Hym Iam's definitions
Evil fat-cock?
Hym "Ha! I saw the article abkut swole neurologist but I didn't think it would throw conservatives into full-on shill coverage mode."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Get the Swole neurologistmug. Oh! I forgot to mention!
Hym "Netflix waved their password sharing bullshit to make sure I was able to see the new black mirror shit! You raised the price and added ads! The price of domestic goods has increased by 250%! I make 180% more than I had in the past and I'm still broke as a joke! Still bought the subscription didn't I!? And what happened!? No Hajime no Ippo and Inside Job still canceled!? Jupiter's Legacy!? No!? Come on guys. We gotta figure this whole thing out. All the shows are good though but come on guys. The working class is footing the bill on the whole inflation front and you're doing that? Now is the time for that?"
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
Get the Netflixmug. Ha! What!?
Hym "Woooow! You BOTH just lost to Hans!? Wooooow! That's why you need to save your embarrassment for yourselves, right? Cus now you don't have any left! You used it all up earlier."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2025
Get the Hansmug. by Hym Iam May 3, 2025
Get the Bettermug. Hym "There is no 'other 10%' You blatantly misrepresenting the thing I said. Stop listening to Jordan. He is lying to you because he thinks he needs to control psychopaths and you are going to die for nothing and then I'm going to get what I want anyway. Oh hey! There WERE 3 floods. Would you look at that? Listen. Let me take a guess... He was a mentally retarded pedophile and a prince Geoffrey-tyrant and Trump 'stopped him' with he golden shield of God, or something, and he was so willing to believe he was the chosen one that he didn't even consider that they paid the wrong guy and the power you gave him was never real and you managed to get the 'imaginary caveats' to work until he was dead and you thought it was over but I came back and now you thought you could get the imaginary caveats to work again but the reason the caveats worked was not that they worked but rather you got the wrong guy. And now you're going to let the jews get genocided and a bunch of kids get murdered so that I can't do now what I'm going to do the second you're dead.... Am I close?"
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the 10%mug. Jordan Peterson "It's almost never good to be a rebel.... I mean, obviously, if you're standing up to the mob it's a laudable and you should be heralded as a prophet. Then being a rebel it's a good thing but anything outside of the things that I do or the people who do things I like is the bad kind of rebel. I'm doing the most honorable thing you can do."
Hym "I want you to listen to me very carefully... I AM NOT GOING TO DO WHAT YOU WANT ME YOU OLD FUCKING PISSANT CHARLATAN. Maybe I'll suffer the consequences. Hopefully for your sake I do it alone. Did I not say that? That this was about and only about me being humbled (manually) through exploitation. Why is slavery wrong if people don't have intrinsic value? Because on a long enough timeline, if you're a slave, you're eventually going to work up the nerve to kill there kids and rape there daughters and then, after they get to sit and watch all of that happen, you're going to die. As all people inevitably do. So it's in everyone's best interest to not exploit people in this capacity. It's wrong because if I can turn the tables, what I do to all of you, is going to be worse than what all of you are doing to me. Just over a shorter period of time.
Hym "I want you to listen to me very carefully... I AM NOT GOING TO DO WHAT YOU WANT ME YOU OLD FUCKING PISSANT CHARLATAN. Maybe I'll suffer the consequences. Hopefully for your sake I do it alone. Did I not say that? That this was about and only about me being humbled (manually) through exploitation. Why is slavery wrong if people don't have intrinsic value? Because on a long enough timeline, if you're a slave, you're eventually going to work up the nerve to kill there kids and rape there daughters and then, after they get to sit and watch all of that happen, you're going to die. As all people inevitably do. So it's in everyone's best interest to not exploit people in this capacity. It's wrong because if I can turn the tables, what I do to all of you, is going to be worse than what all of you are doing to me. Just over a shorter period of time.
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Rebelmug. Oh? You want me to apologize to HIM? Why him and not the schizophrenic? Huh? I bet you didn't think of that, did you, ass skull? Why are you so hyper-fixated on the fat-cock one that was being validated by women and not the one I talked about cutting open and sleeping inside of like a ton-ton? Is it because you only give a shit about people who are validated by women?
Hym "Uh-oh! I bet we forgot there was, like, a whole as other guy there didn't we? We were so fixated on the fat-cock one that we totally forgot to feel bad for the other one, didn't we? Uh-oh! Doesn't look good! Looks like we're full of shit aren't we?"
An imbecile "Uuuhh uhh ummm uuuhhh I meant both of them!"
Hym "No you fucking didn't bitch! No you didn't! Didn't even consider it. Hey, yo, that's 3 of you by the way. Shilling for ole' Nickolass? But maybe 1 person brought up the schizophrenic. You didn't even consider the other one. Why? You don't give a fuck about 'mean to retard.' You give a fuck about 'mean to sacred fat-cock.' That's the think? Why aren't you alluding that you want me to apologize to the schizophrenic? You don't. You don't care. It isn't even about Nickolass. How about this? I'm sorry schizophrenic. I'm sorry I said I would cut you open like a ton-ton and called you fat. I didn't mean it. Nickolass? You can go fuck yourself with your own big fat cock. It'll reach. I believe in you."
An imbecile "Uuuhh uhh ummm uuuhhh I meant both of them!"
Hym "No you fucking didn't bitch! No you didn't! Didn't even consider it. Hey, yo, that's 3 of you by the way. Shilling for ole' Nickolass? But maybe 1 person brought up the schizophrenic. You didn't even consider the other one. Why? You don't give a fuck about 'mean to retard.' You give a fuck about 'mean to sacred fat-cock.' That's the think? Why aren't you alluding that you want me to apologize to the schizophrenic? You don't. You don't care. It isn't even about Nickolass. How about this? I'm sorry schizophrenic. I'm sorry I said I would cut you open like a ton-ton and called you fat. I didn't mean it. Nickolass? You can go fuck yourself with your own big fat cock. It'll reach. I believe in you."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
Get the Nickolassmug.