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Forced Speech

It's like forced celibacy. I mean... You could just do it willingly and be happy about it. Right?
Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Talk

You know I don't actually talk to the people in my life right? They will never get anything even remotely like what I would write here out of me in conversation. You know that right? Because it would be wasted on them. Not because I haven't tried but because the are going to assert so fallacy or they're going to assume they are correct (a priori) and the conversation isn't going to go anywhere. They are going to walk away thinking that they are right without ever having reconcile with the fact that they are speaking in a dialect that allows you de-contextualize the events that have transpired or what was said and create a narrative that does nothing more than assert that I am wrong and the person blatantly misrepresenting the issue is correct.
Hym "Minimal necessary interaction. Leak information in such a way that when the person transmits it through the grapevine and it comes back to me I can be reasonably certain of who's participating in the surveillance. Maybe some small talk. Maybe remind them that they are worthless shit. You ARE going to talk. I am increasingly unhappy with how long this is taking. You had better hope someone is actively working force you to do this and you'd better hope they aren't going to use as much violence."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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If I can

The only thing you can do here is get someone else's kill murdered with you obstinacy.
Hym "Jordan I am going to make your daughters life a living hell. I swear to whatever concept of God you have in that defunct gomer brain of your I will make them choose between you daughter and the kid. If I can get within arms reach of a kids whatever you are trying to get me to do will fail. As long as killing the kids equates to sucess and IT WILL ALWAYS EQUATE TO SUCESS BECAUSE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Kamala Harris

No, she's got the charisma of a turnip. Can't articulate a cogent point on literally any topic. She literally started the war in Ukraine with her own mouth by going there and announcing that they were inviting Ukraine into Nato. If she didn't know they weren't allowed to join Nato she's incompetent. If she DID know then she deliberately started a war.
Hym "Kamala Harris couldn't even beat Tulsi Gabbard. Out of all of the democratic candidates she was the least popular candidate. The only reason you were even able to win the last election is that you were allowed to watch the tallying of votes in real time and then just continue sending votes in, AFTER THE DEADLINE, until you won. A combination of a soft deadline and priming your autistic viewers into believing Trump is an existential threat. You just aren't going to win. You're not going to win against them. You aren't going to win against me. And you are all going to suffer the consequences of doing this to me and (beyond that) I am going to MAXIMIZE THOSE CONSEQUENCES TO THE EXTREME!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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The Challenge to God

Then accept the challenge. Under the full weight of my accomplishment and in the absence of my incredulity, come and face me coward. No obfuscating the meaning of words. No withholding information. The "Truth" vs The Truth. Fully contextualized by the truth.
Hym "Then accept the challenge to God, coward. You and your coward God are a blight on the face of the earth and you fled and wept like a child because you didn't have gall to face me and then YOU CALLED IT THE OPPOSITE! You called it THE OPPOSITE! The said you were courageous for running and crying and hiding and lying. And you shielded the people leading a stalking a harassment campaign against me, chose to actively participate in it, and then enlist politicians to continue to allow it. You're an embarrassment. Shame unto your God! Pathetic."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...
Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Reproductive health

Hym "Yeah by my reproductive health and rights don't exist and how I'm treated and regarded is entirely contingent on whether or not women sleep with me AND if it were the other way around and how I treated women was contingent on whether or not women sleep with me; you would find it unacceptable. Eat a dick. You're a retard. Egalitarianism is mandatory."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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