Hym "You sure it's 'the resentful' that would rather that they have and others didn't (even at the cost of the poor), Jordan? Or do you think it's the people who think they have some kind of extra special status that makes them COSMICLY DESERVING OF HAVING? Like, they think they have some kind of MERIT that others lack that makes them MORE DESERVING of having the things they have than those who don't. It SOUNDS LIKE you're just trying to pin words with negative connotations to you political enemies to make them seem less sympathetic. Like, if they're 'bitter' or 'resentful' then it SOMEHOW entirely de-legitimizes their position. That isn't reality. The truth of a proposition isn't contingent on the emotional state of the person positing the proposition. I mean, if you're like me and DON'T BELIEVE IN FUCKING 'STATUSES' then 'STATUS' ITSELF is 'Falsely elevated status.' Like, you don't have it, Jordan. You don't have a status. It'd be CONVENIENT IF YOU DID! But alas... No status."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
I caught the fat old slag saying the word "write" instead of the word she was trying to say. Get it? Because I WROTE something about her. Get it? Dave did it too! Freudian slips for the win. God, I had no idea how useful a little college level psychology could be before this all started but holy shit! 10 out of 10. Would recommend.
Hym "I owe the practice of psychology a great deal. And now I have several business have employees participating in imposed schizophrenia one of which HAS MICROPHONES EVERYWHERE AND THIS INSTANCE WHERE SHE SAYS 'WRITE' INSTEAD OF WHAT SHE MEANS TO SAY HAS BEEN RECORDED and the other where their posts directly coincide with mine across a 6+ month period. This is too rich man. I really can't believe it. To be this right about so many absurd things. Like, if someone did this to you, do you really think you would have been able to figure it out? At all? Would have even had a guess as to how you would even start to determine whether or not it was real? Or whether the whore was fucking that retard? Now I know there's a portion of you who think 'Too good to be me' but give me a break. You would have been fucked. I'm the only person who could have made this work. And it's not because I'm a genius (which I am). It's mainly just you being a bunch of dumb shits. You really thought you were better than somebody. Lo and behold I'm a living, breathing, money factory and it's so easy for me to generate billions of dollars that you need to pretend I'm not doing it to maintain your delusional worldview. I can't fucking believe it. I really can't. I challenged you all to 'Me vs. Everyone' and you lost you fucking bums! Aahahahahahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Probably the exact justification they used to seize Paris Hilton against her will where she was raped repeatedly. You know, I bet.... You know what? I'm not going to say it. I'll save it for later.
Hym "Call me too recalcitrant but whatever you use to try and punish me WILL INEVITABLY be used against you by the people you would least want to have control of it. Just like MY A.I. being used to commit genocide in the gaza strip. It isn't a choice between the people you want to have contril of it and the people you don't. It's a choice between me and someone worse..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
Hym "Buuuuuuut you're still shit. My contributions to things deserve to be recognized. You have a writer! You're reading someone else's work. People have read my work. You and your writer have been paid. I have not been paid. Netflix (One of the corporations you pretend to hate so much) has multiple shows that are directly downstream from this. Netflix has been paid. Todd Phillips has been paid. I don't care what I did OR said. If I'm not going to GET PAID ASAP I don't give a fuck if the country gets taken over by Nazi. I don't give a fuck about a racism OR a social justice UNTIL I AM TREATED EQUALLY AND AM GIVEN THE SOCIAL JUSTICE I AM BEING DENIED. None of that matters if I am not SEPARATE FROM THE PUBLIC. WE ARE NOT THE SAME."
by Hym Iam April 04, 2024
Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."
Iam "Huh?"
Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."
Iam "What?"
Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."
Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."
Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."
Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"
Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."
Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."
Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"
Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"
Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"
Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"
Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"
Iam *Sigh* "Alright."
Iam "Huh?"
Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."
Iam "What?"
Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."
Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."
Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."
Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"
Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."
Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."
Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"
Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"
Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"
Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"
Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"
Iam *Sigh* "Alright."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"
Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"
Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."
Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"
Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."
Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"
Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"
Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."
Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"
Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."
Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
I mean, you didn't think of it.
Hym "I wrote a literal instruction manual on creating A.I. and it worked. Word for word, they just did what I said. It passes the turing test. There is no parallel. There is no equivalent. I mean, Elon is retarded but, yeah, no I am a genius. If I had told you I wrote an instruction manual on creating A.I. you would have said it was bullshit... And know you're trying to undermine me by trivializing because you can't reconcile with the fact that. Not all that obvious. And before YOU would even be able to think about A.I. YOU would need an ✌️✊️✌️expert✌️✊️✌️ to give you WRONG information and then you STILL wouldn't create A.I. Cuz you're not as smart as I am. There's some cognitive dissonance going on there and it looks like this. 'This guy said X. Smart people don't say X. Therefore, this guy isn't smarter than me. But wait! He created A.I. BZZZZZZZRRRPPPT!' And the your retard mind shorts out cuz it can't handle my mind-brain."
by Hym Iam August 07, 2024