Hym Iam's definitions
Hym “I heard that she WAS married but she cheated on her husband with Harry Styles, so.... Hurray hypergamy! Retard with a meaty dongle beats prince! And I still think I wrote some of that movie. I’ll bet you 1 million dollars some of this is in that piece of shit... Tssk! 😤 dumb slut... tarnish my good name. And Chris Pine should have beat the shit out of that little faggot for spitting on him. Actually, I will officially offer my services to help Chris Pine jump him. We’ll catch him in his trailer so he can run. Rearrange his face. And then we can go throw piss filled water balloons at the snake-whore... and then we can go get ice cream...”
Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”
Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”
Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”
Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”
Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒
Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
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Iam “Ow! Stop it!”
Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”
Iam “I... Whatever...”
Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”
Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”
Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”
Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”
Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒
Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
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Iam “Ow! Stop it!”
Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”
Iam “I... Whatever...”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
Get the Marriedmug. Yeah, Russell Brand was talking about that in that interview where they caught the CIA agent saying that they send people in to "Nudge" people (Protesters) into criminal activity.
Hym "My question is and HAS ALWAYS BEEN: HOW OFTEN ARE YOU NUDGING PEOPLE DIRECTLY INTO MURDERING YOUR KIDS? BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY MONEY AND FUCK OFF I CAN GUARANTEE IT WILL BE AT LEAST 1. But I bet it's ALREADY more than 1. I'm not going to say it's all of them but I guarantee it ain't 0. And I can guarantee that it WON'T be 0. I won't accept any reward I've been nudge into receiving. If it doesn't come from THIS DELIBERATE ACTION AND THIS ACTION ALONE, the end result will negate whatever you give me entirely. I'll teach you to fucking nudge people you retarded pieces of shit. Should have nudged that whore into keeping her retard fucking legs closed."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Get the Nudgemug. Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.
Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
Get the Diet and exercisemug. OH!
Hym "OH! THERE'S A SNICKERS IN HERE TO! I'M EATING THAT FIRST! BUY A SNICKERS TOO! You can eat that now. You don't have to wait an hour for that one."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
Get the Snickersmug. I just had a dream that was like a Gen-V-esque teen drama superhero movie. This class has to make an emergency landing at this mountain base but the base is invaded by this evil organization. It was dope. One of the teens had the power to throw things in his vicinity into slow motion and claimed that he couldn't die. He kept calling it his 'Psyche.' BUT when one of the enemies (who could shape-shift into other people) turned into him, he used these rock... Powers? Super strength? Like Geras! From Mortal Kombat. That's what it was Geras! He did the rock fist on this other teen who had like super strength, right? So, super strength guy is fucking up the bad guys, right? And shale-shifter guy is sleeping on the stairs and he wakes to fight the super strength guy. So, he turns into psyche guy and punches a hole into superstrength guy and it like 'Oh shit! Psyche guy has some other powers or something!' And then there is this bad guy whose got fire and lightning powers. And Donnie Yen is in it. It was good. Didn't have a super coherent plot but... You know, it was a dream so I'll take it.
Hym "It was a good dream. It was a good movie! I mean, it might not win an award or anything but like, it was pretty good. And children were murdered in it. So, yeah. B+."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
Get the Dreammug. No.
Hym "No. You're misrepresenting the tone of that to shame me you bitch. You are not clever with that shit."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
Get the Tonemug. IDK maybe he doesn't like watching you fuck the retard. And THAT'S why he's crying you fucking idiot.
by Hym Iam November 9, 2020
Get the IDKmug.