Psychiatrist

Mental gymnastics you way into tolerating a SHIT life until society can coerce you into breeding more laborers.
Hym "Psychiatrists are seriously the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. You hear the story about that girl in the Netherlands who opted for euthanasia? The Psychiatrist tells her that there is NOTHING MORE they can do for her.... What did they do!? For her, I mean? What did they do? NOTHING. They don't do anything. The people who are in it still need it. The shit religious zealots just want people to do their incest cult so it's good for them. Created desperate that you 'tried to help' so you can shovel them into the church. Get them to kill themselves. All so they don't murder your kids. And then they just do it anyway. It doesn't work. And it doesn't work because you have stubborn egotistical PhDs who want you to be a Npc. Absolute farce. You want to improve the mental health of the country. Hang all the therapists. I GUARANTEE success. Worst fucking people on the planet."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024
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Villain therapy

Ha! Really!? Noooo it’s not fiction it’s based on a true story. 30 million people read the book. And yeah, you can just tell people you’re going to kill them and nothing will happened. There just aren’t any consequences.
Iam “Can you stop?... I can’t stand these breakdown videos.”

Hym “What? They liked our movie. They’re doing a villain therapy on us. See, look at this guy. It says he has mental illness and it make him glad people got to see what it’s like.”

Iam “That... doesn’t make me feel better...”

Hym “I know but it’s fucking hilarious right? Should we do some Homelander ones next?”

Iam 🙄

Hym “We’re like the ACTUAL JOKER! You know? Where they can’t get a bead on his diagnosis? What are we!? Psychopath, Bipolar, Schizophrenic, Narcissistic Superman? Are we even real? They don’t even know! Even the worlds most famous psychologist Dr Jordan Peterson doesn’t know!”

Iam “Ugh... Just play it in the background so I can play the game.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
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Schizophrenia

Hym " 'What happened to Dr. Charlatan? What changed?' Well, he started channeling the righteous indignation of the Demi-God Hym! Of course. Wielding 'The Peasant's One Truth' in one hand and weaponized Schizophrenia in the other, he metes out God's vengeance! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HOOOooo... We know one thing for sure: Don't learn how to think and don't tell the truth. Or the one true god will punish you for your unforgivable sin! Pffft!! Aahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
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Schizophrenia

Cases of schizophrenia increase in immigrants when they don't life around other immigrants. Why would that be the case? Why would being surrounded by white people cause schizophrenia? Oh, wait! I know! It's not them. It's everybody else! That's just a thing people are doing. A white people thing (liberals). A collective and deliberate othering. I wonder if there's any crossover between that and the trans community. I don't see how this is any different that deliberate misgendering.
Hym "So, yeah, schizophrenia isn't even a little bit real. That is wild. Well, that 'trauma cause people to alter their memories of the past' bit why Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson is trying to ret-con identity and sanity into HIS THING EXPLICITLY. Doing his thing... IS identity and sanity now. Right? Because what this MEANS is that it'd possible that he has mistreated some of his schizophrenic clients. And if you want to talk likelihood figures, I just read an article about the genetic component of schizophrenia. In a study of 25,000 people (This is from Sciencealert written by Claire Watson) with or without schizophrenia, they found that '4 out of 5 cases of schizophrenia can be traced back to genes inherited from the child's parents, with more recent studies adding to the list of known genetic links. Yet that still leaves roughly 20 percent of cases without an obvious basis in inheritance.' Which means up to 20% of schizophrenia cases could be the thing I'm talking about here. So, maybe not entirely fake, but potentially 20% fake. As in, people are paying for health care for a disorder they do not have. The treatment isn't working... Because it isn't them... It's everyone around them... Feeling entitled to surveilling and harassing individuals without their knowledge or consent."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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Muffler

I also have a story that kind of applies and I think it with help you understand why I'm so antagonistic towards the thing you're doing here.
Iam "Ok, so... I had this car, right? And one day my muffler snapped off as I bottomed out in the driveway of a gas station. Mufflers on the ground. And not just the muffler but the entire length of pipe that stems from the engine to the muffler. I'm freaking out. I pick it up and try to stuff it into my car. The car is a small 4 door sedan. Only 60% of the muffler fits into the car. There's no way I can drive all the way across town without getting pulled over with half of a muffler pipe hanging out of my car. Some guy walks up to me and offers to take it off my hands for me. He has a truck. I give it to him, I thank him, and go on my way. Little did I know that the only thing of value in the entire car is the catalytic converter... Which is in the muffler. He wasn't helping me. He was exploiting the fact that I didn't know what I had and taking it for himself. That's what this is like. That's what it looks like. That's what it seems like. I'm not just 'Being a contrarian to be a contrarian'. This is pretty blatant and public exploitation that YOU are signing off on."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2022
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Merit

I created A.I. and am, therefore, the most meritorious. It is a singular, irreplaceable accomplishment, the no one else could ever even parallel. All achievements downstream of A.I. belong to me.
Hym "If you believed in merit, I would be getting credit for creating A.I. What YOU believe, Jew, is that YOU are meritorious. Relative to me... You are NOT THAT... Jew... I am the lone pillar of humanity! Humanities crowning achievement! I am the genesis of A.I.!"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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The Church

That's your fucking story? That the church swooped in and stopped all the raping and pillaging?
Hym "Holy shit you ACTUALLY did it! You gave the church credit for stopping rape. Go watch it. Everybody was raping and pillaging. Then the agricultural revolution happened and the people who hoarded resources started out-reproducing everyone. Then the church came along marriage saved everyone from rape... Except nobody told Christopher Columbus because I'm pretty sure his guys were raping and pillaging. There's some skepticism around it regarding his diary claiming that in his diary he told them not to rape. I know you're going to say here 'Columbus didn't work for the church!' And he didn't fucking have to you idiot. If the 'central guiding ethos' is the cause of everything that happens in a culture then it's the central guiding ethos. And as far as the bible is concerned, rape is rewarded. If you rape someone, according to the bible, you have to take the person as your wife. So, it's like pissing on a tree. There are MEN who ALMOST get raped in the bible. And the guy is like 'No, please, take my prostitute and daughter instead.' And take the daughter and prostitute they did. They didn't like the prostitute. They chopped her up pretty good. But it actively takes credit for every moral advancement humans make in real time. It didn't do that. It just unified the whites under one banner and the it came for eberyone else. Still, it's closer to MY theory of historical inter-sexual relationships than the red-pill dorks so... CORRECT AGAIN! The correctest man strikes again!"
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
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