The idea that the Bible has multiple authors is not something I learned from Jordan Peterson but, rather, Morgue.
Hym “The funniest part about this is watching you turn into a self-serving, self-important narcissist. It’s hilarious. You’ll take the undue credit and claim to be what this is based on but it is based everything I have ever encountered. You are one of many and (In my opinion) the most arrogant and contemptible. You are you and I am Hym. You couldn’t do what I did if you tried and the funniest part is that I was just winging it. So, there are no ‘authors’. I wrote down ideas that I had internalized in addition to ideas of my own. You’re conflating the two. In every instance where the ideas of others are replaced with mine, mine come out on top. By every metric. Whether it’s ratings, revenue, or the standard for creative achievement (subsequent texts being based on the source). This is what competence looks like. Behold. Is I blinding? Can you see? Or must you shield your eye from the radiant light that is the very essence of my being?.”
by Hym Iam November 08, 2022
Get the Authorsmug. Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
Get the Hamas is not Satan, Benmug. Seriously guys just go to the bathroom. If Todd guve you any shit just ask him who wrote the Joker and than just watch him stand there with a blank expression on his face and then turn around and go to the bathroom. His literally can't fire all of you. So just go.
by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
Get the Bathroommug. 
I was already working 80 hours a week when you stole my shit, so no I'm not working for the people who stole from me. Fuck your job.
Hym "I was already doing it. I don't need to work harder. You don't fucking work 80 hours a week you piece of shit how many man-hours is the fucking AI working you fuck! You don't need more you YOU NEED TO PAY ME YOU RETARDED FUCK. If I get YOUR kids, make sure you get HIS kids. That's all I'm saying."
by Hym Iam September 03, 2025
Get the Already doing itmug. Hym "That isn't me being 'predictable' you fucking idiot. You knowing that I am going to describe what is happening accurately and then saying what I would say isn't a manifestation of how well you know me, it's you knowing the actual truth and then demonstrating to everyone watching that YOU ARE FUCKING LYING when you describe it any other way. You know what the truth is and you are just making something else up. And then anyone who isn't willing to play along SEES YOU DOING THAT... And then they buy a police officer costume and show up at your senator's house and then shoots them in the fucking face. And then you do THE SAME EXACT THING with the story about the senators getting shot... And then anyone who isn't willing to play along SEES THAT AS WELL... And we'll see how many times your senators get murdered before you learn your lesson. I'll count for you. I know you struggle with counting so I'll do that for you. You don't even have to ask. FOR A NOMINAL FEE! So there's one 🖕"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
Get the Predictablemug. Hym "In what way could Dwarves be more than they are, Jordan? Is that REALLY the archetypal significance of dwarves in stories or did you just blatantly make that shit up? Yes. Women are always stuck waiting around. They're stuck with the lowly, inferior, one-dimensional baby dicks and she is only TRULY alive when the fat-cocked prince with rich parents saves her from the inferior dwarf men. Unless you're Jordan's daughter. In which case, you're a cripple and you get slutted-out by a bunch of dudes in college and my disciple (allegedly) while wait for the meaty dongle of a rich parents kid."
by Hym Iam November 02, 2023
Get the Dwarvesmug.