Hym Iam's definitions
Is why I feel drained. I took some antiseptic mouth wash and it ameliorated my symptoms by 30% overnight.
Hym "And if I could prescribe myself with antibiotics for the tooth infection that spread to my brain I wouldn't feel this way."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
Get the Tooth infection that spread to my brainmug. Hym "If not by how much you contribute to society then by what Matt? How much of a smarmy fucking prick you can be? I'D STILL ME MORE! EVERYTHING I AM IS MORE. Which is why YOU NEED IT TO BE: HOW NICE CAN YOU BE TO RETARDS? Which I doubt you actually are in any measurable capacity. You're shit. Liquid dogshit!!!"
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
Get the Contribute to societymug. No it isn't. Probably not something you want to lie about... Actually, lying about it would violate the premise of the wager... And telling the truth would constitute not accepting the wager and would again, therefore, violate the premise of the wager. The only choice you have is not to answer the question.... Anything else would be like being a clinical psychologist actively participating in the public gaslighting of a schizophrenic...
Hym "Oh, shit! I forgot part of the 'Jesus' thing! I was going to go one to explain: Hell is being Jesus in a world where God exists... Because you're just getting torn apart by vicious monkeys and it's like 'ARGH! Why have you forsaken meeee!!' And God's like '........' and it thinks to itself (Ooo shit I probably shouldn't have gave one of the monkeys cake and not any of the others) 'Oops. Alright. BEEOO-OOP! Alive again. There you go... You're fine right? Yeah... You're fine...' But I digress. Not private."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
Get the Privatemug. The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.
Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."
Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."
Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Which came first the chicken or the eggmug. Hym "There is only one man on the planet who can write music that is both Jazz and Metal... Total Paranoia is not Jazz... But it is Metal..."
Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"
Hym "I don't know what you mean."
Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."
Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷
Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."
Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"
Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."
Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"
Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."
Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."
Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."
Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."
Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"
Hym "I don't know what you mean."
Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."
Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷
Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."
Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"
Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."
Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"
Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."
Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."
Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."
Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Get the Total Paranoiamug. Hym "Yes, Lion. Very good. That's who I was talking about! You're still wrong. Your caricature of me is getting more accurate but it's like the Netflix adaptation of Cowboy Bebop. It would almost be good if it wasn't so bad. And you can tell the writer kind of tried to steer them towards not doing a bad job but they just did not want to listen. Which is not what you're doing to me because I am the correct one and am the writer here."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
Get the Lionmug. Hym "How right I was/am is put on full display every time anyone who is aware of my existence opens their mouth. How am I wrong? About what exactly?"
Iam "Sorry, we're getting some mixed messages over here. Been getting a lot of call-outs lately too. Still only two instances of the picture taking though..."
Hym "No! There was that guy driving behind us the other day. He was either the least subtle texter-and-driver in the history of cellphones or he sat behind us for a full 5 minutes at a stoplight and recorded us."
Iam "Oh yeah... Huh..."
Hym "It's getting old. I'm starting to long for our impending slaughter at the hands of the horde."
Iam "Sorry, we're getting some mixed messages over here. Been getting a lot of call-outs lately too. Still only two instances of the picture taking though..."
Hym "No! There was that guy driving behind us the other day. He was either the least subtle texter-and-driver in the history of cellphones or he sat behind us for a full 5 minutes at a stoplight and recorded us."
Iam "Oh yeah... Huh..."
Hym "It's getting old. I'm starting to long for our impending slaughter at the hands of the horde."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2022
Get the Wrongmug.