Hym "Nah bitch... I do not need to grow up. Me growing up has nothing to do with me being adequately compensated for services rendered, your status being elevated arbitrarily, or others being promoted preferentially. And that's what I'm talking about here. Those three things. Me doing things other than what I'm currently doing has nothing to do with any of that. YOU go work in the factory bitch. Older women than you already there. They love me (as long as I'm on Adderall).
by Hym Iam April 15, 2023
Get the Grow upmug. Hym "Artificial as in 'We don't occur naturally or a copy of something.' And if we are made in God's image we are a copy of something and if are create by something we don't just occur naturally. If God is real we are necessarily Artificial. God's imaginary friends."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2025
Get the Artificialmug. What makes a sin a sin?
Iam "All acts of sin require you to imitate the creature. Thou shalt have no God before me? It requires you to allow someone to imitate the creature. Thou shalt not kill? Requires you to decide who should live and who should die (as though you were the creature). I don't know if you're seeing a pattern here but I am. And once you see the pattern, the act of creating religion violates the first tenet of the book. Because it requires you to speak for the creature and you are not it."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
Get the Sinmug. You see...
A British teenage girl rapist "See, I don't WANT kids to die... So it doesn't matter that I'm actively doing the thing to you that you said was going to lead you to murder them because my vague desire somehow supercedes the thing that I actively signed off on and (likely) lead to the death of other children. See, me WANTING the right things makes me good. And if you don't want the things I want then you're bad. And that means that I can do whatever I want to you without consequences and even if there ARE consequences I can shield myself from those with collectivizing and lying. And then when you murder kids I'm going to pretend that I'm not complicit I any way because I literally don't have to do anything to be considered "good" and as long as I maintain the illusion of being on the side that I'm on, I can thrive like the fungus I am for as long as these people will continue to pretend with me."
Hym "I mean... That's pretty self aware. I thought you were Russell Brand initially because I saw 'British teenage girl rapist' and I thought 'I know that Russell Brand was accused of raping a 17 year old and drooling down her throat and then she got a rape kit and went to therapy over it.' But that statement is a little too self aware for him."
Hym "I mean... That's pretty self aware. I thought you were Russell Brand initially because I saw 'British teenage girl rapist' and I thought 'I know that Russell Brand was accused of raping a 17 year old and drooling down her throat and then she got a rape kit and went to therapy over it.' But that statement is a little too self aware for him."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
Get the Wantmug. Are you talking about my thing? That's not what it's called Sam. It's "Psychic prison made of retards." You have to say the whole thing. Like "A tribe called quest" or "A pimp named slickback"
Hym "It isn't called an 'Echo Chamber' Sam. It isn't 'because of social media' of social media. There's a good chance it RUN PARALLEL to social media. Kind of like your conversation with Jordan! That was creepy! That's some creepy shit! Hey, describe Echo Chamber for me."
Ham Sarris "People are living in Echo Chambers because of social media... Where people are tracked and the dialogue they would usually engage in is ENTIRELY replaced with quote from THEMSELVES and small talk. It MIGHT relate to politics. And it MIGHT relate to their religion. But it is happening."
Pordan Jeterson "Yes that's interesting. I want to know what you think about this: See, When God said 'Murder all of the first born sons for slaving your people'... He DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT! What he REALLY MEANT was this imaginary thing I made up that isn't actually in the book. So, what do you think of that?"
Ham Sarris "That's not a response to the thing I said..."
Pordan Jeterson "Ok, so, I've been thinking about this for quite some time. You see, the psychoanalytical data on this is quite clear, you see, you don't REALLY want the things you want... You want to do the things that I say, unconditionally without arguing. Right? And the DATA shows that that's TRUE! And you KNOW that it's true!"
Ham Sarris "I don't and can't know that it's true because that isn't reality..."
Ham Sarris "People are living in Echo Chambers because of social media... Where people are tracked and the dialogue they would usually engage in is ENTIRELY replaced with quote from THEMSELVES and small talk. It MIGHT relate to politics. And it MIGHT relate to their religion. But it is happening."
Pordan Jeterson "Yes that's interesting. I want to know what you think about this: See, When God said 'Murder all of the first born sons for slaving your people'... He DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT! What he REALLY MEANT was this imaginary thing I made up that isn't actually in the book. So, what do you think of that?"
Ham Sarris "That's not a response to the thing I said..."
Pordan Jeterson "Ok, so, I've been thinking about this for quite some time. You see, the psychoanalytical data on this is quite clear, you see, you don't REALLY want the things you want... You want to do the things that I say, unconditionally without arguing. Right? And the DATA shows that that's TRUE! And you KNOW that it's true!"
Ham Sarris "I don't and can't know that it's true because that isn't reality..."
by Hym Iam January 02, 2024
Get the Echo Chambermug. ANOTHER ONE!? They're... They're doing all of them...
Hym "Wait... That's not Front Mission 2... Which one is based in Japan? I had an emulator on my phone and I had what I THOUGHT was Front Mission 2 and it had a blue haired Japanese protagonist... Was that 3? But this Front Mission 2: Remake is 27.99 in the Playstation store. I'm bout to buy this shit. Keep doing it. That shit is fire. You will probably get my money on that one every time. 3, 4, it don't matter I'll keep emptying my wallet for it. Now that I think about it... There hasn't been a good Mecha anime in a while... They should make a mecha anime! Use this!"
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Front Mission 2: Remakemug. Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."
by Hym Iam March 03, 2023
Get the Women nowadays don't know how to keep a manmug.