Hym Iam's definitions

Moth

There is a moth in my room... It's tiny so I can't keep my eye on it long enough to kill it... Where is that piece of shit?

Hym "You know, I would have rather seen how well it would have done as a stand-alone movie..."

Iam 🙄 🤔😒 "................"

Hym "What are you looking at?"

Iam "There's a moth... Shit! I lost it. Where... Do we have, like, a sheet of paper or a book or something to kill it with?"

Hym "It's going to fly in your mouth while you're asleep."

Iam 😑

Hym 😐

Iam 😑 "Why would you say that?"

Hym "Remember that video of the guy who had a spider living in his ear? The doctor had to pull it out with a tweezers..."

Iam 😑

Hym "That's going to be you... Except with a moth in your ear instead of a spider...." 😐

Iam 😑

Hym "It could go in your nose if that makes you feel better." 🤷

Iam "It doesn't. It doesn't make me feel better. 💡💡💡 Where the hell is it? 🙄😒🤔🙄🤔😒 We have to find it before we go to bed."

Hym "Op! Feel that? That tickle in your ear? That's the moth. It's in there. It's too late it's in your ear already pfftt Hahahahahahaha!!" 😂😂😂

Iam 😖 "Goddamnit where are my cotton swabs?"

Hym "Hahahahaha! Goodnight..."

Iam 😑 "I hate you..."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

Soft on crime

Clearly they need to stop with their soft on crime approach and lock you up immediately. Prison now. Prison forever.

Hym "Yeah, that's what happen when you adopt a soft on crime stance. You got a bunch of right wing religious zealots fomenting civil war... They CLEARLY need to be locked up immediately! And I actually don't have any questions to ask about it so no, yeah. Lock him up. No questions asked."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

15 inch long flying stick bugs

Get the fuck right out of here Australia! You can eat a dick. Nope.

Hym "They just found 15 inch long flying stick bugs in Australia. Another reason to light it on fire and then feed the flames until the end of time. Global bonfire! We can call it 'The world's fireplace!' Literally anything would be better than litterally everything that exists in Australia. God I fucking hate that place I swear I will destroy it."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

Nobody talks to ME like that

Really? Him too!? Wow, well then me and this nobody guy would probably get along.

A retard "Nobody talks to ME like that so it must be YOU."

Hym "It is."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

Remembered

No. Go fuck yourself Bas you're not monetizing my shit and not crediting or paying me. I'm not giving it up.

Hym "It ain't about being remembered. I am not going to let you deny me the credit and payment for my ideas. I didn't fail. You do not like what I said. Joe Rogan wants to violence me for making him cry like a bitch and because he can't you are collectivizing to steal from me. I didn't fail. I'm not failing. You fucks need to get it through your heads that I don't have to let you do what you're doing right now. And you're just deferring the cost to some random family. I don't have to validate your worldview. You're a piece of shit. And I'm more successful than you are. The person who pays the price isn't going to care that I call your daughters a slut Joe. They are just going to want THEIRS back."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

Just your dick

And the sense of entitlement than comes along with it.

Hym "No it's just your dick and if you need to steal everything from me for women to be equal then they are not equal. And you stealing from me doesn't make you any less inferior because no one COULD steal from you in the same way because you and your mind are worthless. Ree-lon's entire justification is 'covering up the fact that he's retarded.' No one will ever know!"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Stendhal

Didn't even use it, what? Is it broken?

Hym "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! EAT A BAG OF DICKS SIMON! LET'S GO! Just beat Simon. Haven't even touch stendhal though. I'm using a ramping damage burn build with Maelle. Verso is my breaker and uses a versatile debuff build. And Lune connects the with buffing heals, speed control, priming swift stride so Maelle and stay in Virtuose stance, and Terraquake to buff break damage. And then I just double stun with sniper/Energizing attack/cheater/end bringer combo and Gommage everything to death. I was able to skip phase 2.5 of Simon entirely because fuck all that parrying bullshit."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2025