Definitions by Hym Iam

Identity 

You don't believe in identity Jordan. You believe in gender roles.

Hym "You don't have an identity beyond breeder/former psychologists. Anything that isn't accepting the gender roles IS

✌️✊️✌️Identity crisis✌️✊️✌️"

Identity by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Listen to Hym 

Yeah, but I do know who she WILL listen to...

Hym "Eventually you guys will learn to listen to Hym. I am so very brilliant and my accomplishments are literally unparalleled."

Listen to Hym by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Axioms 

What? No we don't.

Hym "We don't need to share axioms to for us to communicate. We speak the same language. The utterances and symbols have an intrinsic meaning entirely independent of whether or not I accept your axioms."

Axioms by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Co-opted

Yeah, hey, I tried to warn you but you're being a stupid collectivist bitch.

Hym "Well, if you weren't a smug, retarded, asshole and you would have listened to PEOPLE WHO ARE SMARTER THAN YOU, you wouldn't have to blow smoke up you candidate's ass to manufacture enthusiasm. My thing is being entirely co-opted here."

Co-opted by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Natalism 

I mean, you see the problem here right? Like, is that not exact thing I was talking about?

Hym "Hurray! Correct again! Did I not say 'Incel second class citizenry?' Is this not the exact thing I said? 🎶Greatest mind who ever lived🎶 Always right🎶 Better than everyone🎶 This is LITERALLY what Jordan Peterson's 'Minimal necessary unity bullshit MEANS. That's LITERALLY WHAT IT MEANS! You'd better get real comfortable with either murdering kids or being enslaved cus... That's literally the plan for them. And if you don't LIKE the plan, well, then you better get ready for some weaponized schizophrenia SHITHEADS! You see what I mean about you all being deeply unserious? See what I mean about all the natalism shit? Seriously! I started 8 years ago and I'm STILL 8 years ahead of everyone! Wait... Do I not understand how time works here? Hmmm... Yeah, no, I shouldn't be this far ahead."

Natalism by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Free rider problem 

Sounds like a re-brand of Reagan's "welfare queens" but...

Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"

Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"

Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."

Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"

Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."

Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"

Free rider problem by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Guessing 

Hey, the 200 guys said it was Euclidean geometry and something else.

Hym "So it isn't 'guessing' right? Remember? Euclidean reasoning? No? Still not a thing?"

Guessing by Hym Iam July 25, 2024