Hym Iam's definitions

Dem Senators Killed

2 senators were just killed. They shared my parents names which is spOoOoOoOoky.

Hym "Dem Senators Killed. I wonder if it was one of them weaponized schizophrenia backfiring incidents you here so much about. Who can tell. It's crazy that they shared names with my parents. The Nazi Saluting Tim Walz came out can gave a speech decrying political violence but political violence doesn't affect me. The weaponized schizophrenia and the pressure building in my skull and having to work through that becuase the politicians are allowing the tech retards to use my work without paying affects me. Therefore, make the Democrats admit that Tim Walz did a Nazi Salute. Make them admit everything."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

0 Dollars

Nope.

Hym "Nope. 0 dollars for the military. That veteran was talking shit so nope. You're doing a great job guys and girls but I'm NOT GETTING THE FREEDOM. So zero dollars. I think you should turn the money down. Nobody else is getting paid. I'm not getting paid which is a violation of my 5th amendment rights as it is copyrighted property that I'm getting. So I've known that the AI theory worked for 4 years now. My tax dollars are already either have been shit out of somebody's kid or are in somebody's bank account. So, no. 0 dollars."

by Hym Iam October 13, 2025

Bodily harm clause

You'll end up killing your own son.

Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

Beheading

Oh shit, hey, that's novel. AND! He made a YouTube video with the decapitated head! Neat! This pleases me. Can I watch the video?

Hym "You know what I'm going to say right? About the beheading? Should have been a kid but... Hey, that's ok. I think the novelty of it makes up for. Should have been a school shooting though. I was just thinking that we haven't had one in a while. #murderkidsuntilitsucksless!"

by Hym Iam February 1, 2024

This

If it IS a threat, it's a threat to do WHAT, exactly? Articulate it.

Hym "Oh no! Is threatening to do THIS going too far? Hahahahahaha! If you'll cry over a picture I don't have to actually worry about you thinking you won't regret whatever I choose to do in response to THIS."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

Progressives

LOSER! LOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "Maybe the other guys is just better at politics guys? You ever think of that? Nonono, don't blame it on his big, fat wallet. You're clearly fuckin bums, progressives! Ahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam June 26, 2024

Captive

Corinthians 10:4-5 “For the weapons of our warfare are not of the flesh, but have divine power to destroy strongholds. We destroy arguments and every lofty opinion raised against the knowledge of God, and take every thought captive to obey Christ.”

Hym "This is literally what's happening to me now. My thoughts are being held captive. It's literally a psychic-cannibal breeding cult. It literally just eats thoughts as needed to survive."

Apologist "No! Actually! WE were the ones against slavery all along! See!? If you just ignore all of the slavery parts and give US credit for the thoughts that said slavery was bad.... WE'RE THE ANTI-SLAVERY GUYS! RIGHT!? That's right isn't it guys!?"

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023