Hym "Holy shit you ACTUALLY did it! You gave the church credit for stopping rape. Go watch it. Everybody was raping and pillaging. Then the agricultural revolution happened and the people who hoarded resources started out-reproducing everyone. Then the church came along marriage saved everyone from rape... Except nobody told Christopher Columbus because I'm pretty sure his guys were raping and pillaging. There's some skepticism around it regarding his diary claiming that in his diary he told them not to rape. I know you're going to say here 'Columbus didn't work for the church!' And he didn't fucking have to you idiot. If the 'central guiding ethos' is the cause of everything that happens in a culture then it's the central guiding ethos. And as far as the bible is concerned, rape is rewarded. If you rape someone, according to the bible, you have to take the person as your wife. So, it's like pissing on a tree. There are MEN who ALMOST get raped in the bible. And the guy is like 'No, please, take my prostitute and daughter instead.' And take the daughter and prostitute they did. They didn't like the prostitute. They chopped her up pretty good. But it actively takes credit for every moral advancement humans make in real time. It didn't do that. It just unified the whites under one banner and the it came for eberyone else. Still, it's closer to MY theory of historical inter-sexual relationships than the red-pill dorks so... CORRECT AGAIN! The correctest man strikes again!"
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
And not the one you're thinking of...
Hym "It never ceases to weird me out and amuse me. We got marky marc. We got this chick (and, yes, that IS what I'm into). Weird. It's just weird guys. Creeps me right the fuck out. And then we got Dr. JeepJorp and it's like. You keep trying to make it about the things I say about women and retards but... I refuse to move past the people watch me all the God damn time. I know what I said Jorpson. I was there. I don't care. Like, my perception of reality isn't the problem here."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Hym "Yeah, no, no evidence for you because you're being retarded children about your religion and if you're going to be retarded children then I'm not going to entertain the notion of convincing your of anything. Retarded children do what they are told. So, you do that."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2025
Not very fun to be this...
Iam "Man am I miserable...."
Hym "Keep it down..."
Iam "Sorry... We have to work. You're going to have to take some aspirin."
Hym "Uuuggghhh"
Iam "This is the worst.... I am barely staying afloat over here...
Hym "Keep it down..."
Iam "Sorry... We have to work. You're going to have to take some aspirin."
Hym "Uuuggghhh"
Iam "This is the worst.... I am barely staying afloat over here...
by Hym Iam May 08, 2022
You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"
Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"
Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"
Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."
Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"
Iam "Ew."
Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*
Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."
Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"
Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"
Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"
Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."
Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"
Iam "Ew."
Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*
Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."
Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"
Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Hym "No you didn't earn shit and are capitalizing off of decades of female bigotry. You and that retard need to get both of your heads chopped off. Both of them. Horse cock prick. They were thanks for admitting to the car sabotage on camera. Clip that and watch for him to take the video down. When the game end you're going to be the first one they come for Cody Johnston."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
Hmmm.... That does not sound good... This is exactly why it is necessary to fuck the system... Always.
Hym "Impending food shortages and a chain reaction of famine and despair that might result in the fall of Japan!? That is unacceptable! I'm not advocating for a preemptive culling of the elites whose inaction is leading to this outcome.... But that's kind of off-brand for me... We should not be made to sit idly by while people who are blatant liars and despots drive us off of a cliff. The 'checks and balances' put into place are no longer sufficient. If we have no recourse for the failures of democracy, then why should we allow ourselves to be governed over? The fact that the despots can arbitrarily run the world into the ground should frighten everyone."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022