L. Ron Hubbard

Oh shit so he sees it too! Or SAW it. I'm not going to say it's alien but, yeah, no totally. Psychic prison made of retards.
Hym "Yeah, no, is THAT L. Ron Hubbard was all about? Oooooooooooh... Yeah, yeah, I get it. He's right! Not about the 'I need to give all of my resources to L. Ron charlatans' kimd of way but the psychic retard prison kind of way. Yeah, my thetan level is clearly the highest. I have the most energy! Ok. So that explains a lot. I guess Scientology isn't completely full of shit.... Hmmm..."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
mugGet the L. Ron Hubbardmug.
Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 04, 2023
mugGet the Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never foughtmug.

Controlling other men

What you really care about.
Hym "That's it. Controlling other men or (if you're on a the liberal end) position putting women in a position to control other men. The controlled want nothing more than for other men to be controlled with them. Their worldview is entirely antithetical to freedom. And it's an incest cult."
by Hym Iam September 09, 2025
mugGet the Controlling other menmug.

Listening

I do not need to listen to you stupid fat bald piece of shit and I'm not going to. You should be listening to me and doing what I want. You want to stand on Gulliver's head and talk down to him as though he is not a giant.
Hym "I'm not listening to anyone until I get the entirety of the money and the entirety of the credit. And even then I'm STILL not listening to you because you slowed down the remediation of my situation so you could power trip me into listening to a fat bald piece of shit who is both wrong and less intelligent than myself. If you had taken your own advice... You would not be burying Mikayla Raines. You would not be burying your kids in Uvalde. You would not be burying your Senators. You are the one who should be listening to me. And you are the ones who should be doing what I want. And then when you're done you go back to your lives and do whatever the fuck it is you do in life."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
mugGet the Listeningmug.

Punishment

No pushiment will satisfy the parents and it serves no purpose other than for bystanders to get their sadistic jollies off and maintain their delusion that they couldn't have done otherwise.
Hym "No punishment will undo whatever I choose to do in response to this but if I am remembered for one thing I will be for giving you the opportunity to prevent it."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
mugGet the Punishmentmug.

AT&T outage

My phone service didn't go out... I have AT&T... Did everyone else's phone service go out? You know me, I'm on the 4g 24/7 you'd think I'd notice my service being out...
Hym "Yeah, no I got a message from AT&T about the AT&T outage but my service never went out... Weird."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
mugGet the AT&T outagemug.

Respect

I mean, she's the first champion of the women's bantamweight divison of the ufc and you weren weren't the champion of shit Matt Brown.
Hym "How about a little respect? Where is the humility in that statement you just made? The need to change your nickname to 'TheNotChampion.' Now, I fucking hate humility. But if you value that then you should be that."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
mugGet the Respectmug.