Hym Iam's definitions

10 years

Some guy said that that's how long inflation is going to last.

Hym "Which is unacceptable. We're going to have to sit through 10 years of abject misery ALL BECAUSE you dumb motherfuckers are too stupid to just fucking murder them. Consumer good up by 225% or more now. Fucking worthless. You need to stab and stab until they get the picture. You have no fucking integrity. No pride. It's fucking pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic. You don't understand the economy? That's fine. Someone does. We got enough of them running around. What is causing the inflation. Stop doing it or die. You need to stop letting the retarded gomers lie straight to your face."

by Hym Iam February 17, 2024

Fit in

I'm better than you. Literally.

Hym "To fit in I would have to be worse... So... No."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

Intensity

OoOoOoOoOo so intense

Iam “You know, what was so cool about the ‘NOT RHETORICAL!’ line was that when I wrote it I envisioned more of a Michael Shannon ‘FIND HIM!!!’ kind of explosive rage moment. That wouldn’t have really fit the tone of the scene or the character (as he’s been portrayed) but it was so good because he was able to maintain the intensity of the line. So, yeah, not what I envisioned but I was still really happy with it. That was awesome. I loved it”

Hym “And, Jesus Christ, how is that not a gif yet!? Un-fucking-believable! This website is ass!”

by Hym Iam September 21, 2022

702

Again, surveillance is not something law enforcement shares with random assholes in the community and doing so opens up the door for people to take the law into their own hands. Additionally, the lack of transparency (in the event that someone DID try to take the law into their own hands) makes it so that the fact that you had actively gotten me killed would likely get swept under the rug. Even if it is being done by law enforcement, sharing the information with the public gives the public license to presuppose my guilt in the absence of a trail which is A VIOLATION OF MY 4TH AMENDMENT RIGHTS. And it isn't a matter of safety vs liberty. It's the DELUSION that this makes your kids safe vs MY SAFETY and MY LIBERTY. And if have PROVEN that it us a DELUSION be creating a situation in which I no longer even need to be alive to harm your kids. Your position is entirely aesthetic. You are doing nothing more than trying to make it LOOK like you are in control of me... To the public... So that they feel better about the FACT that if I don't want your kid to be safe... It isn't. I'm being martyred on the altar of you child safety anxiety. If law enforcement is involved in any way, shape, or form... Then this is the government allowing my rights to be violated and my property to be stolen so a company doesn't have to get sued for allowing their employees to single out one of their co workers for harassment. In the name of ✌️✊️✌️child safety✌️✊️✌️.

Hym "And between 9 and 15 years isn't 'Doing your job quickly and efficiently.' So, who pays the price for Suchir Balaji? Where were you on that one Jordan? Is that what telling the truth gets you? You tell the truth. everyone else lies because they don't like who the truth benefits. Suchir Balaji dies a death of despair. We pretend this keeps your kids safe even though we all know that the second I slice one of those little motheefucker's throats we are all just going to pretend we didn't know exactly what we had to do to prevent it. This is embarrassing for you. 702."

by Hym Iam December 25, 2024

Feinting Ignorance

What you're doing... AND what I'M doing! GET IT!? It's a play on words! By shifting the context of the word IGNORANCE I make it so that I'M doing the same thing YOU'RE doing! Did you get it? Remember when I said that? Did you get it? Before I explained it, I mean.

Hym "Right. So, feinting ignorance is where you act as though you are unaware of information of which you are fully aware. But forms of bigotry such as sexism and racism and ablism are ALSO considered ignorance. So you could say that we are BOTH feinting ignorance, right? It's funny. Now, I now you're thinking 'You aren't really doing that! You're just saying to get away with it. You're ignorance is real.' And to that I say: YOU DON'T CARE! You don't give a single fuck about it. You just don't like the things I've said. AND I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU! You aren't an authority to which I can be held accountable. You're likely some piss-ant parent who's butt-hurt I said I don't care about you kids. Or are someone who doesn't like the idea of me not being worse than you. But it's funny right? Now that I explained it. It's kind of funny.... I'm one of the greatest comedy writers of all time, by the way. So... Yeah. That is all."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2023

Title

The word used to describe a "Tit" that is "little". A little tit.

Hym "And what the actual fuck is the deal with people harping on the title of your book? It's a stupid question. 'Why did you call your book "A panacea to debauchery" (and, yes, I know that's not the most accurate synonym for the actual title)?' And it's like 'Why is that something you have such an issue with? Are you rooting for the debauchery? Is that not something that needs to be brought under control from time to time?' I mean... You know me, I'm not necessarily averse to debauchery but at least I admit it. I mean, it was 3-4 separate interviews where you were asked something along those lines. It's just weird."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2022

Drug freedom people

Want for others what they want for themselves.

Hym "The drug freedom people want there to be a safety net for everyone... You want the opposite of that... You want people to LITERALLY control people's state of mind in every direction EXCEPT DOWN. Full of shit Douglarse. Bad!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024