Cheating

Oh yeah I forgot to address that one (since we're playing the make references to everything the other says)
Hym "I forgot to address the cheating thing. Was that her who cheated? Not the dude right. The 6 month turn around? I saw the video of her talking about her trip and I'm like 'Ooooh yeah she got slutted out by that kickboxer didn't she?' that's hilarious my guy. I actually watch clips of his videos all the time. He's a man after my own heart. He talks like he's one of my disciples or something. Daughter-bang by way of transitive property. I take partial credit. But, anywho, least he didn't type some shit into urban dictionary about her or fucking plagiarism anything. Are you refusing to acknowledge and schizophreniaing him too? I didn't notice any references to him. I can't write about your videos but he can drive your daughter around in a bu-gah-ee and ruin her marriage? That's fair. I'm glad I'm incurring god's vengeance over here."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
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Black poop

Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!
Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
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Comments

You know I've already addressed that.
Hym "YOU KNOW and I KNOW... That I would not read a SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT if you could comment on this. NOT A SINGLE ONE, EVER! I would leave them on just to make you feel better. Just being you idiots all need to FEEL IMPORTANT but I would never actually taint my own psyche by filling my head with inferior thoughts by reading your comments. You want to comment on some shit go to YouTube. Where are you right now, bitch? Is this YouTube? No! You're not ON YouTube right now. And do you know WHY you're not on YouTube right now? BECAUSE I'M NOT ON YOUTUBE MOTHERFUCKER!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Swole neurologist

Evil fat-cock?
Hym "Ha! I saw the article abkut swole neurologist but I didn't think it would throw conservatives into full-on shill coverage mode."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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I don’t like the question. It’s a weird way to frame it.
Dr. I’m running out of names “Do you believe that the truth will set you free?”

Iam “I don’t like the question. And I don’t like it because it’s a loaded question. There’s this implicit assumption that I’m subjugated and then we get into this semantic realm where we’re trying to figure out what we’re being freed from and it’s just not all that interesting. ‘Well, through truth we’re freed from our ignorance’ and that’s just a banal answer that doesn’t really answer the question in spite of the fact that it answers the question. Beyond that you could say that ‘Well, we are all subjugated by those who lie with impunity and only the truth can free us from the illusory world they’ve created’ and that’s not very entertaining either. Better question (or more interesting as least) would be ‘What happens if you tell the truth about me?’ Do you lie to keep the devil in his cage? Even though God told you not to? Do you eat the forbidden fruit? He did tell you not to do it but he knows damn well your going to do it. You tell the truth I’m out of the cage. ‘What does he do when he’s out of the cage? What will he say? People should ignore and mock him but what happens if they don’t? I didn’t. I listen and did what he said. What does that say about me?’ Now that’s far more interesting. I had another one but I can’t quite remember...”
by Hym Iam December 02, 2022
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Politics

A game.... But only until you're being shipped off to a reeducation camp or a concentration camp. Until there are tanks rolling down your street and you're telling a Russian war ship to go fuck itself.
Hym "Politics gets real faster than the average person can prepare."

Iam "Oh shit, I'm not saying it's not right. I'm just saying..."
by Hym Iam May 01, 2022
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A wife

Hey, you know what else you don't have? I'll give ya a hint 😃🖕
A retard "You don't have a wife either!"

Hym "Why would I fuck my sister you freak!? Disgusting!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2024
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