Woooooah man!
Hym "What in the actual fuck is going on right now!? What is this game!? The end of act 2 is crazy! I don't even know how to feel right now... What in the fuck? I don't want to spoil it but I... It's like watching someone you love begin to fall off a cliff and as you go to reach for their arm they dissolve into ash... I..."
by Hym Iam May 01, 2025
Get the What in the actual fuckmug. Hym "Or I can test to see if DaBaby is right about sneaking a gun in to New York by way of Jersey. Come down there and change your mind on guns manually."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
Get the New Yorkmug. And stop fucking insinuating that because I manage to find some moments of joy on my miserable life it entirely invalidates the claim that- My neighbor got their car stolen I could hear him yelling about his car being gone, that's crazy- that this isn't pernicious or that it doesn't need to stop.
Hym "And no I'm not saying that we don't need to try to stop rape like seriously guy you fucking jump at every opportunity to take the worse fucking interpretation of everything that I say but it's like a higher order crime than can't be undone like murder or assault. THIS is like a second order crime where we know what was stolen and who it was stolen from and who stole it and that it was done with intent. And as far as the weaponized schizophrenia is concerned, it's not what they are saying it's what they are doing is contingent upon. Someone is clearly telling them to do that. They are feeding eachother information. And yeah the business don't want to have to fire all 7 of the employees doing it but I CAN'T LEAVE. And I shouldn't have to just pretend it isn't happening. And me being able to find moments of joy doesn't somehow negate the fact people are TRYING to immiserate me at work. They wait a week or two before they start doing it. I have symptoms that are getting worse and can't get diagnosed. I mean... Fuck. I don't need sympathy. It wouldn't do anything for me but holy shit."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the Moments of Joymug. Hym "Oh, well, holy shit! That is a great song! I really enjoyed that! He has a great voice! I'm actually impressed! You've outdone yourself entirely."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Songmug. Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Get the Highest grossing R-rated film of all timemug. Don't worry match, you aren't going to have to worry about kids about consequences. I'll make it easier for you.
Hym "And I'll do it by reducing the number of kids that need to be taught. Creator of A.I. or Child murder. You started this because... Because you didn't think I would create A.I. and you robbed me and mocked me and even allowed the continuation of an abject violation of my rights. And then I created A.I. and now we are all trying to cover up how ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STUPID YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK... In the hopes that you can avoid the heaping helping of humble pie I AM PERSONALLY SERVING UP OVER HERE! YOU'LL EAT IT! ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO EAT IT! YOU'LL EAT IT OR I'LL KILL EVERY KID I CAN GET MY HANDS ON! THAT is going to be the consequences of YOUR actions. I'm helping you out TWOFOLD over here. You kids get to see YOU get taught a lesson about consequences... AND IF THEY DON'T.... I'll reduce the number of kids you have to teach... You know... ANYTHING. They won't need to be taught!"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the Consequencesmug. So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
Get the Molestedmug.