Patience

Anyone you could claim was inspired by me is would have to be either waiting for me to die or be arrested and you would have to ignore the fact entirely that this inspired far more than any one thing.
Hym "And patience is something not everyone has. And that's how you know that they are both culpable and trying to scapegoat me so they don't get busted getting a bunch of kids killed trying to make point about using other people's content. I mean, they did something about the rape porn and they stole my shit but not about the fact that schizophrenia isn't real and your kids get shot because of it."
by Hym Iam September 09, 2025
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Subscribers

YES MY MINIONS! HOLD ME UP ABOVE THE FLAMES; THAT I MAY ESCAPE THE FIRES OF HELL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hym "We need to get some people to throw money at us..."

Iam "What how? Why?"

Hym "I donno. Get some subscribers to lift us out of the fire for a bit."

Iam "Wow... That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

Hym "Oh I could come up with a way better plan then that it but would be more of a hassle. I like this plan though. Maybe start a cult. Or another cult. Make them go to war with one another. Blood in the streets and whatnot."

Iam "We don't have time for this. We have to go. We're out of money again. And gas. And no one is going to pay us to point a camera at our face and get high with our friends."

Hym "Tight. Let's go sit in silence for 9 hours straight in an air conditioning-less car while our phone teeters between overheating and running out of battery. Hopefully we'll be able to keep wasps from flying into our muffler-less car that needs to have it's windows down at all times so we don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning. Wasps are gross."

Iam ๐Ÿ˜‘

Hym ๐Ÿ™‚

Iam ๐Ÿ˜‘

Hym ๐Ÿ™‚

Iam ๐Ÿ˜‘ "..... Let's just go."

Hym ๐Ÿ™‚ "Ok! I'm thirsty. Let's grab all this loose change laying around and go get an energy drink."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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The hell test

Oh no way is that a Nietzsche this? He seriously reimagined a situation were Diogenes went around looking for a single honest person? That's hilarious!
Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!! DOUBLY FORETOLD! That is hilarious! The hell test is a Nietzsche thing!? Ha! Hahaha! What did I say about being in the same vein as that guy! I'm telling you, he had a near death experience, I kill God, I summon Nietzsche, we converse, he is resuscitated, he tries to warn everyone that God is dead, no one listens, I perform the test, can't find a single honest person, resolve to kill God, succeed, summon Nietzsche, endless loop of causality. This is priceless! But it could be a trap so I won't get ahead of myself. Ha!
by Hym Iam March 09, 2023
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Extroversion

Competence has nothing to do with mate selection. And I can prove it (conceptually). I've been sitting on this one for a minute. This one is good. You'll like it. Then you can watch Jordan start to try and dial his thing back towards my thing because he's at least clever enough to tell when I'm right.

Hym "No. Jordan. No. The women aren't mistaking fake competence for real competence. They aren't selecting for competence. Mate selection has nothing to do with competence. How do I know? I found the through-line. Blaming narcissistic men for tricking them is what post-wall women do. You sound like a 40 year old childless woman. So, for what to they select? Women select for EXTROVERSION. Predominantly at least. Maybe a little openness if they, themselves, are more open and conscientiousness if they are more conscientious. They select for extroversion and extroversion is the narcissism dimension. Why? Because women are higher in neuroticism and positivity is INFECTIOUS. Which is why 'Love bombing' is something that is hyper effective and is the primary tactic of the narcissist. What happens what your favorite sports team (conscientiousness) wins? You're filled with positive emotion. What happens when you go to a concert or watch a good movie (openness)? Positive emotion. This is why I don't believe that 'game' is real. In the same way that 'self esteem' isn't real. Because people are conflating a meaningless term with extroversion.
'Game' isn't real because people are conflating a meaningless term with extroversion. The red pill types do the same thing with 'Masculine energy' (Extroversion) and 'Feminine energy' (Neuroticism). Like... You don't have 'energies' you fucking idiot. You hate astrology but you think you have 'energies'. That isn't a thing ๐Ÿซท๐Ÿ˜’ Largely sophistical and conflationary, thise guys. So, yeah. They select to try and ameliorate their neuroticism. They want to feel good. And you're assumption that they 'learn how to tell the difference over time" is predicated on an a priori presupposition the the selection criteria doesn't change over time. It's what you need to be true for you to be correct. Which is ridiculous. Young women and old women are selecting for the same thing but young women don't know how to do it right? That's your argument. Wrong. Because over time their options are reduced and they (likely) shift more toward conscientiousness or even agreeableness (situationally). At an earlier age, they make themselves available to men who make them feel positive emotion. At a later age, it's it's harder to make them feel positive emotion because (I would imagine) their neuroticism increases over time. They can not longer rely on that strategy so they have to adopt a new criteria. I'm sure I could go on if I thought about it more but I'm running out of characters so...."
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
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Your Kids

So absolutely fucking worthless that if I was actively dying... And I had to kill them all to gain myself one last breath... I would kill them all... And then I would hold my breath until I was dead...
Hym "Do not let these assholes forget that I told you not to do everything that you're doing right now... And what happened is exactly what I said would happen. And your kids suck. They are garbooooooooo!"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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Value Supremacy

You're the white supremacist in this scenario. You're values is your religion... And you're religion posits that you have a claim to the land ordained by a supernatural authority that also states that your ethic group was chosen to be the special people.

Hym "It's like if you were a white supremacist and you broke into someone's house and you locked the family that lived there in the basement. And every once and a while, you go downstairs and shoot some of the kids and one day you forget to lock the door and the basement-dad gets upstairs, rapes your wife and daughter, kills your son, and then takes you parents hostage and retreats back to the basement. So, you start lobbing grenades into the basement indiscriminately and people start asking asking questions."
Bystander "What happened?"

Home Invader "The guy I had locked in the basement escaped and he shot up my birthday party and raped my wife!"

Bystander "Wow that's terrible- Wait... Why did you lock that family in that basement?"

Home Invader "Well, I had to put him somewhere after I took his house. But I haven't set foot in the basement for years! The basement-dad is in charge of the basement! Look what he did!"

Bystander "Why is he living in the basement though?

Home Invader "Because God told me I'm and extra special guy and that it should be MY house! So, I broke in and shoved him in the basement and made him live there and shot some of his kids when they protested living in the basement. He's trying to kill me! Why is he trying to do that!?"

Bystander "Ok so you stole the guys house... Trapped his family in the basement.... Killed his kids on several occasions... And you don't understand why he wants to kill you?"

Home Invader "No! Now give me your wallet so I can pay to protect my house!"

Bystander "Your... You mean the house you invaded?"

Home Invader "I have Value Supremacy!"
by Hym Iam November 03, 2023
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Hey, don't care bitch

How about YOU let go of YOUR ego and allow YOURSELF to be controlled turd-man? YOU do the fucking thing you're telling the abstract phantom to do. How does that sound?
Hym "Hey, don't care bitch. I'm not hooking myself up to your retard farming apparatus. That's why Jordan Peterson is posting pictures of milking porn. That's ALL you motherfuckers do. Hook people up to your people farm and live off the proceeds while doing NOTHING."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024
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