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Definitions by Hym Iam

Hym "You must have poor reading comprehension because you are not quite getting what I'm saying here... I noticed you've been talking AROUND what I'm doing here and framing it with slogans but I was very specific. This thing is happening. I'm not willing to do anything that doesn't both acknowledge and put a stop to this. I created A.I. You've somehow managed to delude yourself into believing that I don't need to be credited or paid for that. MY limtus test for proof has been met. I will kill a child over this. I don't like or need to be alive. The celebrity references were all extracurricular BUUUUUUUUT now that you're here... What do YOU think? Should I get credit and paid for doing THE THING I DID IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE? OR should I murder a child because I was being stalked to death and was robbed out of my only way out? I don't need to do this. So I'm not going to. I WILL MURDER THE FIRST KID I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. You are going to break whatever rule you think you live under that allows you to do or I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FAVORITE RULE (The one that says I'm not allowed to murder your kids) and I'm going to do it kmowing that YOU CHOSE IT!"
You by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Slave/Tyrant Dichotomy 

The problem is...
Hym "Your solution to the 'Slave/Tyrant Dichotomy' is 'Be a harder working, better slave and be happy about it because happy hard working slaves don't commit another holocaust!' No.... No... The A.I. money is fine. I don't have to just sit here and let you steal it."

Everything is about me 

No I don't think that. The people around me want it to be about THEM and what THEY want me to do. I literally don't even have to be there and they WANT ME TO HAVE TO BE THERE. They get something out of it.
Hym "It's not that everything is about me it's that they refuses to let it NOT be about me until I let them compel my behavior and whatt YOU are doing is filibustering until I give up and go away. And you think I'm a psychopathic narcissist? You think I'm the thing I said I am and that somehow detracts from the fact that I called your religion a 'Psychopathic Narcissist worshipping incest cult that makes YOU think you're better than everyone because your pee-pee feels good when you fuck your wife and 9 months later you have a little clone that you have complete dominion over so you can re-live your own life again from a different perspective before you die so you can have the double life in some weird "God in the garden of Eden" fetish and then you can get mad at your kid when they don't do what you tell them "That's not what I would do! You're living me life wrong!"?' That's what YOU do and somehow I'M the creep? You freak! You're the one doing the incest cult shunning ritual to me, fuck-face! You're the one who picked a side you fucking incest freak!"

Harrison Butker 

"I'd be nothing if women didn't fuck me." Harrison Butker
Hym "You're right Harrison Butker!. You would be nothing if women didn't fuck you and you'd be regarded as 'nothing' by the people around you! But I'll tell you a secret: YOU'RE STILL NOTHING! WORSE even! A nothing who multiplies!"
Harrison Butker by Hym Iam May 18, 2024

Dead internet theory 

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...
Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"

You don't matter 

NOT TRUE MEGYN KELLY! ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY! AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I! AM!! HYM!!!
Hym "Oh Meg.... It isn't that you don't matter. And I can't not talk to my stalker. My stalker is literally everyone I interact with."
You don't matter by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

A.I. Art 

Shut up, Cody it's in it's infancy. You're berating a toddler because it's art isn't good enough to put up on the fridge.
Hym "Ok, yeah I'm hear a lot of complaints about the A.I. art drawing too many appendages and what not... I mean, you shits sure are getting a lot of milage out of it for how much you bitch about it.... Hmmm... It's conceptualization of nouns is off... Maybe a lack of specificity in the definitions it's been given? Like, Human: Bipedal primate with 2 arms, 2 legs, 10 fingers, and 10 toes... And 1 big fat cock... Sometimes. I don't know. That shouldn't be hard to fix. It's doing that with appendages specifically, like, a lot though... Oh! Maybe split it's conceptualization of nouns into concrete and peripheral elements. You're getting a lot of 'Anything can be anything' and it's downstream of liberal thought... Which is why you were getting Blacl pope before.... Are you getting black pope still? Did you change it after I said something? Huh? So, like, the number of limbs and fingers and stuff would be part of the concrete elements of a people and things like hair color or style or skin color would be peripheral elements. It should be like... A character creation menu in a video game. It should have a template for concepts like 'car' and 'people' and then it should be able to build on those templates in a way that's consistent with the prompts.... Yeah, I don't know. I haven't even used the fucking thing yet! I haven't even been credited for it yet! But no. It isn't the A.I. it's the people. And it passes the fucking Turing test now what more do you fucking people want!?"
A.I. Art by Hym Iam May 15, 2024