Hym Iam's definitions

Says the incest cultist

Yeah, no, there will always be childless people and no you don't get more votes for having children. You don't have a more of a stake in the future. This is just another greedy breeder ploy to elevate their own level of existential importance.

Hym "No. That's ridiculous. You need to start putting an asterisk next to everything these idiots say. 'I think anyone who does my incest cult should get a million votes!' Says the incest cultist. "All of the laws should directly reflect my incest cults rules!' Says the incest cultists!"

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Mental Health

Isn't it weird to anyone else that I say that the religion is an insane incest cult and now Jordan Peterson has decided that the psychology is wrong and that the only REAL way to be mentally healthy is to do his incest cult. Like, adopting gender roles IS mental health now. You have a RESPONSIBILITY to DO THE GENDER ROLES. And you just HAVE TO do the incest cult.

Hym "That IS mental health now. It's all veiled in coded language but the crux of it is 'You just HAVE to do the gender roles/incest cult or you're a psychopath.' That's his whole thing."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Role

OK. I have to adopt one.

Hym "Creator of A.I., Better than everyone, Breeder of lesbians. There. That's my role."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

The WAR in Gaza

Yeah, I feel like if it was anyone else saying it Emma would have let that slide.

Emmers "It's a genocide! She should have said genocide!"

Hym "That is like... Adjacent to what she WOULD HAVE said... If anyone else had said 'The WAR in Gaza.' "

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Don't do it

No. Go fuck yourself. I'm going to save a list of you names in my phone for when the police find it.

Hym "What? 'Don't do it?' You clearly do not want that. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL EVERYTHING FROM ME!"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Slippery slope fallacy

There's Alexander Grace and Alok

Hym "No. Slippery slope fallacy.. You can pay me for my work. You're LYING and trying to frame it as though you're giving me something for nothing. I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO THIS. YOU CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024