" you lying son of a bitch!
Amazon Prime "But you can rent it..."
Hym "I DON'T WANT TO RENT IT YOU BITCH! I WANT IT TO BE WHERE GOOGLE SAID IT WAS! WHERE IS IT!? IS IT HERE!?"
Amazon "You can buy our Paramount+ packa-"
Hym "NOT RHETORICAL! IS IT HERE!? NO!! IT'S ON PARAMOUNT+! YOU ARE NOT PARAMOUNT+ AMAZON!"
Hym "I DON'T WANT TO RENT IT YOU BITCH! I WANT IT TO BE WHERE GOOGLE SAID IT WAS! WHERE IS IT!? IS IT HERE!?"
Amazon "You can buy our Paramount+ packa-"
Hym "NOT RHETORICAL! IS IT HERE!? NO!! IT'S ON PARAMOUNT+! YOU ARE NOT PARAMOUNT+ AMAZON!"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
Get the Paramount+mug. Albert Wesker is not black! He doesn't wear glasses (he wears shades). He already (canonically) has a SON!
Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'
Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'
Also, some of the scenes are logically incoherent. At one point, the MC and a family she is trying to help smuggle out of the city are trapped by a giant spider. The patriarch of the family decides to hold the spider off so his family can escape. Not only does he fail miserably, but the MC and the family don't even leave the room until after he is dead! Thereby, entirely defeating the purpose of his sacrifice! After finally escaping the spider, the MC and the mother and son (who is infected by the T-virus) get to the end of the tunnel and rest for a moment while the MC tries (and fails) to convince the mother to abandon her infected son. This scene is followed by the MC struggling (for an extended period of time) to walk up the stairwell out of the tunnel they were in due to fatigue and injury! She was not injured or fatigued a second ago! Where is that coming form!? How is she injured now? She was just fine and rested before walking up the stairs! How is she THAT injured!? And now I have to watch this chick over-act her way up the stairwell for 2 and a half minutes! Terrible. Not a good job. Tokenized Albert Wesker.
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
Get the Tokenized Albert Weskermug. Oh? Is stalking and persistent harassment considered by the state to be a "BEHAVIORAL THREAT!?" Woooow!
Hym "Looks like it's almost like I'm responding to a behavior threat with a threat! Would you look at that! Well ok then. Remedy the sustained behavioral threat or I'll murder your kids. Hurry it up."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2025
Get the Behavioral threatmug. by Hym Iam July 23, 2023
Get the Cylinder of mirrormug. Hym "Make it 1! Make it 30 seconds from now! Why 10 days? Why give me any time at all? Give me until I finish this post. It doesn't matter how short the time period you give me, what you want is something I am not capable of doing. You are making this way worse that it has to be for yourselves and it's an act of shear stupidity."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
Get the 10 daysmug. I literally don't.
Hym "I really don't 'just have to' do anything. I 'have to' is 'be paid.' That's the only thing I 'have to do.' Or be given some kind of conformation that I'm not going to be paid so I can hurry stab up a kid and kill myself. I really don't 'have to' do anything beyond that because nothing outside of that paradigm matters."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2024
Get the Just have tomug. No. The reason to not nail Trump with evidence of him engaging in the pedophile sex island is protect the other people on the list.
Hym "Just like Ghislane Maxwell is trying to do now, the second any evidence that Trump was banging little girls on molestation island HE is going to rat out the rest of them. The ONLY COURSE OF ACTION.... Is letting Maxwell identify the clients. MAKE THAT BITCH MAKE A LIST! And then cross reference that list with the evidence from the Epstein trial and the flight logs. Pam Bondi said they have thousands of videos. Get those fucking videos. Nobody give a fuck about protecting victims. The victims need to take the hit for everyone so we aren't being ruled over by mentally retarded pedophiles."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
Get the Ratmug.