And cut it out with the villain shit. You KNOW it's not just villains. Goblin slayer? Blue lock? He even says "I AM HIM!" in the manga and is calling people retards! It's also catching on in the anime community where characters are "him" now. So-and-so 'Is him'. And I'm a Fire Emblem character! A priest who likes to nap and considers himself a theorist.
Hym "Guys you really gotta cut it out with the villain shit. You know it isn't just villains. Alright? Seriously."
Iam "I also think Aggretsuko is based on this. And the first episode of Helluva Boss parrots the 'You don't know that the kids are innocent thing' "
Hym "RIGHT!? EXACTLY! There is a bunch of stuff here spanning the entire moral spectrum. I'm like the woman in 'Don't worry darling' or something..."
Iam "I mean, the Tom Hardy thing kind of seems like us... Right? Where he's both guys? And maybe 'Ballad of Buster Scruggs' It's hard to keep track..."
Hym "The Tom- OH! Right. I'm the gay one... Why am I always the gay one?"
Iam "Wh... Really?"
Hym "What!?"
Iam "I mean... The lady-boy thing and the 'tranny sex' thing and the mushroom thing and the canonically loved by-"
Hym "ALRIGHT! YES! I see the gay now! Jesus Christ! 😮 💨😑 And it's not just the characters I WRITE THE FUCKING DIALOGUE TOO! Full-ass soliloquies! And diatribes! Doesn't it exhaust you? Don't you get tired of trivializing it? You MUST have to work hard at it to ignore all of these details. I can almost see the smoke coming out of your ears as your filthy ape brain as it tries to manufacture an excuse to only attribute the 'bad things' to me. 'It'S hArMfUl!!' Or something. YOU'RE FINE! AND MY MENTAL HEALTH IS FINE! JESUS! But it's not GOING to be fine! I swear to God, if these shorties don't stop flirting with me it won't be fine! Got me bout to throw my whole-ass life away."
Iam "I also think Aggretsuko is based on this. And the first episode of Helluva Boss parrots the 'You don't know that the kids are innocent thing' "
Hym "RIGHT!? EXACTLY! There is a bunch of stuff here spanning the entire moral spectrum. I'm like the woman in 'Don't worry darling' or something..."
Iam "I mean, the Tom Hardy thing kind of seems like us... Right? Where he's both guys? And maybe 'Ballad of Buster Scruggs' It's hard to keep track..."
Hym "The Tom- OH! Right. I'm the gay one... Why am I always the gay one?"
Iam "Wh... Really?"
Hym "What!?"
Iam "I mean... The lady-boy thing and the 'tranny sex' thing and the mushroom thing and the canonically loved by-"
Hym "ALRIGHT! YES! I see the gay now! Jesus Christ! 😮 💨😑 And it's not just the characters I WRITE THE FUCKING DIALOGUE TOO! Full-ass soliloquies! And diatribes! Doesn't it exhaust you? Don't you get tired of trivializing it? You MUST have to work hard at it to ignore all of these details. I can almost see the smoke coming out of your ears as your filthy ape brain as it tries to manufacture an excuse to only attribute the 'bad things' to me. 'It'S hArMfUl!!' Or something. YOU'RE FINE! AND MY MENTAL HEALTH IS FINE! JESUS! But it's not GOING to be fine! I swear to God, if these shorties don't stop flirting with me it won't be fine! Got me bout to throw my whole-ass life away."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2023
Get the Villainmug. Cain "Hey, Abel! You're not going to believe this shit! I just got done talking to God."
Abel "Oh? What about?"
Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"
Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"
Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"
Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."
Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"
Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"
Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!
Cain "...... Abel?......"
Abel "Oh? What about?"
Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"
Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"
Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"
Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."
Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"
Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"
Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!
Cain "...... Abel?......"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2022
Get the Abelmug. Hey, remember how I made a 14th amendment argument for my thing? Roe vs Wade is predicated on the 14th amendment! What happened to your 'rights' shit-head? My thing was happening before yoiur thing wasn't it? And youuuuu... What? Didn't give a shit. That's what. You didn't give a shit. Remember? 'You wouldn't care if it was me' Remember when I said that? Situations like this are what that statement applies to. You get it. So I guess... Shit em out or keep em closed then, huh? You sure showed me.
Hym "Yeah, the 14th amendment is dope. If only people gave a shit about it as much as I do! But they don't. Which is why Roe vs Wade gone! The shit-libs only care when it's them and the zealots think that there are more important things than 'rights.' Like, for example, doing what their incest God wants. So... Yeah, told you so. When you undermine the thing upon which your rights are predicated you kind of undermine your rights and make it easy for charlatans and zealots to take them away. And now neither of us have them. And why? Because you're like the gazorpazorp female dictatorship. 'Ok. Fine. I was going to crush you with a boulder. I just didn't want to admit you were right!' So... You know... There you go! Enjoy that. You're going to lose the next election too and they're using my rhetoric to galvanize their base so... Remember who you lost to... It's me. I'm better. You are worse. Enjoy equality. We're equal now! Hurray equality! I didn't have 14th amendment right and now you don't either! Wooooooo equality!!!"
by Hym Iam July 06, 2024
Get the 14th Amendmentmug. You're doing it for and as revenge, cripple. You don't like what I said so you're trying to get revenge.
Hym "It isn't whatever name you've attributed to me. It isn't fighting extinctionists. You want revenge and you want contrition buy I'm just going to murder a kid and kill myself. So die retard. You deserve none of the things you have and your kids deserve to get raped and die. Die cripple."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
Get the Extinctionistmug. I heard Homelander is going to be one of the DLC characters! It's going to be dope! Please be a playable character instead of a kameo 🤞😖🤞AND SAY THE LINE! "NOT RHETORICAL" Yeah. That'll be dope.
Hym "If Mk1 has Homelander in it as a playable character Netherrealms has GUARANTEED THEMSELVES $100. I will by the season pass and I WILL be a Homelander main because... Yeah, I know they're insulting me but I don't see how he's not the best one. But yeah, Mk1. Buy it. Don't play Homelander. I'm Homelander. You all just pick other characters. Alright? Alright.
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
Get the Mk1mug. Really? Using a voice that kind of sounds like Scarlett Johansson is "Exploitation" but stealing the actual method you used to make it work the way it works now... Not even work mentioning? Get the fuck out of here you garbage.
Hym "OH NO! Sam Altman STOLE someone's voice!? He's exploiting women guys! Who would DO such a thing!? I mean.... The guy who stole the A.I. ITSELF would probably do it... But we're pretending that didn't happen... So SHHHHHHH!"
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
Get the Exploiting womenmug. Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡
Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 07, 2024
Get the Hurt a jew, we sue youmug.