Hym Iam's definitions

Definition

I'm mean you hear this motherfucker saying that if "you listen deeply enough you can hear the voice of God," That's still just YOU. You projecting yourself onto the book. Your will.

Hym "You want to know Jordan Peterson's real and secret definition of psychopath? It's the man who does not fear God. Loser? Anyone who won't dance for the creature's amusement. Coward? Anyone who won't let God punish them. He doesn't actually care whether or not God is ontologically real. He believes that all people need to be subordinate to some "higher-order abstraction", Adam. God is just a euphemism to him. So, "the collective good" or "humanity". And he's perfectly willing to speak for it. And anyone who ISN'T subordinate to said "higher-order abstraction" IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED. It's just implicit theocracy. And I know what you're thinking. "BUT I'M AN ATHEIST!" But do you believe in some sort of greater good? That's the SAME THING TO HIM. 'God' isn't 'God' to Jordan Peterson. God is whatever he needs it to be to justify doing whatever he wants."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite

YOU WOULD KNOW! HA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2023

I want me to not do that

Oh, yeah, no. I can tell. The only problem is...

Hym "I want me to not do that. I want me to be not here. But, unfortunately (for the both of us), there are only 2 ways that's going to happen."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

$1000

I would sell like 8 people for this right about now.

Hym "$1000 dollars would literally solve all of my problems right now.... Immediately... And I know what you're thinking 'Well, why don't you go make $1000?' Great plan shidiot! By the time I make $1000 dollars I will need more than $1000... What would I do for $1000? Hmmm.... I would throw glass at homeless people for $1000.... I would be platonic friends with a woman for $1000.... I would type 1 million 'W's for $1000.... I would sleep on a pillow made of shit for $1000... I would steal a priest's favorite bible for $666... I would chapstick a Chinese man's lips for $1000... I would adapt my softcore erotica into a straight to TV Lifetime movie that only plays at 2 a.m. (pacific standard time).... I would allow a clown to teach me how to make balloon animals for $1000... I would tie myself to 100 turkeys and let them fly me wherever they wanted for $1000.... I would recycle for $1000... I would name my firstborn daughter Greg for $1000.... I would beat a monkey in blackjack for $1000... I would change my name to 'Caramel Thunder' for $1000.... I would paint the blue man group red for $1000... I would order Taco Bell exclusive food items from a legitimate Mexican restaurant until they kicked me out for $1000... I would yell at black people with a Karen for $1000... I would help an old lady halfway across the street and then run away, leaving her helpless and stranded for $1000... I would fuse my current two rows of teeth into two giant mega-teeth for $1000..."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2022

America

Should leave Israel to face the consequences of it's own action.

Hym "America has too much going on right now to be spending US tax dollars to fund what is clearly an Israeli land-grab. They've been caught lying about human shields. They've committed war crimes. It isn't our job to play nanny to the jews."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

Career Path

None really. The only thing I'm concerned with is the cabal of shadowy figures keeping track of everything I say and do. Let me illustrate

Guy 1 (hears me say a thing)--------- Guy 2 (repeats thing I say) This ☝️
Is the only thing in life that I care about. It's worth more than you life, your kids lives, and you wives lives. Guy 1 and Guy 2 do not know each other. How did Guy 1 tell Guy 2 what I said and who is benefiting from this? The answers to these are the only I care about. You will answer the questions.

Hym "That's really all there is to it. That's my career path. Over a couple of bumps and off of a bridge. There the fuckin plan you wanted me to make. A perfectly linear path that takes nothing to accomplish. The benefits to which are eternal. Sounds like a good one to me. What do you think?"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

Sell

Yeah but that’s kind of the point, isn’t it?

Hym “That’s the point. You’re trying to sell me something. It isn’t that the thing you’re trying to sell is objectively good. It’s that you are trying to sell it in a way that makes it seem better than it is. We’re not arguing the best way to sell a propositional ethic, we’re debating whether or not the ethic is correct.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022