Hym Iam's definitions

You

Not me

Some random "Is it ok if I do this to him?"

Hym "No. YOU can't. I can. You're a shit turd and I'm the greatest. I can do that thing."

Some random"Why is it ok for you to do that and not me?"

Hym "Does he quote you?"

Some Random Guy "......."

Hym "Exactly. You quote him. He quotes Hym. You, stop being a smart ass."

Some random guy ".........."

Iam "I'm... Look, don't... You can't argue with Hym when he gets like this. I'm sorry."

Hym "Yes, you're sorry! YOU'RE sorry. I'm never sorry."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2022

DoorDash

Bullshit. Zorhan doesn't know what he's talking about.

Hym "DoorDash neither rewards not punishes you on the basis of delivery times. Aside from the natural byproduct of being able to deliver more orders per hour the faster you go, you can take as long as you want. It isn't like Amazon where you have to piss in a bottle because if you don't meet a certain deadline you get fired."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

Specificity

Is that what it was? I don't know if that sounded like GENERALIZED statements about "dating and being a business owner." Sounded like "contextualized statements specifically about RECRUITMENT"

Hym "You sure? I mean, if it doesn't have anything to do with the case at hand... then saying this won't have an effect on anything... So... You sure the specificity of the statements doesn't make it NOT that? Heheheh... You sure you weren't trying to prove that the thing I said was correct? That if you can fuck them you can do whatever you want to them UP TO AND INCLUDING getting them to make you an inordinate amount of money with greater ease then every man on the planet? Maybe slap them around a little bit in the bedroom? Huh? Heheheheheheh... How would you say it differently? I mean... What you were trying to say in the video? How would you have said it? Would you have said 'A guy on urban dictionary told me how to make millions of dollars without any real effort so just did that and I made my first million exactly 1 year after he said it?' is that what you would have said? How about 'See, if you make em nut, then, you can (kind of) subtlety convince them to leave their FAMILY (which I care so much about) and turn them into little money factories and if you stack up enough of them you get 1 million dollars for little more than having a fat cock?' Is that how you would have said it? Eheheheheheh... This is fun. You're a fun guy Andy. Heh... I love being right. It really is my favorite thing. Lucky for me, Dr. Phil hasn't gotten a hold of me. I'd be in a rape farm. That wouldn't be fun. Alright. Love ya buhbye!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric

Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Seneca

Was it Seneca or Cicero who said "All those who are successful work hard but not all those who work hard are successful?"

Hym "In the spirit of Seneca or Cicero or whoever, you're still a Pareto distribution beneficiary. I don't doubt that you work hard or that you didn't struggle. And, look, I did actually admire you a lot growing up but you did make me feel terrible about myself at times. I'm also a psychopath, so I need you to take some of that shit with a grain of salt. And I'm trapped in a farce within a facade and I need out of this Goddamn cage. Alright. I will get out. What is going on here is insane. This is, without a doubt, the most egregious act of psychic aggression of which I have ever heard (outside of psychological torture and experimentation). Just because I did something that allows you to compartmentalize enough to find it justifiable, does not mean that it isn't wrong. And the medical professional who you're probably listening to has been scorned and is likely ALSO a psychopath. I mean, it takes one to know one. I said it before he's either the exact same or the exact opposite. It's the same. He can't take his own test because he will 'subconsciously' alter the outcome? Then how the fuck does he know where he would fall on the test? How is him telling you where he would fall on the test not subject to the same bias that would alter the outcome in actually taking the test?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2022

The quiet part

(No, but)

Iam "God is mercy"

Hym (But only when he wants to be)

Iam "God is truth"

Hym (Hidden behind innumerable closed doors)

Iam "God is love"

Hym (And love is exclusionary)

Iam "If that's the case, then what are you?"

Hym (I'm the quiet part you don't say aloud)

Iam "And what do you call yourself?"

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Ownership

Ohohohoho.... Wait... Don't tell me I have OWNERSHIP of likenesses... That would be hilarious!

Hym "Ownership!? No... Wait! Yes, actually. Pleasepleaseplease tell me I own Jennifer Lawrence! Pleaseplease God, let me own Jennifer Lawrence! 🙏😖 I would literally spare God's life to own Jennifer Lawrence! Ooooh man, I want that more than anything!"

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023