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Ethical

Jordan Peterson defines it as "Voluntary and repeatable transactions" which, you know, SOUNDS good but I don't quite think it's a consistent standard for "ethical" or "How things ought to be." It's just not enough. And it's funny that in his consideration for "what constitutes an ethical business" that the EMPLOYEES aren't even an afterthought! As long as the customers and suppliers are acting voluntarily what happens to the employees is irrelevant apparently!

Hym "So... By that logic, TAXES are unethical. WORK is unethical. If we accept 'Voluntary and repeatable' as the definition of 'Ethical' that actually makes for a solid argument for universal basic income....
Work is not voluntary; it's coercive (Work for me or anyone else OR live a life of privation) and I don't want to keep doing it under threat of privation, so, not repeatable. Universal basic income would make work voluntarily. Therefore, we are ethically obligated to institute some form of universal basic income. Prostitution would also be considered ethical. You could say that a pimp exploits the labor of someone who might not have any better options but... How's that any different from what a business owner does? Other than the fact that a pimp doesn't pay taxes. And we've already established that taxes are unethical. DRAG SHOWS are ALSO ethical as anyone who goes to a drag show is there voluntarily. Even if they were to bring THEIR OWN (And NOT OTHER PEOPLE'S) kids drag shows are both voluntary and repeatable. Seriously. It's like he doesn't even think before he opens his mouth. Every time he does it he dismantles the arguments of his political allies. It's like he's just winging it up there. At the same time, we don't necessarily accept that definition. There CAN be ethical compulsion. Which is the opposite of 'voluntary.' I mean, if a serial rapist doesn't want to live in a cage; I'd say you OUGHT to put him in one ANYWAYS. So, there's and example of ETHICAL compulsion that contradicts Jordan's definition of ethical.... Whaaaaat else.... Hmm.... Running out of characters..... Hmm... I'll come back to it...."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2023
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Boundaries

OOOOOOOOOOH! OOOOH! I GET IT NOW! He doesn't believe in boundries. That's why he's so obsessed with me!
Hym "Alright, Jordan got accused of being sexually inappropriate with a client BY a client right? His exact words were 'I've never been "sexually INAPPROPRIATE" with a client....' Now, what would constitute a SEXUALLY ETHICAL relationship to a guy who believes that the definition of ETHICAL is 'Voluntary and repeatable.' If he doesn't believe boundaries (and this is just speculation I'm not accusing him of doing it but SHE did) 'Sexually inappropriate' DOESN'T MEAN HE DIDN'T FUCK HER! I THINK SHE TOLD THE TRUTH! But it was 'voluntarily' so it doesn't matter (to Him) that she's a client! She's 'vindictive' because he broke off the affair! 'You said you'd leave your cancer wife for me!' Hahahahaha! He said in his book AND I QUOTE 'Has she been raped by every man she's been with? Probably." Bahahahaha!! EXCEPT HE MIGHT BE ONE OF THE GUYS! YOU CAN HEAR THE DISGUST HE HAS FOR HER IN THE TEXT! I BELIEVE HER NOW! I DIDN'T BELIEVE HER AND NOW I DO! OHOHOHOHOHO! This is priceless! HE'S THE KENDRA! HE'S THE RETARD MOLESTER! THAT'S WHY THIS! IT'S HIM! HE DID THE THING! OOHOHO! OOOOOH! I can't believe it. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! He probably paid her off to get her to recant her statement. Where is she? Somebody get her her on camera. I gotta see her. Where? Minions! Go forth! Do the thing! I want to hear it from her!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
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Dinner

You're not trying to lure me over to bang your wife are you? Cuz.... I don't know how I feel about that....
Hym "Yeah, sure, I'll come over for dinner... And wake up chained to the ceiling in an assless gimp suit!? I THINK NOT!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
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Behavior

Isn't it kind of funny how "My behavior towards you is the consequences of your behavior" only applies when it's convenient for the people saying it? I mean, apply that logic to incels. "Well why do all of these men hate women!? It can't POSSIBLY be the consequences of women's behavior! I mean, when someone behaves in a way I don't like I hate them (or semantic limbo with the word "hate" and say "I dOn'T hAtE aNyOnE") as a consequence but... that would mean...."
Idiot "All women aren't the same though!"

Hym "Neither are all incels or baby dicks but you're perfectly willing to generalize regarding people's behavior when it's convenient. You want to act as though the only reason a woman wouldn't fuck somebody is some profound moral failing or some kind of self-evident social disfunction. OR you want to act like women make some expertly deduced value judgement every time the DO fuck some. You're using the act of making a value judgement... As evidence of the soundness of the value judgement."
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
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Brilliance

Behold the shear brilliance of the stupidest thing that has ever happened
Iam "Behold the shear brilliance of the stupidest thing that has ever happened. It was a beautiful thing and a terrifying thing but I did it for a reason. And YOU'RE the one watching it."
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
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Trial

Of shit hey Jordan's trial "Canadian Constitution Federation" Youtube channel is covering it now. Go watch it.... And give me one million dollars..... But to watch it first. Go see the thing..... Ok, you don't have to give me one million dollars. But you do have to watch the thing.
Hym "So the Trial of Jordan Benazir Peterson has begun. IT HAS BEGUN!!! And it's an interesting case about 'peripheral abstract harm.' Does his presence on the internet, rather, does Jordan Peterson spreading his ethos do some kind of peripheral abstract harm in the SAME WAY that he believes adopting his ethos has a peripheral abstract positive effect on the broader community and the rest of the world? Does he compromise the integrity of the field of psychology by lambasting public some HE EXPLICITLY BELIEVES IS MENTALLY ILL (Specifically affected by dender) and accusing them of 'corrupting the kids?' Especially in the context of the fact that he DOES often appeal to his profession to lend to the credibility of his propositions. Will they take punitive action? Find out now! Go... Go... Watch the thing.... I told you to watch it... Go look at the thing................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Why are you still here? I told you to go watch the thing.... Get it? It's like a Deadpool... I'm not in a robe.... I'm nude.... Picture it.... You see it? Ok... GAY!!! Why would you do that? Why would you picture a grown ass man naked you freak!? Get out of here pervert!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
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Nude

Oh God, relax... I'm not actually nude! I'm wearing a loose-fitting long-sleeve shirt and some slacks.
Hym "I'm not actually nude. I don't even know how you're seeing this and am, therefore, not liable for who sees it. I'm actively having this stolen from me. This is a disclaimer. You have been disclaimed."
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
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