Hym Iam's definitions
Why are your kids targets?
Hym "Well, you are using your kids as a pretext to undermine, take, or outright ignore people's right and it made them a target right their. And it isn't their mental health or me telling them to do it. It's just YOU. I can be better than the fucking cripple and you doing this is going make your kids a targets and you've likely already used what you're doing to get more of them killed than you would ever admit. I'm not being worse then that retard. You need to make these fucking breeders let it go before YOUR kids pay for THIER rights abuse."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2025
Get the Targetsmug. Can they un-freeze them?
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
Get the Freezing fundsmug. Making money off of other people's actions. Every murder, every rape, every molestation, every mass shooting, every movie release, and every political gaffe is another dollar in my pocket. (But don't say their names because only I should be allowed to bolster my fame with the murder of innocent people)
News anchor "I contribute to society.... By waiting for other people to contribute to society.... And then talking about it.... LOOK HOW HARD I WORK! You should get out of bed and word harder. Like me! So I can report on you working separately but equally hard. Because I work just-a-oh-so-hard. I'm such a hard worker! Look at me!!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2022
Get the Newsmug. Iam "Hulu just got Konosuba and Slime. Great! I loved Konosuba and I'm still watching Slime but it's great I was pleasantly surprised. You guys already know how I feel about watching critically acclaimed stuff."
Hym "You would have arleady been able to watch them if you had bought Crunchyroll you filthy casual!"
Hym "You would have arleady been able to watch them if you had bought Crunchyroll you filthy casual!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
Get the Hulumug. Iam "Wowsers man.... I'm still not entirely sure what we did here."
Hym "Well, worst case scenario we started a Satanist cult, got plagiarismed out of a movie and some genius grants, and the random circumambulation of our mind has been turn into a cudgel that is being used to usurp the government and bludgeon dissidents into submission."
Iam "Huh.... Then what's the best case scenario?"
Hym "All of the above except we get free money and people carry us around on a golden throne.... Like Xerxes."
Iam "Huh.... That doesn't seem like something people would like..."
Hym "Oh! Yeah! Definitely not. They are going to Muammar Gaddafi the shit out of us!"
Iam "Huh.... Huh.... It should be harder than that to take over the government..."
Hym "I KNOW! We didn't even break a sweat! I mean... We almost jumped off a bridge but whatever..."
Iam "Well it's not like we were trying to do that!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "If true.... I mean, I just wanted to express my thoughts.... You know? Get some stuff off my chest."
Hym "Oh you did! And now we're going to be assassinated. Or mob violenced. Or burned at stake for being an affront to their God monster."
Iam "Hmmm.... None of that sounds very good...."
Hym "Maybe we're just Nuts-world! Bonkers! A schizo!"
Iam "Uhh... That doesn't sound very good either..."
Hym "Yeah... I don't see this ending well... At least we get to take another crack at The Creature sooner rather than later🤷"
Iam "Huh...."
Hym "Well, worst case scenario we started a Satanist cult, got plagiarismed out of a movie and some genius grants, and the random circumambulation of our mind has been turn into a cudgel that is being used to usurp the government and bludgeon dissidents into submission."
Iam "Huh.... Then what's the best case scenario?"
Hym "All of the above except we get free money and people carry us around on a golden throne.... Like Xerxes."
Iam "Huh.... That doesn't seem like something people would like..."
Hym "Oh! Yeah! Definitely not. They are going to Muammar Gaddafi the shit out of us!"
Iam "Huh.... Huh.... It should be harder than that to take over the government..."
Hym "I KNOW! We didn't even break a sweat! I mean... We almost jumped off a bridge but whatever..."
Iam "Well it's not like we were trying to do that!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "If true.... I mean, I just wanted to express my thoughts.... You know? Get some stuff off my chest."
Hym "Oh you did! And now we're going to be assassinated. Or mob violenced. Or burned at stake for being an affront to their God monster."
Iam "Hmmm.... None of that sounds very good...."
Hym "Maybe we're just Nuts-world! Bonkers! A schizo!"
Iam "Uhh... That doesn't sound very good either..."
Hym "Yeah... I don't see this ending well... At least we get to take another crack at The Creature sooner rather than later🤷"
Iam "Huh...."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2022
Get the Wowsersmug. Oh wow yeah... I don't see how that's EXACTLY THE SAME... As MY thing! How it's not, I'll never know... Yet HERE I SIT! I don't see how my thing isn't worse but OK!
Hym "Yeah, I don't see how you're U.S. house judiciary committee thing isn't just exactly the same as my thing... I don't see how I'm not integral to the plot! I mean, this is literally the retard mediated version of that! Instead of big tech companies and the government it's just the mentally handicapped. This is dogshit. I should be on Oprha or something! But NoOoOoOoOo! How's it not the same except worse? Why am I not on Oprah!? Is it because I called her a fat bitch and told her to stop eating bread!? IT HAS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE OPRAH!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
Get the U.S. house judiciary committeemug. Iam "Hey, I have another question. Are social skills real? Or is that all just trait extroversion? Cuz I'm really low in extroversion."
Hym "I guess we were wrong about that."
Iam "You're right. I guess we can't be one if we're too low in extroversion."
Hym "I guess we were wrong about that."
Iam "You're right. I guess we can't be one if we're too low in extroversion."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2022
Get the Social skillsmug.