Hym Iam's definitions
Widely known for taking things TOO SERIOUSLY. You know? Because that’s what children are like. Too serious about things.
Hym “You have some weird children if that’s what kids are like to you. See, you tell you dipshit kids that ‘it’s just a game’ and then they stink it up AT the game and I yell at them because your kids are dumb, terrible at things, and don’t listen.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
Get the Childrenmug. Fucking a retard instead of someone else is an objectively wrong thing to do. It touches little girls, can't do anything for itself, hits women, cries like a bitch, is filthy and retarded, and got molested. Pitiful. Everything about it's existence is pitiful and you went and fucked it. And the claimed that it wasn't out of pity that you brought the employees of a business to a workplace, scheduled them for a shift, and let them fuck the retard. This is a lie. You felt bad for the molested, sexually confused retard cry baby so you brought employees from the business you work at to come fuck it. You scheduled them for a literal retard dick appointment and thought no one would be able to do anything about or would be willing to do something about it. Wrong! Wrong, idiot! There are a lot of thing I can do. Some of them horrific. And would I want to do any of these things? Why would I not? If a group of men did what you were doing there wouldn't be an excuse good enough to justify it. You feel entitled to getting away with something objectively wrong because you have a vagina between your legs. No.
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
Get the Objectively Wrongmug. Here's the problem Ben. I'm the one doing the innovation and I'm being told it was a mistake and not being given the credit I deserve. You are doing the NOT-THAT.
Hym "Innovation? You mean like short-form content or the carbonated tea or the AI or the exploitation-free porn site or the ultimate entertainment media template? Because that was all me. I'm the ultimate man."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2024
Get the Innovationmug. Oh wow yeah, totally... Women are a TOTAL asset. They clean up your house for you? That helps a lot. That OR! OR they let you fuck them on camera and then THAT helps EVEN MORE. Because THEN I have 200 million dollars and I'll just be doing the thing I WOULD HAVE BEEN DOING ANYWAY. It's like being a pro gamer! Or a streamer! Or a podcaster.
Fatcock "Wait... You mean I can cut out the middle-man and get paid to TALK about fucking all of the women? Shit bro, sign me up. You see, I got this mindset dawg... And it's like... Bro... You gotta get some assests. Right? And you can't SPELL asset without 'ass'? Right? You see. I got this way of talking to em, right? I thought it up with my thinky thoughts, bro."
Hym 😒 "Oh? Yeah? Do you talk to them AS THOUGH... you ALREADY KNOW... YOU... Are GOING to fuck them?"
Fatcock "Uh-er, Wha-"
Hym "Like you KNOW they are going to do the thing that they ARE GOING TO DO... and there aren't any REAL, LASTING consequences to your interaction (negative or positive) because when I say 'THEY are going to fuck you' I don't mean 'THEY' at an individual level but 'THEY' as an abstraction and in aggregate. Like, YOU KNOW you're going to fuck 'them'."
Fatcock "Yeah, buuuuuut 😌☝️ I deserve it... Cus of the mindset. And then I make a bunch of sluts.... But, wait, my FRESH SLUT... SHE doesn't COUNT as a slut. Right? So you gotta respect her becuase she's the good one and, um, I'm also the good one."
Hym 🤨 "Because of the mindset?" 🤨
Hym 😒 "Oh? Yeah? Do you talk to them AS THOUGH... you ALREADY KNOW... YOU... Are GOING to fuck them?"
Fatcock "Uh-er, Wha-"
Hym "Like you KNOW they are going to do the thing that they ARE GOING TO DO... and there aren't any REAL, LASTING consequences to your interaction (negative or positive) because when I say 'THEY are going to fuck you' I don't mean 'THEY' at an individual level but 'THEY' as an abstraction and in aggregate. Like, YOU KNOW you're going to fuck 'them'."
Fatcock "Yeah, buuuuuut 😌☝️ I deserve it... Cus of the mindset. And then I make a bunch of sluts.... But, wait, my FRESH SLUT... SHE doesn't COUNT as a slut. Right? So you gotta respect her becuase she's the good one and, um, I'm also the good one."
Hym 🤨 "Because of the mindset?" 🤨
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
Get the Assetmug. EVEN IF...
Hym "The door to the time ripper in Deadpool and Wolverine was MADE OF ADAMANTIUM... Wolverine could STILL JIST CUT THROUGH IT... With his Adamamtium claws... There is LITERALLY nothing in the Marvel Universe... That could have stopped him from getting in that room... I mean, maybe magnets... But... Why would he ever have to ram the door!? Did he forget he had claws that cut through anything? Did literally everyone on the set forget that doors of LITERALLY ANY MATERIAL... CANNOT BE AN OBSTACLE to Wolverine? It's literally impossible for him to not be able to cut through a door... The only bad part of the movie and also the most memorable part of the movie."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
Get the Adamantiummug. And what's really profound us the cuts ability to hollow a person out and filled them up completely and totally with shit.
Hym "Lying for your incest cult can take many froms. From lying by ommission to blatantly making things up that did not occur. If God isn't the truth. The truth doesn't matter. And this is how the coerce society into accepting their delusion as reality."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
Get the Lying for your incest cultmug. My life can be about whatever I want it to be about and if I have a right to be compensated for the property others take then (Which I do) then there is no reason for me not exercise that right.
Hym "Jordan, you just want me to fail because I suceeded to spite you. My life doesn't need to be about anything. Selfishness is one of the many higher order abstractions you're using to deny me my rights. You are a charlatan. You are visibly and actively co-opting the practice of psychology and the church for your own ends and colluding with American politicians to do so."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the Selfishnessmug.