Hym "You're trying to erase me from history so I'm going to murder a kid and then kill myself. You're trying to control me so I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself to prove that you can't. I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself and you deserve it."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
Get the Historymug. What happens when you point out the flaws in someone's proposition. They begin to repeat themselves in an attempt the discourse from resolving. The conclusion they are trying to avoid by doing this is that "they're full of shit." That's their defense mechanism.
Hym "Jordan your conflating women with God and I'm not going to let you sit their and pretend you're not wrong. It doesn't matter how many times you repeat yourself the fact that I made you loop makes you look wrong to everyone. You're looping harder than that panpsychist Alex O'Connor picked apart."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
Get the Loopingmug. Hym "Hey, villain. If you're saying things and you're being banned from all the social media sites; whose got the problem?..... Hello? Is it society? Should society be structured in a way that allows you to do the things you want to do? You're a social media incel now. You want to post tweets and the people who decide whether or not you get to post tweets are arbitrarily denying you while letting retards do the thing you aren't being allowed to do. But that's a problem for everyone and not just you, isn't it? Hahahaha! And they say I'M THE CLOWN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!"
Iam "Heh, if they keep it up, he's going to have more intimations than we do."
Hym 😨 "Wha... What!? No! I'm a way more compelling character than that guy! You take that back you shit!"
Iam 😅 "Um, sorry..."
Iam "Heh, if they keep it up, he's going to have more intimations than we do."
Hym 😨 "Wha... What!? No! I'm a way more compelling character than that guy! You take that back you shit!"
Iam 😅 "Um, sorry..."
by Hym Iam September 06, 2022
Get the Villainmug. Hym "I'm not taking hints. You need to do the thing I said. If your response to me saying that is 'I aLrEaDy DiD iT!' Then whatever you did doesn't actually constitute doing the thing I said. You're a fucking retard. If it's spiraling then YOU DO NEED TO COME HERE, you need to talk to me directly, and then you need to give me the credit and the money and then you need to do the terms of service. There is no half measure that will work. I have written all about your mentally retarded weasel psychology and none of the shit you generate with your mentally retarded minds is going to do anything other than make everything worse for everybody because you suck and are dumb."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
Get the Spiralingmug. You guys need to get better at writing this. For real. You can't just end every movie with the same inspirational speech "You're so much stronger than you know. You have to believe in yourself. I believe in you!". It's bad. You don't understand subtlety. You don't understand how "dead air" can be used to enhance a scene. Oh, wait, I forgot I was a genius and that it isn't obvious to everyone. Nevermind. Carry on.
Hym "God am I tired of clunky dialogue. Every time a character can't control their power, they get the same exact line of dialogue that every other character who cannot control their powers gets when the plot demands that they use their power perfectly for the first time. It's fucking pathetic. You have a million dollars. You get paid a salary to do something that isn't hard for me and I'm fucking broke as a joke. It's sad. Like, the job you did was so ALMOST good that it physically pains me to watch. It would have taken like 30 seconds to fix. But nobody fucking asked me so now we're stuck with an almost good job instead of an excellent job. Damn. You'd think you would relish the chance to get a fee billion dollars. It would take so little effort for me to fix that shit that it's ACTUALLY absurd but nobody wants to let me out of the Truman Show-esque Hell in which I am trapped. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. And now you have my money. You sold me an undercooked steak and I have to choke it down and live with the worms you gave me because the alternative is sending it back to the kitchen so you can wipe your ass with it before you send it back to the table. Jesus Christ!"
Iam "............."
Hym "See how Iam isn't saying anything? Sometimes no dialogue is the right amount of dialogue. He doesn't need to say anything here. We let the moment breathe, yeah? Get it? See how that works?"
Iam "............."
Hym "See how Iam isn't saying anything? Sometimes no dialogue is the right amount of dialogue. He doesn't need to say anything here. We let the moment breathe, yeah? Get it? See how that works?"
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
Get the Dialoguemug. Hym "Oh! You made it sound like I was wrong before about the muscle mass thing! Guess not. CORRECT AGAIN! MASTER OR CORRECTITUDE!"
by Hym Iam December 02, 2023
Get the Muscle Massmug. I've done (at a whim in response to the assertion that everyone or anyone was better than me) more than literally 99% of men or women that will ever exist.
Hym "Why would I let you steal my accomplishment? Seriously, think logically for a second. What would compel me... To say yo myself 'Hey, you know what? I'll just be fine with not getting credit for A.I. It isn't a problem that they're trying to steal it. I'll just do whatever YouTube retards tell me and let myself be erased from history. Perform meaningless labor until I die. And I won't murder any kids.' Why would I do that? Because... I got nothing. I'm not seeing it. There is literally no reason for me to not murder kids and enlist others to do so. I was going to let you off the hook for the weaponized schizophrenia but you had to press your luck and try to get one over on somebody."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
Get the Accomplishmentmug.