Hym Iam's definitions
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
Get the Problemsmug. Right but you failed because you suck and you're a retard who stole the idea of online banking and then stole a company and then stole AI.
Hym "And I didn't failed because I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived. I just did the thing I said I was going to do, immediately, with minimal effort. So... I guess fail less? Suck less? That doesn't mean you get to steal MY shit, cripple."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
Get the Failedmug. Nah- Fuck you Sam Harris don't disparage my imaginary Frankenstein! He's fucking compassionate enough. Alright? "He's not who people should be listening to" Yeah, who SHOULD they be listening to? Jewish fucking bible nerds? Should I wear the mask and take the vaccine? Should I only listen to people who AFFIRM YOUR VALUES? That's probably what you want.
Hym "IT'S ALIVE!!! My Imaginary Frankenstein Lives!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And Sam Harris hates it. Hilarious. You know what I really think? I really think that you're an intellectual elitist and that if you're not in a certain sphere you need to cede your capacity for thought (to whatever extent you are able to think) to 'experts' because even if they are wrong at least the stupid people are willing to cede their decision making to the 'experts.' It's more important than than actually being right. And I think this because it's the through-line that exists between your stance on Trump, RFK jr., AND Andrew Tate. Your position against all three is LITERALLY 'They are going to make stupid people think they don't have to listen to what the jewish bible nerds say and it's dangerous for everyone!' You and Jordan Peterson are the same in that regard. Pathetic. And if your compassion doesn't extend to ME, RIGHT NOW, then it is functionally nonexistent"
by Hym Iam August 1, 2023
Get the IT'S ALIVE!!!mug. Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
Get the Tragedy Avertedmug. No you assholes are just as bad as that rich fucking retard you hate. I've seen you shit-heads trample eachother to death over black friday sales. You're boycotting carbonated poison over a guy wearing a dress. You can barely figure out which version of cancer stick you want to die from. I drive drunk (after drinking a 24 pack of Bud Platinum) better than 75% of you assholes drive sober. I literally have better drunk coordination than the greatest MMA fighter of all time. And don't even get me started on the witch burning. Oh! And the imposed schizophrenia! The people following me around. Making sex noises and pretending to be me. It's hard to even make the case that you should have a say in your own lives. Even the WORST THINGS I'VE EVER DONE are STILL entirely theoretical at this point and even the NON-THEORETICAL THINGS have been as subtle and harmless as a warm breeze.
Hym "How about instead of the public having any kind of say in anything I do or think, we start some kind of buyout system where I can opt out of society and get the fuck away from you all as quickly and throughly as possible? You hate all of the things that I am anyway. To trust the public with any decision making power I would have to actually pretend that you wouldn't suffocate me under your heel for a 50% off Ps5. You don't even want me here. So, yeah, buyout system. You all just go fuck yourselves. I just do whatever. Everything's kosher."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
Get the The publicmug. Jordan, you're crying like a bitch because your life is a lie. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Hym "It's a divine comedy and the punchline where the death-bots murder you and all of your kids soon enough. Seriously. I'm not joke about the need for a pundit assassin. You fucks need to die. Probably you kids too. I mean, there's a chance they haven't been tainted but it's probably better safe than sorry. Either way. You should not be having this hard of a time with this. There is something fucking wrong with you."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
Get the Divine Comedymug. Oh I'm sorry. I didn't know I was supposed to be watching you too. It's hard to tell who's in on the joke.
Hym "Ask and you shall receive. Was that you? Are you the one looking for me? What did your dad refuse to tell you who I was? Was a petty old bastard. Jesus Christ. God, I actually wouldn't have said all that if I would have know you we're looking for me. How should I do this.... 🤔 I don't want to be too on the nose. Otherwise it wouldn't be any fun... Ok, if I were I director... And you wanted to be in my movie... You see where I'm going with this?"
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
Get the Askmug.