Hym Iam's definitions

Stop Wrong Don't

Ha! No. Don't care. I'm going to.

Hym "There is a lot of 'wrong' here, YouTube flith. I am not going to 'stop wrong don't' until I have both the credit I deserve and the money that goes along with it."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

Trial

Is there a trial I should be at right now?

Hym "Something-something definitions... Something-something lexicon... Is there a trial I should be at right now? Hold on Sam, do it in the live half and not the fun half if it's not there the 4th condition will be added... I gotta watch this...."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2024

Victim vs Victimizer narrative

That's not what is actually happening though.

Hym "It isn't a victim vs victimizer narrative. That is clearly not what's happening here. It's NARRATIVE vs WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. It's not even epistemology vs ontology anymore. It's Jordan Peterson's imaginary interpretation of events vs the things that actually happened in reality."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Sanity

Yeah, outsourcing this has done wonders for me. It's not like I'm a whole ass bag of nuts or anything. Which one did you get? Which level of sanity did you get from society? Cus I got Schizophrenic Psychopath...

Hym "Maybe if the baseline level of sanity hadn't shifted all the way over to clown world I'd be fine with what's happening but no. And it's not that everyone but me Is Schizophrenic. The horde itself is Schizophrenic. "BuT hYm, If It'S a HoRdE, hOw CaN tHeY aLl Be ThE sAmE tHiNg?" Hive mind. A hive mind is both 'all the same thing' and a 'large group'. Like 'The Brood' in Marvel comics. Or 'Unity' in 'Rick and Morty. No contradiction. If a hive mind isn't also a horde then it isn't a hive mind. THAT would be a contradiction. You haven't read the prerequisite texts. This is a distraction. I will not be distracted. You're being a shit and trying to psycologize me and teach me some sort of lesson. I refuse to learn any lessons until I'm out of the cage."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2022

Try

No. You want people to have to try because YOU have to try. It's a manifestation of YOUR selfishness.

Hym "I didn't have to try. Which is your exact justification for not giving me the credit I deserve. So, I wait for you to not give me the credit I deserve (because prison is less of a punishment the closer you get to death). I punish you for stealing the most significant technological advancement of the last 100 years by murdering a child. And then YOU can explain to the parents why you sacrificed THEIR kid (because it isn't YOUR kid that going to have to pay the price) to deny the guy who did the thing the credit he should get for doing the thing. 'We wanted him to have to try though! Isn't people trying more important than your kids life in the long run? We don't want OUR kids to think they shouldn't try so we're sacrificing YOURS to control what out kids will think.' And so it goes. That will be the outcome. I won't allow any other outcome that isn't me getting credit. Entirely binary."

by Hym Iam February 8, 2024

Abraham

Is the realization that you don't actually have to do what God says.

Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"

Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"

Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"

Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"

Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."

Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."

Abraham "I donno..."

Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Sneak

Surprise attack or sucker punch.

Hym "Oh, yeah, was that guy seriously going to try and sneak me when I went to shake his hand? That is hilarious! All because his fat wife was giving me the googly eyes. I don't even want to fuck your fat wife. You should have kept your bitch mouth shut about my weiner. Why? Because if you believed what you said about me you wouldn't be worried about me fucking your wife. Which I could do. Easily. Wouldn't even have to try. How do I know? Because I wasn't even trying I'm the first place and now look at where we are. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2022