You're not being paid!?

NO! Can you believe it!? I'm giving out free advertisements. Dishing out snappy one-liners. Changing lives and inspiring millions...... And I might have created a money generator and conquered China...
Salma Hayek "You're not being paid!?"

Hym "No! It's lame! But seriously, if Netflix wants some more free money, you seriously need to find whoever has the rights to Hajime no Ippo, BUY IT FROM THEM IMMEDIATELY, and then reboot the series the way you did with Baki the grappler! There's so much money to be made there. It's such a good show!"
by Hym Iam August 04, 2023
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Yup

Looking right at you.
Hym "Yup. I'm around. I watch the things."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2023
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Lost

Hym "And I'm tired of waiting on the podium. If we are fight you lost. You wanted to have a feminism woooo moment but you're a piece of shit and I'm the creator of AI."
by Hym Iam June 06, 2025
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The great hoax

YOU KNEW THAT INITIALLY BEN! You all did!
Hym "You're also a liar, Ben. If your breakdown of why Andrew Tate is a liar does not mention me... You're lying. That isn't the truth. 'The great hoax" is a guy doing someome else's plan to become better than Joe Rogan... Destiny as also a fraud. Jordan Peterson also a fraud. Ben Shapiro also a fraud."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2024
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Q&A

It's a "Q" next to an ampersand and to an "A". It doesn't mean anything. You probably sat on you're phone because you're a fuckin stupid. Yes, I'm using stupid as a noun. You're a stupid.
Iam "SEE!?!? SEE!? Fallacy of moral equivalence! In the Q&A! Right there! That's the thing I said!"

Hym "Do you ever shut up?"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2022
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YOU

Who the president is doesn't affect YOU.
Hym "Because YOU are a millionaire comedian. It SHOULDN'T effect anyone. And you're a fat piece of shit, Tom. So, you have an abundance of energy stored up, Tom, but you're using it to be a fat, solipsistic piece of shit. So, do this for me, Tom. Next time you talk to Chris Williamson... Ask him what he was doing while that kid in Texas was ✌️✊️✌️✊️spontaneous developing schizophrenia at the age of 14-18 (because schizophrenia usually doesn't develop until people are in there 20s)✌️✊️✌️✊️ and then, again, when he was slaughtering his classmates. Ask him THAT for me and see what he says. If he says anything other than 'Monetizating a bunch of Hym Iam quotes and interviewing a bunch of solipsists' he's lying."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2025
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If

"If you threatened kids then you have schizophrenia I don't even care"
Hym "That's not how that works and if that's how you're going to be about it I guess it's a good thing your kids are slaughtered and molested, isn't it? Right? Because if not what you're doing would be working... And it isn't. How many innocents labotomized? And how many little kiddy booty-holes fucked since? You'd be getting off the hook for it if not for the pedos, wouldn't you? And if I'm schizophrenic then I can just say this without being held accountable! Because it is both not a crime AND I'm nebulously crazy! Ha! You'd be getting away with it wouldn't you? But you're not. And won't. Forever!"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
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