Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the French Guymug. 😐............... What? Oh! Yeah, I don't have anything to contribute to that. I'm not an economics guy.
Hym "Yeah, I got nothing for that. You covered pretty much the entire breadth of my economic knowledge. Buy cheap, re-invest the dividends, invest in gold, hire a broker. That's all I got... Which proves that I give good advice in spite of my lack of experience! I've said all those things before! See!? I know my stuff. I learned it from some guy! But that's my entire contribution. I have nothing else to add."
by Hym Iam May 02, 2023
Get the Contributionmug. Iam "I'm not gonna ny to say that it's correct because it's supposed to be open for interpretation (and I'm not saying it's incorrect either) but the 'face it head on thing'? That's what I thought he'd say."
by Hym Iam July 08, 2022
Get the That's what I thought he'd saymug. Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like👇 this
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 02, 2022
Get the Important storymug. How is that NOT you being mentally retarded?
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Fixedmug. by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
Get the Privacymug. Ah shit I accidentally hit the "P" while I was trying to sell "Light" because they are right next to each other.
Hym "We're using "each other" a lot today..."
Iam "You know... I've been thinking about the indifference of people towards the plight of the individual. It regularly goes by the wayside in spite of the fact that that they all wish to be acknowledged as in individual."
Hym "You're thinking about that train full of people that sat and watched that girl get assaulted again, aren't you?"
Iam "Yes! I mean, that is horrific. I feel terrible about that. In person too? I feel terrible for the girl and the people who sat there and watched it. I mean the girl is probably traumatized and she is probably going to have to get some serious therapy (which I think the City of New York should have to fund) and those people are never going to forget that for the rest of their lives. That is not something you want to have on your conscience."
Hym "People don't want to acknowledge the plight of the individual because in doing so all they see is their own reflection and not everyone can be a hero."
Iam "You know... I've been thinking about the indifference of people towards the plight of the individual. It regularly goes by the wayside in spite of the fact that that they all wish to be acknowledged as in individual."
Hym "You're thinking about that train full of people that sat and watched that girl get assaulted again, aren't you?"
Iam "Yes! I mean, that is horrific. I feel terrible about that. In person too? I feel terrible for the girl and the people who sat there and watched it. I mean the girl is probably traumatized and she is probably going to have to get some serious therapy (which I think the City of New York should have to fund) and those people are never going to forget that for the rest of their lives. That is not something you want to have on your conscience."
Hym "People don't want to acknowledge the plight of the individual because in doing so all they see is their own reflection and not everyone can be a hero."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
Get the Plightmug.