Definitions by Hym Iam
Aggrieved Entitlement
Hym "Nonono, it isn't 'aggrieved entitlement.' The word 'entitlement' is YOU projecting on to ME a thing I do not feel. It's just being aggrieved. 'Men are trash,' 'Kill all men,' 'The rapist is you,' (Look that one up it's an international women's day they got a little chant), and if you say something they don't like, then what? Well, you got a small dick don't ya? Not a big dick. If you do or say anything they don't like their response isn't that you got a fat meaty cock is it? Nonononononono. You remember any of that? Did that not apply to you (and therefore did not matter)? And not it's 'feminism LIED to me guys! They lied!' TOO LATE FOR ANY OF THAT NOW BITCH. I'M TRASH WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT SEX. Should I not be cynical about it, Jordan? Should I be cool about it so after the fat cocks are done with them they can still have someone to live off of? YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HARVEST IT FROM MY CORPSE ANYWAY, AREN'T YA? So WHY NOT the cynicism? Well!? Where's my SINGLE fat-cocked incel, Jordan? You find him? Which was it? Was it '400 pounder' or 'not an incel by tomorrow?' I'm guessing a couple of each. Or wait, super monster-cock deformity? There's always a 3rd option. It was super-monster-cock deformity wasn't it?"
Aggrieved Entitlement by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
Go Woke
Hym "I didn't 'Go Woke!' You motherfuckers went woke! You're canceling the tranny and by extension fucking with my beer of choice. You tried to hoist me on my own petard because you thought you were clever. Meatball Ron is over there banning a show the might be a subsidiarity element of my thing. You went FULL woke overnight on Oct 8th. I'm not the fucking woke one here. You politics idiot have literally 1 move. Uno reverse all the way. You're just doing now the shit THEY were doing UP UNTIL now. My consistency is unparalleled. You want and are trying to leverage my situation to get me to do Jordan's work-salesmen nonsense. And the situation itself is wrong (on it's face) under the auspices of your purported 'values.' You fucking charlatans. Each and every one of you."
Miami
Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....
Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."
Samson
Biblical series! It's the thing! It's time for the thing! The thing I was doing from before. The Biblical series.
God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."
Lucifer 😑 "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"
Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*
Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"
God "Yeah! Right!?"
Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"
God "I made a deal."
Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"
God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."
Lucifer 😟 "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."
God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."
Lucifer 😑 "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"
Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*
Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"
God "Yeah! Right!?"
Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"
God "I made a deal."
Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"
God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."
Lucifer 😟 "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."
God "No, Jesus was the me-guy this is Samson- Wait... Is that... Yet? Where ARE we, like, chronologically speaking?" 🤔
Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"
God "Donkey jaw."
Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"
God "Yup."
Lucifer 😨 "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"
God 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."
Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"
God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."
Lucifer 😑 "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."
God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."
Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."
God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."
Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"
God "Donkey jaw."
Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"
God "Yup."
Lucifer 😨 "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"
God 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."
Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"
God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."
Lucifer 😑 "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."
God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."
Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."
God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."
Arnold Schwarzenegger
No the fuck you wouldn't. You would NOT listen to that motherfucker AT ALL. You want to know how I know?
Hym "Because Arnold Schwarzenegger probably already has a book. He probably has a documentary AND some motivational talks. And you aren't doing it. Listening to Arnold Schwarzenegger is already and option and you are already not listening to him. Therefore, you would not do that shit you just said you would do, bitch. That was a lie! A blatant one. I didn't even look. Hold on... Lemme go look quick because I know this dude already got a book or something.............. Hmmm...... YUP! The nigga already got TWO books! 'Be Useful: The seven tools for life' and 'The new encyclopedia of modren bodybuilding' You didn't listen to not a one of them. So nope. No you would not."
Arnold Schwarzenegger by Hym Iam January 7, 2024
Plagiarismer
Hym "Ohoho... The gay harvard chick is a plagiarismer... Who did she plagiarism? Not me, right? You know how funny that would be? Cause she's not just a Harvard PhD (or whatever). She's the tippy-top Havard PhD... Which would make ME the tippy-top harvard PhD guy by extention... BOY-OH-BOY would that be FUCKING EMBARRASSING for you motherfuckers, wouldn't it? Wouldn't it? That shit would be hilarious. Let me know if I'm the guy, alright? Cus that some funny shit."
Plagiarismer by Hym Iam January 7, 2024
Esoteric
Yeah-yeah, I fucking know- Wait, (let me google the word esoteric quick.... Oh... That not what I thought it meant... Yeah, this whole thing is that actually but I mean, you see this fucking "voice of God" shit they're doing, right? Like, what the fuck is that all about?