Definitions by Hym Iam
Christ is King
ANYTHING CAN BE ANTI-SEMITIC NOW! LITERALLY ANYTHING! EVERYTHING IS A MIRCO-AGGRESSION WHEN IT COMES TO ANTI-SEMITISM! HA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S CRITICAL RACE THEORY ALL OVER AGAIN! EXCEPT FOR THE JEWS! HA!
Hym "Oooooooooh MAN! That. Is. Priceless! Okokok! 'Christ is king' is anti-semitic now... ANYTHING can be anti-semitic now! Literally any combination of words according to Jeremy Boring... Which is fantastic! Here are some new anti-semitic things to say: 'Shrimp on the barbie' Is anti-semitic now because the jews are small and it's easy to cook a lot of them at the same time. 'Don't forget your hat' is now anti-semitic because the Jewish people, they never forget! They're like elephants, these guys. What are you trying to say? You think Jews don't have good memories? Ok. The next one is 'OoOo Gehfoigal!' And it's anti-semitic because it's what I hear in my head when I think of a Jew. Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! You hear it? Sounds jewish, right? Er- yiddish? Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! There. It's saved in my quick-text. Now when I type 'G,' Gehfoigal is the first word that pops up... As it should be. Uuuuumm... All baked goods (obviously). They're just not kosher... Uuuhh... Literally anything! Anything you say is anti-semitic now! Make up your own today!"
Christ is King by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Self-Checkout Theft
Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
Self-Checkout Theft by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Climate change
Have been saying it's not a huge fucking deal for years and now you're admitting I'M CORRECT AGAIN! Thank you Adam Conover!
Hym "CORRECT AGAIN! Climate change is not a huge deal. I was right. You likely called me a denier in private. You're garbage. Your like is meaningless. Die today."
Climate change by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
It would be a stupid thing to do
You can't just say that. You can't just say that it would be a stupid thing to do so you don't believe they're doing it.
A retard "I don't think Israel is block aid because it would be a stupid thing to do."
Hym "That isn't a reasonable justification for disbelief. People do stupid things all the time. But I GUARANTEE if the Jews started getting violenced for not allowing the aid, the aid would MIRACULOUSLY start getting through. I don't see why we should have to sit here and pretend they aren't doing it."
Hym "That isn't a reasonable justification for disbelief. People do stupid things all the time. But I GUARANTEE if the Jews started getting violenced for not allowing the aid, the aid would MIRACULOUSLY start getting through. I don't see why we should have to sit here and pretend they aren't doing it."
It would be a stupid thing to do by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
You can't imagine
Why Israel would block aid? TO STARVE THEM. Because they're psychopath worshipping schizos "Where not killing them! God is! See? I did it indirectly so it's God!"
Hym "You can't imagine why they would do it? Because they want to make an example out of them to deter future attacks. How abouts, start raping Jewish women around the world and don't stop until they start letting food in. Start with Ben's wife's."
You can't imagine by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Screaming it from the rooftop
There are people doing that though. Seattletimes, oxfam, wfp as saying thay aid is being turn away. They just let an aid truck in and started shooting into the crowd.
Not Hym "I don't believe Israel isn't letting aid in because if they weren't people would be screaming it from the rooftops... But I've read the reports of people screaming it from the rooftops and fails to meet a certain level of scrutiny, therefore... War... It's just war."
Hym " Pfft 🤣 WAR!? BECAUSE WAR!? THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!? WOOOOOOOW. No. Get the fuck out of here with that. Israel is preventing aid from coming in deliberately. Is the aid being sent? Yes. Is it being received by the people to whom it is being sent? Most of the time no and when it does the Israeli snipers shoot into the crowd. Who is the only obstacle to the aid being received? Israel. It's is Israel's fault. They're doing it deliberately."
Hym " Pfft 🤣 WAR!? BECAUSE WAR!? THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!? WOOOOOOOW. No. Get the fuck out of here with that. Israel is preventing aid from coming in deliberately. Is the aid being sent? Yes. Is it being received by the people to whom it is being sent? Most of the time no and when it does the Israeli snipers shoot into the crowd. Who is the only obstacle to the aid being received? Israel. It's is Israel's fault. They're doing it deliberately."
Screaming it from the rooftop by Hym Iam March 27, 2024