Hym Iam's definitions

Disabled

He's disabled. That is all.

Why does it live where it lives?

It's disabled.

Why does it behave the way it behaves?

It's disabled.

What has it's entire life been?

Getting whatever it wants for NOTHING because it's disabled.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2020

Objectively good to everyone else

And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.

Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023

Equity

Often conflated with equality. Not a fan... But I do want free stuff so... 🤷 I'm not actually going to define it.

Iam "I didn't mention equity because I didn't think that it was relevant to my point. I also think that is they threw out 'equity' the leftist would have a more palatable position. But that's besides the point."

Hym "Oh, most definitely! I will spend my million dollars on drugs. But I need them according to a psychiatrist. So ha! Takes that!"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Inspirational

I hate having to define the words sometimes because, you know, I'm all about the dialogue.

Iam "Watching you battle the horde is the single most inspirational thing I've ever seen. And I watch anime. Speaking of which, If you're Gojo Satoru then I would have to be Yuta Okkotsu. And Yuta is dope."

Hym "Then what does that make me?"

Iam "What? You're the toothy demon thing that hovers around behind him that everybody is afraid of."

Hym "What!?"

Iam "Yeah... I mean... Wouldn't you be exactly that? I thought you would love that?"

Hym "Well... Shut up."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Just your dick

And the sense of entitlement than comes along with it.

Hym "No it's just your dick and if you need to steal everything from me for women to be equal then they are not equal. And you stealing from me doesn't make you any less inferior because no one COULD steal from you in the same way because you and your mind are worthless. Ree-lon's entire justification is 'covering up the fact that he's retarded.' No one will ever know!"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Stendhal

Didn't even use it, what? Is it broken?

Hym "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! EAT A BAG OF DICKS SIMON! LET'S GO! Just beat Simon. Haven't even touch stendhal though. I'm using a ramping damage burn build with Maelle. Verso is my breaker and uses a versatile debuff build. And Lune connects the with buffing heals, speed control, priming swift stride so Maelle and stay in Virtuose stance, and Terraquake to buff break damage. And then I just double stun with sniper/Energizing attack/cheater/end bringer combo and Gommage everything to death. I was able to skip phase 2.5 of Simon entirely because fuck all that parrying bullshit."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2025

Adam22

So... He's fucking all the women... And then a different guy fucks his woman... And now he's... Not the guy who should be fucking all the women? I... Guys, I don't see how that... Are you do that on purpose? Is this a prank?

Hym "Let me get this straight... Adam22 is a pornstar... And he's fucking all of the women... And he let a different pornstar (or just some random fatcock I don't know) fuck his wife... And women only fuck the extra most-specialist guy... So now... He's NOT the extra bestest ultra-man? He's the cuck? I thought he was the better than everyone guy? That fast!? He's fucking all of them because he's so much just better than everyone... And now he's... Worse than everyone? Even though he still fucked all of the women? You... You guys are screwing with me right? Like, you're doing that to fuck with me? Ok.. I... Whatever guys-Just... Alright..."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023