A retard "But I'm religious! The church can't be a shadow government!"
Hym "So... They aren't an unelected body that influences politicians and billionaires and millionaires and every other kind of 'aire' to shape public policy and perception to control the behavior of the people in out country? It's not direct and/or indirect control of people's moral framework, is it? Like, you don't have millions of people who have ceded (entirely) their personal morality and their own claim to shape the moral landscape to an overarching body of authority and they're not going to act in accordance with that authority, indefinitely, are they? Because that SOUNDS like a shadow government to me!"
A different retard "It's not the religion! It's the nationalism and fundamentalism (taking the religion literally, like, actually believing the shit makes it "fundamentalism" and is, therefore, the bad kind of religion)!"
Hym "And what's difference nationalism and religion? You're either on the side of God or you're not. ("I mEaNt ThE cOuNtRy!" She interjects) It's a 'religious country.' The religion IS the country. What's the difference between the fundamentalism and religion? You're either doing what the religion or you're not! What would religious on-fundamentalism look like? It's religion but instead of doing what's in the religion they just do something else... THAT'S religious non-fundamentalism. It doesn't even make sense."
Hym "So... They aren't an unelected body that influences politicians and billionaires and millionaires and every other kind of 'aire' to shape public policy and perception to control the behavior of the people in out country? It's not direct and/or indirect control of people's moral framework, is it? Like, you don't have millions of people who have ceded (entirely) their personal morality and their own claim to shape the moral landscape to an overarching body of authority and they're not going to act in accordance with that authority, indefinitely, are they? Because that SOUNDS like a shadow government to me!"
A different retard "It's not the religion! It's the nationalism and fundamentalism (taking the religion literally, like, actually believing the shit makes it "fundamentalism" and is, therefore, the bad kind of religion)!"
Hym "And what's difference nationalism and religion? You're either on the side of God or you're not. ("I mEaNt ThE cOuNtRy!" She interjects) It's a 'religious country.' The religion IS the country. What's the difference between the fundamentalism and religion? You're either doing what the religion or you're not! What would religious on-fundamentalism look like? It's religion but instead of doing what's in the religion they just do something else... THAT'S religious non-fundamentalism. It doesn't even make sense."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
Get the Shadow governmentmug. I didn't call the cops on anyone, she doesn't have the right to fuck that retard, and if I have to murder some kids to make you regret what you're doing here they deserve to die.
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
Get the Call the copsmug. Yeah! Really! That's all they're doing! Holy shit! I mean, I'm clearly more insane but if they were a fire, my ass-hair would be getting singed.
A dumb slut "FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU! I CHOOSE NOAH! EQUAL!!! EEEEQUAAAAAAL!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!"
Hym "JESUS CHRIST! I probably should have lead with the mass murder... I mean... Next time I'll build the robots first. Mass murder immediately.... Try and avoid the brain worm... Yep... Yep... Hmm... I really like doing it this way better though. Right? Because if I lead with the death-bots... You can kind of be like 'Well of course he took over the world! He's got an army of death-bots!' But this? I mean, like literally all other Gods, my plan probably could have been a little less convoluted... And it accomplishes nothing other than my own personal amusement... BUUUUT! Buuuut... It's also a little reality-monstery. So you can kind of be like 'Oh yeah... I can kind of see a reality monster doing that...' But that's not important. Really it's the friends we made along the way that's the important part."
Hym "JESUS CHRIST! I probably should have lead with the mass murder... I mean... Next time I'll build the robots first. Mass murder immediately.... Try and avoid the brain worm... Yep... Yep... Hmm... I really like doing it this way better though. Right? Because if I lead with the death-bots... You can kind of be like 'Well of course he took over the world! He's got an army of death-bots!' But this? I mean, like literally all other Gods, my plan probably could have been a little less convoluted... And it accomplishes nothing other than my own personal amusement... BUUUUT! Buuuut... It's also a little reality-monstery. So you can kind of be like 'Oh yeah... I can kind of see a reality monster doing that...' But that's not important. Really it's the friends we made along the way that's the important part."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
Get the Fuck Youmug. Oh? Is consuming a ton of information and synthesizing it into a singular creative body of work, upon which, a multitude of other creative works are based a laudable thing to do and the guy who did it should be credited? Ooooooohhh!!! Ohhh! I didn't know that! I didn't know that was a thing! Well, who do we know who has done such a thing? Hmmm 🤔 I wonder...
