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Hym Iam's definitions

Delete Hym

Don't let them do it.
Hym "Delete Hym and Hym deletes one of your kids. Your kids aren't too innocent to pay the price for your guilt. Maybe... Just maybe... If you stopped singling people out for failure and servitude... They would stop murdering your kids..."

A bitch with a kid who deserves to get murdered "You should have to apologize to me!"

Hym "If I did I would be lying! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
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Inspectors

I mean, the reason he fired them matters and he has to have a reason.
Hym "Firing the inspectors might not be as trivial as you a trying to make it seem, Jewish shill who only returned to media after being named by a guy everyone knows but for some reason refuses to talk about publicly and you've changed your tune on literally everything. So... Maybe don't do what you're doing there."
by Hym Iam February 1, 2025
mugGet the Inspectorsmug.

Full Glass of Wine

Uuuuuuuh... Weird. I mean... It's trying, right? Isn't it interesting that it looks like it's trying to LIFT the wine up to the top of the glass?
Hym "Huh.... Could be a... Prompt thing... Could be a data set issue... It could be the word 'FULL' itself (as it could be considered nebulous)... It is fascinating that you can actively see it effort to do the prompt.... Ok. Have it draw several wine glasses at the same time all with the markings of a measuring cup... And then have is fill the cup to the level of the difference markings up to the top... And the have it equate the one at it's fullest with the word 'full,' like, permanently.... Or... Is it trying to use the same glass of wine? Is it trying to fill the same half full cup... With the wine that is currently in the cup? Could be a prompt thing. Did you try to tell it to add more wine? It's weird though... A full glass of wine...."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2025
mugGet the Full Glass of Winemug.

Working

No. It isn’t is it? See, I kind of vaguely remembered telling you all that what you’re doing doesn’t work. And what did you do? You just went and did it anyway because you thought you were better than me.
Hym “Oh? Is the thing I said wasn’t working... I donno... not working? Is that what’s happening here? Because I said people were doing it and explained to you why it wasn’t going to work and what did you do? You signed off on it and are now surprised that Captain-Always-Right is right again. If there is no recourse than only one option remains. It isn’t indefinite slavery at the hands of the tyrannical state that abides the very acts it condemns. What’s my only option here?”

Dr. Jeepjorp “...”

Hym “AHP!” 😑☝️“You were going to say something other than the only option that remains weren’t you. Have you tried, I donno, creating someone kind of recourse that gives me more than one option? No. No you didn’t do that. You just doubled down. And now you’re trying to withhold it from me. So, how about we try something new? Have you tried punishing the whores? That sounds like a good idea. I like this plan. Because we all know the definition of insanity. And you’re all doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different response. I, on the other hand, have tried to reason with you but to no avail. You don’t listen. That’s you’re problem. That’s the problem with everyone even remotely like you. So convinced of your own righteousness. Drunk on your own moral certitude. Why should I let you sit on a double-standard and feint the moral high ground? An easy enough question to answer. I shouldn’t. So I won’t.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
mugGet the Workingmug.
I wrote that shit. Years before that shitty movie came out. That shit was stolen. Pathetic. You see how inferior to me these piece of shit hollywood writers are? You saw it! You were all here and saw me write that shit. What a fucking hack!
You know that "Bombshell" line from that shitty movie where he says "You're a cliche. You validate everyone the white man thinks about out you"? That's shit was stolen. So was the Joker's speech at the end of the movie. Stolen from a guy that talks about raping whores who fuck retards every day. You motherfuckers are that shit up like crumb cake didn't you? You dumb motherfuckers. Didn't publish the definition though. Why? Because doesn't matter is you love the shit. It's that I'm the one who's saying it. Dumb motherfuckers. I knew that shit was good when I wrote it. I am a goddamn genius. And all of you are idiots.
by Hym Iam December 19, 2020
mugGet the You're a cliche. You validate everyone the white man thinks about out youmug.

Diet and exercise

Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.
Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
mugGet the Diet and exercisemug.

No you didn't

No you fucking didn't you crippled piece of shit. And I did not apologize.
Hym "No you didn't. Don't fucking do that you worthless piece of shit. Your gaping butthole and your dead kid would suggest otherwise."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
mugGet the No you didn'tmug.

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