Hym Iam's definitions
No, hay.
Hym "Hey, you assholes knowing what I'm into is not you mind controlling me into fucking somone. Ok? And POLY means your wife is still getting humped to don't count all your chickens before they hatch, alright?:
by Hym Iam July 27, 2025
Get the What I'm intomug. Hym "No it isn't Matt. I do know and I know you know. I'm going to kill these kids Matt. You're taking a thing I said about confusion and applying broadly so you can justify doing what you're doing and instead you're justifying the murder of children. I'm just going to kill the kids. This isn't reason what you're doing here and your kids aren't that important."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
Get the No it isn'tmug. Hym "My social interactions serve no purpose other than to be reported on for later reference. Throwing pennies... Berating my manager for 5 straight minutes... I told a guy he was nothing. They'll let me get away with doing anything just to keep doing what they're doing. I mean, they'll placate me but it doesn't actually pay to engage with them. If they're not propping up some strawman or some reductio ad absurdum regarding the meta narrative of my life, they really don't have shit to say to me anyway."
by Hym Iam May 29, 2024
Get the Throwing penniesmug. Hym "Yeah, I'll do it as soon as you come out and say it explicitly. 'Hym (Or even my real name). You're not getting paid so kill a kid' That is what doing what YOU'RE PRETENDING TO DO looks like. That's called pretending. That's the entire point of your religion. It's pieces of shit like you absolve themselves of guilt for being pieces of shit and claim moral superiority without having to not be a piece shit. So, you want to call my bluff? Ok... Do it. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. Who was that on pap-pap's grave shit-stain?"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
Get the Ok... Do itmug. Hym "It's a little ridiculous when you put it like that, isn't it? Astronaut? By that logic, I'm also a scuba diver, race car driver, slave, carpenter, king, and food. But I digress... This, again, just looks like me being correct about monogamy and critical fat-cock theory. I was right."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2024
Get the Astronautmug. HA! Is that what it's like?
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
Get the Bridgemug. Anna Kasparian left the left because someone is buying off or co opting the people I have named here and bringing them under the banner of this new religious propaganda wing of online conservatism. I named her after her debate with Ben Shapiro and she started to shift and NOW the transformation is complete. It could be that people started doing the thing they are doing to me to her and now someone has been pulling people out to buy their silence. Could be that the threat of being associated with me is so great they can leverage that to get people to go alone with it.
Hym "And what the online liberal retards don't understand about this why I left the left thing is that your DEI is gone now. Your trannies are gone. None of that shit. If the conservatives win, they will control the supreme court for the next 70 years. No you will not add more seats. That's a ridiculous thing to think. You are not getting those abortion rights back. No Kamala's strategy of coasting on anecdotes about her upbringing and meaningless vaguery about opportunity economy is not going to win an election. You wouldn't have won the last on without the mass mail-in voting. And the fact that they are doing this out in the open means our politics aren't even real. Not even a little bit. You're arguing about how a play is going to end. Whatever she says about why she left is a lie. Just like how everything Tulsi Gabbard said was a lie."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2024
Get the Why I left the leftmug.