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Hym “Yes, more yes-men and tomato-cans. That’ll be fun to watch. Hey what happened to the beetejuice rule? Where if I say something insulting 3 times you have to confront me? Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. There you go. And day now. Try and hurry up yeah, we’ll test your theory that I can’t do this in person.”
by Hym Iam November 7, 2022
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Idiot “You see, you have to shut up because blah blah blah.”
Hym “Do you have to shut up?”
Idiot “Well, I...”
Hym “Yeah, see, no. That’s exactly why I’m not going to shut up. You have granted yourself the right to insult every aspect of my being. Nothing is off limits. Now, I have afforded myself the same right. Congratulations. You will now experience equality. Following this you will experience inferiority. So no, I’m not going to shut up.”
Hym “Do you have to shut up?”
Idiot “Well, I...”
Hym “Yeah, see, no. That’s exactly why I’m not going to shut up. You have granted yourself the right to insult every aspect of my being. Nothing is off limits. Now, I have afforded myself the same right. Congratulations. You will now experience equality. Following this you will experience inferiority. So no, I’m not going to shut up.”
by Hym Iam November 8, 2022
Get the Shut up mug.The idea that the Bible has multiple authors is not something I learned from Jordan Peterson but, rather, Morgue.
Hym “The funniest part about this is watching you turn into a self-serving, self-important narcissist. It’s hilarious. You’ll take the undue credit and claim to be what this is based on but it is based everything I have ever encountered. You are one of many and (In my opinion) the most arrogant and contemptible. You are you and I am Hym. You couldn’t do what I did if you tried and the funniest part is that I was just winging it. So, there are no ‘authors’. I wrote down ideas that I had internalized in addition to ideas of my own. You’re conflating the two. In every instance where the ideas of others are replaced with mine, mine come out on top. By every metric. Whether it’s ratings, revenue, or the standard for creative achievement (subsequent texts being based on the source). This is what competence looks like. Behold. Is I blinding? Can you see? Or must you shield your eye from the radiant light that is the very essence of my being?.”
by Hym Iam November 8, 2022
Get the Authors mug.Hym “Whatever you’ve deluded yourself into believing this is about aside, what it’s really about is submission. It’s about you having control over what you do to me regardless of when or not it violates my rights. What I want is irrelevant. I think you’ve been watching the boys too much. And I would rather live in hell than in a falsehood of an idiots creation. The game is over. You’re going to pick your price an pay it. That’s your only move. Mate in one.”
by Hym Iam November 8, 2022
Get the Submission mug.Hym “Yes, but, only because I’m not a woman. Literally. Instead what will happen is that, because I am a literal genius, I will be wielded against the world. By people against their enemies. For the purpose of their own aggrandizement.”
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by Hym Iam November 9, 2022
Get the Woman mug.Son of a bitch! It’s spelled with a “G”? Mother.... Goddamnit Todd! You know, I spelled it right last time. Damnit!
Hym “Well shit... but I have spelled gerrymandering correctly in the past! Ok!? And I’m pretty sure there is a guitar playing term called jerrymandering. Anywho, you notice that the guy president of Hungary looks like a bloated version of that guy from NCIS? You see it? Look at his face! It’s fat NCIS guy! Hilarious!”
by Hym Iam November 9, 2022
Get the Gerrymandering mug.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA! He said this! He said he was that! He banned people immediately! For doing the thing that he is an absolutist about! HA! That’s hilarious! That’s a hilarious thing to do! That’s sounds like something I would do! And I’m evil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You hear the Prophet Lord Dr. Professor Jordan Beatrice Peterson (leave be upon him) say that he wants to collude with the government officials he knows personally to create an online facsimile of hell for people who do don’t keep their speech within the confines of his conceptualization of “acceptable discourse”!? I guess the red skull guy was right about him being the type of guy who would collude with the government to silence dissidents, huh? That is wild! That is wild my guy! Look at these sorry sacks of shit!
Elon Musk “I’m a free speech absolutist!”
Elon Musk “And I’m Elon Musk! I gave my child a retarded name because I’m a solipsistic who things I’m living in a simulation created explicitly for me! Nothing I do matters because nothing is real (except me)! I like to fuck people’s wives on a bed of my fathers emeralds! Like that scene from the Pierce Brosnen (Bronson? Bronsen?) James Bond movie where he does that... except with emeralds instead of diamonds!”
Elon Musk “Shit, hey, I’m Elon Musk too! Look at me!”
Elon Musk “Parody” “Hey, I’m following the rules! Oh? I’m banned anyways? Aw, that’s no fun. The freeze peach isn’t very absolute here.”
Elon Musk “And I’m Elon Musk! I gave my child a retarded name because I’m a solipsistic who things I’m living in a simulation created explicitly for me! Nothing I do matters because nothing is real (except me)! I like to fuck people’s wives on a bed of my fathers emeralds! Like that scene from the Pierce Brosnen (Bronson? Bronsen?) James Bond movie where he does that... except with emeralds instead of diamonds!”
Elon Musk “Shit, hey, I’m Elon Musk too! Look at me!”
Elon Musk “Parody” “Hey, I’m following the rules! Oh? I’m banned anyways? Aw, that’s no fun. The freeze peach isn’t very absolute here.”
by Hym Iam November 9, 2022
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