Definitions by Hym Iam

Donnie boy 

Yeah, no, we're pretending the retard is better. That's what we're doing right now. It doesn't matter that it lost a ton of money pt the "hate speech" is up (not a real thing btw) Elon = Good. X = Better now. That is the thing you have to say for them to give you money. He's saving America. He saved America just there. Did you see it? Did you see him save America just there? That's what we've decided has happened here.

Hym "Donnie boy, Donnie boy... The pipes, the pipes are calling... And because you're gay... The pipes, the pipes could be considered a euphemism for weiners... Do you hear- Er, wait, you would have to or else you wouldn't be gay... Like, you would have to hear the pipes calling to you, right? If the euphemism tracks then yeah.... It's silly to ask... But, yeah, no you have to shill for him and/or be a tomato can... It's also just a banal question... You guys have to evolve your coverage a bit. They're in full reality denial mode. They've receded into solipsism. You need to take a hardline stance on non-subjectivism. What constitutes 'hate speech' is subjective. You need to pivot hard not non-subjectivism. It's the only play. You guys gotta hurry it the fuck up. Election season is coming up and if you're not going to shut up and let me do it you need to do it right."

Donnie boy by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

I AM 

Did I say "I'm the risk?" I don't ever say "I'm" anything.

Hym "I AM the risk! That's what I meant to say. I'm not anything. I AM things. Right? Like, it's a part of the I.P."

I AM by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Queers for Palestine 

So... Even people who THEY THEMSELVES WOULD KILL... Consider what is happening to them is wrong...

Hym "You want some ancient wisdom, Jordan? You should check out Slavoj Žižek's criticism of 'Wisdom' by the way, but here it it: Anyone who isn't willing to defend their enemies when they are right will undoubtedly cover for their allies when they're wrong. Queers for Palestine does more to lend credence to the calls for ceasefire then anything else. You're dishonest and bad people."

Queers for Palestine by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

At risk 

The retard!? I WAS THE RISK! What the fuck are you talking about?

Hym "He wasn't just a sexual assault victim but a perpetrator who avoided jailtime by way of being retarded... And then was getting fucked by the staff and somehow had access to my email and stories about me from years ago and at times my where abouts... And it isn't just him but people I've never even met before! That retard is fine. He's literally having everything handed to him while everything is being taken from me, up to and including credit for the creation of A.I. Like, being rape-victim somehow absolves him of being worthy of contempt, regardless of what he does is horse shit. While I (simultaneously) necessarily contemptible regardless of what I do. It's bullshit. Just favoritism of the pitiful. You pity him. You DON'T pity Hym. That's all that's happening here. What is he at risk of? What are people going to do? Stalk him and harass him by mirroring the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Oh no! That would be tragic! What a terrible thing to do to someone! Way worse than what ACTUALLY HAPPENED to him which was free vivans and getting his dick sucked daily. What fucking risk? You people are fucking garbage."

At risk by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Criticize 

And you fucking listed several of the values you've been able to glean from the Super Omega Bible (Supreme). I'm literally writing the better alternative as you read this and you're stealing it as an interpretation of the bible. Which it's not. It's BETTER than the bible. I'm BETTER the God. Like, 3 to 6 times better.

Hym "And I don't just criticize you're literally stealing the better alternative and gloming it on to the bible as a matter of interpretation. That's literally all Jordan Peterson has ever done. Repurpose other people shit for his own use under the guise of being the TRUE and CORRECT interpretation of the bible. HE CAN'T SEE HOW IT'S NOT TRUE GUYS!"

Criticize by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Christian Bale

No, that was me. Quit looking yourselves up on Urdabn Dictionary GOD DAMN! You motherfuckers are narcissists!

Hym "Nah, that wasn't Christian Bale. You know the name Hym Iam isn't me claiming to be people in the titles right? It's not a pronoun thing! It's a name! Like the Powerpuff girls character! Except with a 'Y!' Ya heard? I get a lot of mileage out of it."

Christian Bale by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Made in the image of God 

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.

Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."

Made in the image of God by Hym Iam March 14, 2024