Growing up

To you translates to listening to an authority and agreeing to the covenant. Which I don't.

Hym "So... Picture an authority... That is what I'm going to kill in relationship to myself. It doesn't matter how many there are. Are you that? Well... Then... You either need to walk your fat ass down those stairs and get yourself behind me as quickly as possible... OR... You need to carry me UP the stairs until I'm in front of you because everyone is moving down exactly one place. There will be no growing up around here."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Alive

God I hate being this.... And I hate when things are this... A mosquito flew in my mouth when I went outside... If it had not been this that would not have happened...

Iam "God I hate being alive..."

Hym "Alive things are the worst..."

Iam ".............."

Hym "............."

Iam "..............."

Hym ".............."

Iam "Holy shit it just never ends!"

Hym "Yeah..."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

Ads

It's not an acronym. It's exactly what you think it means. "Give me your money! Meh! Don't you want this thing? Do you want these glasses? What about a nice juicy burger? Did you know you wanted it before some idiot sold your attention to me so that they could better convert your viewership into revenue? I paid him to show you this. And now you're seeing it. How does that make you feel? It shouldn't make you feel anything. Because you are irrelevant. If you were relevant wouldn't be watching this. You'd be doing something in front of a camera and I would be paying you to show the people who watch you do the thing you're doing the item I want them to see. But you're not. You're just you. So be you and do everyone else does and buy my thing. It's good. It's a good thing I promise. The guy you like wouldn't have sold you to me if it wasn't good."

Iam "Apparently, what I'm doing I derivative of a concept in the book "Cashvertisement". I don't remember the name of the author but apparently if you see ads you don't like you can email the owner of the company and tell them how to make the ads better and they give you money or something. I just heard about the book the other day. And just like that this post became an advertisement. I wonder if I predate the concept written about in the book. What effect have I had on the world? Oh God! What have I done!?"

Hym "I feel like we never use the word 'affect'..... We have to be using the word 'effect' wrong sometimes... There's no way we (in all of our writing) have never used the word 'affect'?"

Iam "Did I use it right just now?"

Hym "Google says you used it right...."

Iam "Should.... Should we start googling it every time we use either?"

Hym ".....That sounds like a lot of work..... Shit! This turned into an ad for Google! Quick! Stop referencing things! They haven't given us any money yet!"

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Ggrrrrgggghhh

Vocalized frustration!

Hym "Ggrrrrgggghhh!!! Want... To... Reem... Must... Speculate.... Ggrrrrgggghhh!!!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023

Confronted

You were confronted and you're response was to lie.

She was confronted already and the choice she made was get raped and murdered.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2020

Tina

Yeah! Release Tina! And me! Release both of us!

Hym "Release Tina! And me! Release both of us! And then go scoop up these fuck-ass YouTube freaks so they can play the retribution game."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2025

Strong Independent woman

Obsessed with being better than men to compensate for that fact that they get to use you like the sentient fuck toy you are.

I'm a strong independent woman!

If I don't get to fuck you then you're nothing. You haven't contributed anything to anyone other than a warm place for some useless sack of shit to nut.

by Hym Iam November 22, 2020