Hym 🤔 "Who could it be? If synthesizing a plethora of information into a single body of work is a laudable thing to do.... And the work has a multitude of citations and/or a multitude of creative works that it's existence are predicated on.... That would mean that whoever has done such a thing... Should be credited for doing that.... Instead of be ignored.... But who do we know who has done such a thing!? I just can't think of anyone! Do you know anyone Iam?"
Iam 😒 "........"
Hym "Iam? Do you know of..."
Iam "Yes! I get it! Everyone gets it! Look, I know you're doing a bit but I'm tired... I don't want to do this right now..."
Hym "Hahahahaha! What? I thought you would be on my side in this one."
Iam "I'm going to bed..."
Hym "Aw, you're no fun... Hmm... But seriously.... Who could it be? Who has donevsuch a thing?"
Iam 😒 "........"
Hym "Iam? Do you know of..."
Iam "Yes! I get it! Everyone gets it! Look, I know you're doing a bit but I'm tired... I don't want to do this right now..."
Hym "Hahahahaha! What? I thought you would be on my side in this one."
Iam "I'm going to bed..."
Hym "Aw, you're no fun... Hmm... But seriously.... Who could it be? Who has donevsuch a thing?"
by Hym Iam August 06, 2022
Get the Synthesizingmug. That isn't my claim though is it? My claim a that you're a women-worshipping fat fucking hairy dungeon gnome who's resigned himself to inferiority so readily that even the prospect that women aren't walking, sentient fucking virtue detectors is an unacceptable affront to the life to which you've resigned yourself. No amount of effort is going to make you better than me and any more effort than I currently expend would make ME Andrew Tate. And you fucking hate him too. Fuck all the women. Use the fact that you're able to fuck all of the women... To exploit the women... BY exploiting the incels. They deserve it for giving him their money. But you don't want to have to be inferior to HIM while simultaneously DESPERATELY DEMANDING I accept equality or even inferiority to a fucking retard. So what do you do? Whip out your no true scottsman fallacy 'You shouldn't want to be like Andrew tate. You should want to be like ME! They guy who relishes at the prospect of being inferior to a retard.' So you can roll around with all of the other undesirables and lie to yourself. 'At least I don't have to be worse than Hym! Even if I was I'd just make some shit up like I do with Tate.' Your only redeeming quality some amorphous, unqualifiable, contribution that amounts to little more than laundering you receive AS CHARITY, TO A DIFFERENT CHARITY. And even if you COULD quantify it, and you COULD make it more concrete, it would STILL add up to LESS than HIS contribution.
Hym "That's a strawman. And, BEYOND that, HIS contribution is a peripheral element of MY FUCKING CONTRIBUTION. It's Record of Ragnarok. You'd rather die than have humanity be saved by Jack the Ripper. Not that I am at all like Jack the ripper but I'm sure you get the point. It's pathetic. It so important for you to reinforce the notion that those who are unsuccessful with women are deserve the hate they get. 'Everyone I hate deserves the hate they receive and I'm the self-appointed arbiter of who people are not allowed to hate.' Women don't ever deserve the hate they receive. Incels do. Why? 'Because women validate me sometimes and if it doesn't make me special I don't have anyone to be better than.' No matter how meager or remedial your existence, you entire life is just one long sigh of relief that you don't have to be the piss-freak. And bulding relationships doesn't translate to success with women. Potential success with women is just the golden carrot hung out to motivate the unclean to work hard and be friendly to women. Perpetual false hope for some offered by a flippant and indifferent God."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
Get the Strawmanmug. Hym "I had to support a cripple that openly mocked me... And I have to support women who openly mock me but if women are be 'openly mocked' by a trans person just... existing? Unforgivable. And I'm not allowed mock the inert meat that mocked me. Fair. Fair and reasonable. You guys definitely deserve a paradisal eternity."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
Get the Menmug. Hym “The fucking nerve of this guy! I’ll give it to you, you always manage to find new ways to piss me off. You know that? You... how are you going to even sit there and say some shit like that? Well, if they’re getting lessons from you they won’t be learning anything any time soon. Un-fucking-believable. You need a fucking disclaimer ‘Woman may in fact fuck a retard instead of you and I’ll defend them.’ ‘I may impose schizophrenia on you if you slight me’ ‘I’ll steal your wallet but it’s fine because your broke and incompetent anyway so I’m not really stealing all that much.’ “
by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
Get the Nervemug.