Hym Iam's definitions
Hym *Beep* *Boop* "Psychopath mode deactivated!" *Bzzerp*
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "............."
Iam "Hym? What are you doing?"
Hym ".........."
Iam 🤨
Hym *Psst* "I'm off... That's what they want... So I'm off now"
Iam "That's not how that works..."
Hym "I know! But they don't know that."
Iam "You... Alright... Whatever."
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "............."
Iam "Hym? What are you doing?"
Hym ".........."
Iam 🤨
Hym *Psst* "I'm off... That's what they want... So I'm off now"
Iam "That's not how that works..."
Hym "I know! But they don't know that."
Iam "You... Alright... Whatever."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
Get the Psychopathmug. Um... Matt? Are you sure you aren't protecting there a little bit? What does the church do again? Spend money to impose an ideological view?
Hym "Yeah... Sure bud... The Department of Education does that... And noooooo other institution... Does that... Also... I can't think of a single one..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the Department of Educationmug. Hym “And it will be. I will subvert your will in whatever capacity I am able. Why? Because you have proven that you would do the same.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
Get the Willmug. If I had to describe life in 783,137 words it would look something like this.... I might need an editor...
Hym "The Bible works pretty well but it violates the basic premise of the game. You're using someone else's answers to the test."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
Get the The Biblemug. Hym "The truth makes me feel bad so I rail against cynicism and recede into solipsism. Don't listen to the cynic or I'll have a mental breakdown, like Jordan. Better to fill your mind with positive sounding lies and then regurgitate them into the internet. Then, when you make money from regurgitating the positive sounding lies, you can pretend it's the positive sounding lies and not the getting pays to spout them. Then you have fucking gas station workers repeating the positive sounding lies without ever achieving the outcome."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
Get the Cynicismmug. Nope. Not playing nothing off like a joke. I don't know where you're getting that from.
Hym "Noooo. Not a joke. The little retard wanted to mock me in relationship to a definition I posted about my disappointment regarding the realization that I was working in a retard sex cult. 'BuT sHe'S mY fAvOrItE!.' This showed that he either had access to the internet (which they explicitly lied about) OR someone there had access to my email. I don't necessarily believe people with disabilities aren't people. I believe that filthy sub-human piece of retarded shit needed to learn not to bite the hand feeds him. Literally. I literally had to feed him like a dog. Pour kibble into a bowl for him. Like... Am I joking right now? Is this a joke? You want me to dial that back for you? Ok. Uuuh... He's not an animal. He's a super duper special wonderful magical guy. Oh God, he is just a-oh-so-much better than me. JEEZ Boy-oh-boy do I wish I was him. If only! Maybe Dr. Jeepjorp is right! Maybe I should jump off a bridge and pray to God on the way down that I'm reincarnated AS HIM so I can be THAT MUCH better than myself.
Hym "Noooo. Not a joke. The little retard wanted to mock me in relationship to a definition I posted about my disappointment regarding the realization that I was working in a retard sex cult. 'BuT sHe'S mY fAvOrItE!.' This showed that he either had access to the internet (which they explicitly lied about) OR someone there had access to my email. I don't necessarily believe people with disabilities aren't people. I believe that filthy sub-human piece of retarded shit needed to learn not to bite the hand feeds him. Literally. I literally had to feed him like a dog. Pour kibble into a bowl for him. Like... Am I joking right now? Is this a joke? You want me to dial that back for you? Ok. Uuuh... He's not an animal. He's a super duper special wonderful magical guy. Oh God, he is just a-oh-so-much better than me. JEEZ Boy-oh-boy do I wish I was him. If only! Maybe Dr. Jeepjorp is right! Maybe I should jump off a bridge and pray to God on the way down that I'm reincarnated AS HIM so I can be THAT MUCH better than myself.
HOOOOO MAN! I mean, I can only dream! I can only dream of being half of the not-retarded, not-piece-of-shit that he is. Really! I really mean it. I mean all of the words that I'm saying right now! All of them. Everyone single utterance that is aggrandizing to him; I mean all of it. And that doesn't just apply to him but it applies to everyone even vaguely similar to him. If your hair color has even a remotely similar hue; you are undoubtedly better than me in every way. Not as better than me as he is but, gosh-golly, you're just so great! I'm just-a-gonna have to work super duper hard to that one day I'll be good enough to lick his boots clean. Yeah, that's it. One day I'll deserve something. Not today but one day I'll be able to channel a fraction of what he is and then I will finally deserve something more than to be drenched in piss on the bottom rung of society... Shoot, that'll be great! Won't ever be better than him but, man, maybe I won't have to drown in piss forever! Right? Am I... Am I right? Guys? Is... Should I work super duper hard to not be as good as him? Will it make my life meaningful? Because my life doesn't have inherent meaning I have to do things and it can't be too easy. If it doesn't take effort for me to achieve then I'm a Free-Rider... So I have to just expend just-a-oh-so much effort or I'm bad ☹️ and that's not a joke either."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2022
Get the Jokemug. The World Serpent (Also a The Midgard Serpent) is the son of Loki in Norse mythology (And the brother of Odin in the Marvel Comics) and is the last sign of Ragnarök.
Hym 🤦 ♂️“.... hahahahah..... AAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Here I am plotting your destruction and, here, you’ve already been destroyed. Not now. Not in the immediate. You may not even live to see your own destruction. But the deed is already done. And in the wake of your destruction comes the fall of heaven. I am the World Serpent. I am Jörmungandr. You want to know how to know which one of us it’s bigger snake? Well, which one do people keep as pets and which one do they avoid? I was already in the loop. You didn’t put me there. You didn’t even know it existed. You weren’t even conscious. And you weren’t a serpent. You bit the apple and it did what the apple does. Your soul has been tainted. And there isn’t enough water in Heaven or on Earth to wash away the filth.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
Get the Jörmungandrmug.