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Definitions by Hym Iam

Hym "No, I couldn't be more explicit if I tried. You can't expect me to live like this and I won't ever resign. You don't have the right to do this to me."
Explicit by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Slippery slope fallacy 

It's not a fallacy guys! See!? See!? It's real!
Hym "What the entire conservative position has become over the last for years. The slippery slope fallacy. We can't do this because THEN they'll want THAT! And then pretty soon we'll be holding our kids butthole open for the pedophiles!"
If you're fine with it happening to me, why shouldn't you be fine with it ALSO HAPPENING TO YOU? Dumb. You motherfuckers are dumb.
A retard "But moms and catholics aren't bad! They shouldn't be doing it to them..."

Hym "Or anyone else?"

A retard "Well... Um... Maybe if it only happens to YOU... And NOT me... Then it'll be fine..."

Hym "Yeah, no, it's never going to only happen to me. It's never only going to 'people LIKE me.' And Catholics and Moms are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. What did they do? Fuck a fat cock, and nothing else. Not a claim to virtue or innocence. And Catholics, with all the kids they're molesting... I mean, I've molested 0 kids... Yet now that the government is doing it to people instead of random undisclosed people.... And they're doing it more broadly to PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN TYPE... Instead of A GUY of a certain type... Now it's a problem... Because now you're a part of a group that it's to whom it's happening... We gotta make videos about it and vote a certain way now... We gotta rally together because the thing that was happening to ME... Is now happening to you..."
Me by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Ok... Do it

Yeah, who exactly should do what bitch?
Hym "Yeah, I'll do it as soon as you come out and say it explicitly. 'Hym (Or even my real name). You're not getting paid so kill a kid' That is what doing what YOU'RE PRETENDING TO DO looks like. That's called pretending. That's the entire point of your religion. It's pieces of shit like you absolve themselves of guilt for being pieces of shit and claim moral superiority without having to not be a piece shit. So, you want to call my bluff? Ok... Do it. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. Who was that on pap-pap's grave shit-stain?"
Ok... Do it by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
I'm going to stop working one way or another and if I have to kill you kids to do it that's just an unfortunate byproduct of your unwillingness to give up control of other people's lives.
Hym "Yeah, no, there is not virtue inherent in work. I work while people above me reap a disproportionate benefit. My engine is shot. The water pump is shot and there is a gasket issue. It's only a matter of time before I don't have any form of transportation. Which is why it's good that people are shooting up schools. There's your leftist reminder that you siphoning other lives comes at a price. I'm not going to do what you want. But only because I DON'T NEED TO. If you try to make me do a thing I do not need to do... The thing I WILL DO... That I DON'T NEED TO DO... Will INSTEAD be murdering a child. I can do it today if you'd like. But you're wasting my time at this point. I hate having my time wasted, Jordan."
Work by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

You stop being human 

When people reject YOUR religion... That's the problem though, isn't it? Which is why all the Genocide.
Der Führer JeepJorp "You stop being human if I'm wrong!"

Hym "To you... Inter-subjectively... That's YOU dehumanizing people... Actively... That's a thing you're doing that you could not be doing and that's actually the problem with you're entire religion."

Der Führer JeepJorp "The Atheists! The Atheists, you see... They just don't understand! You see, if they only knew that if they don't agree with me they're not human! And if I'm wrong I can do whatever I want!" 😡

Hym "Yeah, see, that's the problem. You're insane. You don't see the out-group as 'fully human' and your religion is what allows you to justify the dehumanization of other people. Not that THAT ITSELF isn't a human thing to do but what you're TRYING to do is ENSHRINE A RIGHT TO the dehumanization of others along a certain axis... Which is what makes it wrong and unnatural rather than the human reaction to out-group.... I mean, simply doing the dehumanization is justification for theft when I do it. Which is horsehsit because I'm right when I do it. But that's besides the point. You're insane. Religion bad. Give me my shit. You're using Pot of Greed. My response is Ash Blossom (aka sending little girl to the graveyard).. Do you have called by the grave or not?"
You stop being human by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Masters of the moral landscape 

"It's a metaphor for my moral presuppositions being correct"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS TRYING TO DO THOUGH, ISN'T IT!? Become the masters of the moral landscape. You're LITERALLY doing the thing you accuse the atheist of doing. The entire purpose of religion is that. Eating the forbidden fruit if that's how you're going interpret it."