Hym Iam's definitions

YOU are

No... YOU... Are letting them steal it.

Hym "YOU are. I'm not telling shit happen and I don't know if you figured out what you're going to tell the parents but I'm just going to tell them to sue you off the internet. You... Are doing that. And in doing it you're an accomplice."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

Fascist

Yeah, no, they weren't but it sure as hell seems like they've decided to go that route don't it?

Hym "And no you didn't fucking know all along CODY... They weren't like this when they were on the defensive but now that they got a little power they are perfectly willing to do to the trans what the libs where doing to them. Fascist adjacent maybe."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

Married

I heard a rumor that she cheated on her prime husband with Harry Styles

Hym “I heard that she WAS married but she cheated on her husband with Harry Styles, so.... Hurray hypergamy! Retard with a meaty dongle beats prince! And I still think I wrote some of that movie. I’ll bet you 1 million dollars some of this is in that piece of shit... Tssk! 😤 dumb slut... tarnish my good name. And Chris Pine should have beat the shit out of that little faggot for spitting on him. Actually, I will officially offer my services to help Chris Pine jump him. We’ll catch him in his trailer so he can run. Rearrange his face. And then we can go throw piss filled water balloons at the snake-whore... and then we can go get ice cream...”

Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”

Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”

Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”

Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”

Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒

Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! Stop it!”

Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”

Iam “I... Whatever...”

by Hym Iam October 10, 2022

Fired

Apparently "NOT DOING YOUR JOB FOR 2 YEARS STRAIGHT" doesn't cause this to happen to you. Nor does running a retard sex cult.

Iam "I keep hearing 'you did this' or 'you did that' but I didn't get fired for 'this' or 'that'. I got fired for 'not reporting retard sex (soon enough)' even though my manager is the one who had it reported to them a year before my firing. I 'violated company policy' (even though it was happening before I even walked in the door and in spite of the fact that I signed paperwork agreeing that no retard sex would be happening there.) A person who participated in the act admitted that it was happening there and that it was 'technically a cult'. They had to hire a plummer to fish a condom out of the pipes. If I had done 'this' or 'that' why would they allow me to get away with it for (literal) years? I'm such a piece of shit that they liked me so much that they were happy to give me free things, do my job for me, let me forgo all of the training and meetings, and allow me to NOT do my job for years? They definitely weren't trying to appease me into silence so I didn't cause problems for their retard sex cult. That couldn't possibly be what was happening there. They couldn't possibly be just saying whatever they feel they need to say to justify getting rid of me. How does that make any sense to you? I'm doing all of this messed up shit (apparently) but nobody cared to do anything about it UNTIL I showed my visible disgust with the bitch that was fucking the retard and she spent my last week there storming out of the house in anger? Are you fucking kidding me!?

by Hym Iam April 12, 2022

Listen to people who have the outcome, bro

No I do not have to cede the discourse to someone who has a ✌️✊️✌️desirable✌️✊️✌️ outcome so they can sit there and MAKE SOME SHIT UP to make themselves SOUND good (regardless of the truth of their propositions). Get the fuck out of here with that.

A retard "Listen to people who have the outcome, bro"

Hym "Nah, you go fuck yourself with that. You know damn well your ass is just going to lie about anything that makes YOUR SUCCESS (either) look trivial OR as though there are external factors that exist outside of your control that are the direct result of your success. You're SURE AS HELL going to lie if anything makes your wife look like a disreputable slut. Anything that doesn't lend credence to the proposition that your are an extra special guy who's uniquely deserving of your outcome will be dismissed, mocked, or denied. So, no. Fuck you. I don't have to sit there and let a motherfucker lie."

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

Teleporter

"If you were the creator of AI, you-" Kikerbeard.

Hym "Yeah? Where's your teleporter kike? Where's your time machine? You needed ME. I needed money. YOU... Were a none contributor and a mentally retarded Jew who the government allows to steal because to stop a jew from stealing is to infringe on it's religious liberties."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2025

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024