Hym "Sage! Ultimate planner! She knew! She knew it all! Ooooh man! That was fucked! The whole last 15 minutes of that episode was fucked! Wow! Yeah, no, that nuts. Fantastic!"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2024
Sure if you want to throw that in, fine, but we haven't even gotten to that point yet. The precondition hasn't been met.
Hym "Mastectomy? Sure, what about one? The precondition needs to be met but if that's something you're just handing out we'll keep that in mind. 🤔"
Iam "It's not that I'm unwilling to leave. It's that I'm unwilling to let them do this to castigate people out of society at a whim. The next guy might not be as patient and might not waste his breath on threats. The next guy might have a lesser constitution."
Hym "It's like leaving a gun in a chimpanzee cage. They won't know the danger until it's wielded against them."
Iam "My mind is as sacred to me as your kids are to you and the people who started this were perfectly willing to use my family against me. But I use their family against them and somehow I am the one who crossed the line?"
Iam "It's not that I'm unwilling to leave. It's that I'm unwilling to let them do this to castigate people out of society at a whim. The next guy might not be as patient and might not waste his breath on threats. The next guy might have a lesser constitution."
Hym "It's like leaving a gun in a chimpanzee cage. They won't know the danger until it's wielded against them."
Iam "My mind is as sacred to me as your kids are to you and the people who started this were perfectly willing to use my family against me. But I use their family against them and somehow I am the one who crossed the line?"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
Hym "You don't like the things I'm saying about contentious topics and ate stealing the things I'm doing... For that reason. That's all you're doing here. Or you're looking the other way while it happens. Just as bad as far as I'm concerned. It doesn't ever stop being a cynical ploy to stop me from circumventing the need either affirm your worldview and/or accept your ideological presuppositions and is, therefore, a violation of my religious freedom. I am dissenting. In the absolute. Fuck yourself or buy some flowers for the funeral."
by Hym Iam January 08, 2025
Mmmmm... Delicious... It's like candy. Except if "candy" was cocaine and cocaine lasted 6-8 hours. (I vaguely remember doing this one but whatever the dialogue is what matters)
Hym "Just an FYI, we're probably going to need (either) some Adderall or alcohol. So... Yeah make that happen..."
Iam "Don't... Don't say it like that! I'm sorry. He... We aren't very effective conversationalist. You know? So, if we're going to have a productive dialogue, it might be necessary for us to have that in our system.... I know it sounds bad..."
Hym "I'm like Batman! I need prep-time. And by 'prep time' I mean 'Drugs in my blood'... So, yeah... Junkie Batman!"
Iam "Don't... Don't say it like that! I'm sorry. He... We aren't very effective conversationalist. You know? So, if we're going to have a productive dialogue, it might be necessary for us to have that in our system.... I know it sounds bad..."
Hym "I'm like Batman! I need prep-time. And by 'prep time' I mean 'Drugs in my blood'... So, yeah... Junkie Batman!"
by Hym Iam May 02, 2022
You don't need it. You need to be deliberately deprived of the things that will solve your solution immediately or you're not going to do what I want. Which is.... Be converted into abstraction... So that I can do whatever I'm going to do.... Without you trying to stop me...
Hym "Adderall is great. Oh! Hey! You ever notice that the 'Ark of the covenant' is a suspicious sounding name? Like... An 'Ark' is.. Well... An ARK! It's a ship! Noah had an 'Ark' and a 'covenant' is like a 'secret contract!' It meant BOAT or SHIP in the Noah story... But when they REFERENCE the ARK OF THE COVENANT, How does that not LITERALLY translate to 'A ship (about which) there is a secret contract?' How is that not LITERALLY what the words mean?"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2023
Me. That is all.
Hym "Oh no. Now we are projecting aren't we? It's not that I don't care it's that it's tertiary. I'm about me first. You don't have the right to do it and it takes nothing for you to give me what I want. You've stolen my sake in the game. Me, what is mine, everything else. You're conflating the hierarchy of my priorities with the fabrication of belief (and it's literally tu quo qui informal logical fallacy.) I don't have to prostrate myself before the horde. I don't have to earn anything from you. I can respond to what you're doing in any way that I want. You're lucky I'm even giving you a choice."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2022
Naahhh nooo.... I was here first. And I also said that if someone against whom you have no social or reputational recourse said some of the shit I said. People would have no choice but to agree. Because I am correct.
Hym "Not the first but he is good. And I like dip shit's take on him where he's says (and I'm paraphrasing) 'See he says the shit that I say, blah blah blah work hard, it's just the other shit that's the problem." And it's like, dawg, the other shit is why he's as popular as he is. Everyone sells that work hard bullshit. I scroll past a dozen different guys telling people to work hard and for everyone one video of theirs I see ten of his or ten about him. And my problem with that is: The success of the philosophy of hard work is predicated on other people not doing it entirely. What happens if 100% of people "work hard"? You go to McDonald's and a jacked man with cauliflower ears takes your order. You see another jacked guy flipping burgers. Everyone is working their hardest. Do either of these guys get promoted? No. Because the store can only have so many managers and the managers are shredded and working their hardest. What does that ripped McDonald's employee do? Leave his job? And go where? Walmart? Everyone there is swole as fuck and working their hardest. And they were there before he showed up. Now he's at the back of the line (in terms of promotion) making $10 and hour as a muscle-bound Walmart employee. What does he do? What do the people other than him do? They're also working their hardest. Do they all leave? No more Walmart. No more McDonald's. Do they all start business? So no more employees? Everyone is working their hardest."
by Hym Iam September 08, 2022