Hym "Well... You know whose side I'm on. Japan is my favorite and is the only country I will not nuke. But I still want to know how China made that 'Artificial Sun.' I was musing on that earlier. How large of an apparatus you would need to compress hydrogen hard enough to make a small one... But I'll allow it! Japan/China friendship forever! And you know what they say 'You can't spell Japan/China friendship forever without Pan in a fried pee.' You know, I actually had to sushi the other day. It slammed."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2025
You can't refuse to be summoned because that would violate the basic premise of what constitutes a summoning.
Hym "Because by the time you are made aware of the fact that you have been summoned, the summoning has already occured. You refuse to do something that someone is doing to you. That would be like refusing to be crucified. And it shows a glaring lack of humility one your part. Remember when pride was a sin?"
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.
Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
Hym "I don't have bugs in my brain do I!? Oooooh noooo! That would be even worse than an infected tooth! Neurocysticerosis!? I did eat a lot of meat... But the pressure in the side of my head started before I started the keto diet... But I my butthole did itch at night... Hmmm... Either way, murder children if they don't give me some anti-parasitics..."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2025
Hym "What I said about the black IQ disparities are that it could likely be remediated and I relate THAT assertion to a Stephen Bryne joke where he claims that asians being better at math is the result of HOW MATH IS TAUGHT being more closely connected to the language. And I suggested doing that here. And I assert that they use as different dialect and that THE SAME LOGIC ALSO APPLIES FOR WHITE PEOPLE IN THE RURAL SOUTH. And NOW you have Jordan Peterson bringing a guy on who says that they ARE TEACHING MATHS DIFFERENTLY AND THE INNER CITY IQ DISPARITY IS GOING AWAY. I also remark on what I think are flaws in the IQ testing. But if they are teaching it differently BECAUSE OF ME, I am both correct again and better and smarter than everyone. And I say fat-cocks are dumb (which makes you a racist for associating black people with fat cocks you fucking bigot) because they avoid all of the dick-centric shaming that I'M getting. And in comparison to me, everyone is dumb. I'm a goddamn genius. The greatest mind who has ever lived!"
by Hym Iam May 06, 2024
The definition of the word "Glib" has recently changed. You're probably unaware of this because you don't read the dictionary but before the definition was "Being flippant (defined as not showing a serious or respectful attitude) regarding serious issues." Meaning "Not taking serious things seriously." The NEW definition if "Fluent (the ability to express oneself easily and articulately) but insincere and shallow."
Hym "I don't know, I think my glibness adds to my charm. And no, I'm not seriously advocating for fat cock genocide. That would be ridiculous. Buuuut... I'd be safe. It would effect me less that a universal fat cock preference would. So how bad am I supposed feel about it? Either way, I refuse to affirm the sophistry regarding intersexual relationships. How is it that preference can be generalized but it's not subject to some hierarchical form? Is height more or less important (in general) than income? What about fat cocks? And the fat cock supposition is 'Sexual selection is the result of selecting from humanity's socioeconomic hierarchy rather than the hierarchy of preferred traits' essentially 'It's not my fat cock... It's me... On the inside... I have a mindset...' Which I reject. If women are selecting you preferentially because you have a trait that is superordinate to the other traits on the hierarchy of generalized female preference, you aren't what is being selected for. It's the superordinate traits on the hiearchy of generalized preferences that are being selected."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2023
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by Hym Iam June 02, 2022