Uh-oh! UH-OH! RUSSELL! What happened!? Ohohohoho... THAT does not look good! Sounds like there's a rape-kit that coincides with one of the allegations and everything! That is not good. Hilarious too me because I get little-to-no recognition and am not a rapist but HE (on the otherhand) gets quite a bit of public recognition and SEEMS to be a rapist! There's, like, an irony element that makes it kinda humorous to me.
Hym "Ok. Let's jot down the chronology of events right-quick.... So I'm in the sex cult (Where women are almost certainly being brought to a retard who is there explicitly for sexual impropriety) and I have the sneaking suspicion that not only is my online activity being monitored but I'm also being monitored as I move throughout the community. I find that a movie is using my monologue and a DIFFERENT movie is using my punchline. THEN I'm fired from the sex cult. I hang up the cowl and go on with my life. Do some gig-work. Inflation hits. I live in a state of privation for an extended period of time. My car breaks down. THEN I find out people ARE AWARE of me and are likely aware that everything I've said is true. THEN I start seeing a bunch of ME-INSPIRED shows coming out.
Hym "Ok. Let's jot down the chronology of events right-quick.... So I'm in the sex cult (Where women are almost certainly being brought to a retard who is there explicitly for sexual impropriety) and I have the sneaking suspicion that not only is my online activity being monitored but I'm also being monitored as I move throughout the community. I find that a movie is using my monologue and a DIFFERENT movie is using my punchline. THEN I'm fired from the sex cult. I hang up the cowl and go on with my life. Do some gig-work. Inflation hits. I live in a state of privation for an extended period of time. My car breaks down. THEN I find out people ARE AWARE of me and are likely aware that everything I've said is true. THEN I start seeing a bunch of ME-INSPIRED shows coming out.
THEN my content starts getting promulgated by a bunch of different creators without my existence being formally acknowledged. THEN an imiTATE-or unironically acts out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan (cam-girl site and casino) and becomes the most famous person on the planet by saying things I've said in the past and is promoted by the very same people who are actively cannibalizing me (in abstraction). THEN I'm mocked for being the guy who is having all of this taken from him. And ONE OF THE GUYS DOING THE MOCKING! Is an actual rapist (allegedly) and is running around, shoving his dick down 16 year old girls throats and drooling into their mouth-holes! But at least he apologized afterwards. I'm not qualified to talk to Sam Harris. But HE is. That's the world we live in. THIS GUY... Withholding information from me that would not only vindicate me but radically improve the quality of my live... Just so happens to be a rapist (Allegedly). Which would explain why he's not team retard. So... Here we are. We're fully caught up. This was supposed to be about Russell Brand BUT I felt like this would be a good time to recap what we're dealing with here. So, here I sit. Russell has been Me Too'd and I have done nothing wrong ever. I (a NOT rapist) could be hanging out with Chloe Grace Mortez right now! This is all kinds of horseshit!"
by Hym Iam September 18, 2023
In between sobs over his flabby bitch tits "Stop whining and work harder!!!"
Hym "Ohoho! No. I already did more than you."
Hym "Ohoho! No. I already did more than you."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Hym "That is all your family first is right there 👆 Breeder dictatorship. It's literally a male chicken culling machine and there literally aren't even kids to murder for me to give you what you deserve."
by Hym Iam August 09, 2024
So, there's this mathematician right? I saw an add he put out on YouTube. This Asian guy. I can't (for the life of me) remember his name so you'll have to forgive me. But this guy is selling math classes and HE said about HIMSELF what I said about mathematical aptitude (That people who perform mathematics at a high level don't actual DO math. Rather, they've internalized mathematics.) So.... RIGHT AGAIN!!! The only way anyone could ever be more right then me is if they hopped ass first on to a chainsaw, cut themselves in half (vertically), and threw their left half in the dumpster.
Hym "And this mathematician is selling math classes. He said what I said almost word for word. Here the sales pitch: He says 'As someone with a natural aptitude, I've internalized mathematics. But most people aren't like me. They actually have to DO math. So I've crated this coarse to help people learn and do math and so on and so forth' It's great! That guy is great. Like I said, I can't remember his name. I wish I did."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
I told you that if you stole from me I would kill your kids. YOU STOLE AFTER THAT. That mentally retarded freak might as well have brought you kids TO MY APARTMENT... Put a knife in my hand... And stabbed them FOR ME because that IS IN FACT what he did with AI.
Hym "I told you not to steal it and I told you that I don't have to let you do it. The retard thinks he's smart and he's not. He's a retard. He tried to be clever and, now, he either pays or somebody buries a kid. OR! A lot of somebody's bury their kids. I really do not care. I will not create AI for free and work for the rest of my life while a MENTALLY RETARDED CRIPPLE PRETENDS TO BE WHAT I AM. Make him pay or kill him and take his money. Your kids or Elon and Cuckerbeard. That's the choice. There is no third rail. Nobody made you steal from me and I've fixed it on several occasions. Your kids aren't being held hostage. They are being sacrificed by a mentally retarded billionaire."
by Hym Iam June 02, 2025
Jordan Peterson doesn't want people elevating intellect to the highest place because what that means is that Jordan Peterson will NEVER occupy the highest place.
Hym "And his daughter's a slut. And he wants to elevate her. So he need to KEEP INTELLECT... Lower on the conceptual ladder than filthy slut that flew to Romania to fuck a guy pretending to be me and cheat on her husband and then gets her lying charlatan ignoramus of a father to go up on stage and LIE about when marriages are over. I thought you said they should have to work it out and not get divorced? But ALSO... Marriages can be over long before they split up? And when the woman cheats it not because she wanted a fat cock... It's the man's fault. You are actually and actively the worst person I have ever seen. And I've watched women get raped at gunpoint and men get decapitated."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
Hym 😧 "Subverted again... I... I just can't believe it. It's like one massive subversion after the next!"
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023