Definitions by Hym Iam
Heroes and villains
Russell that's a prescription for deontology.
Hym "And you're not a deontologist. Heroes and villains are clearly a factor to you. You have a thousand videos about surveillance amd governmental overreach but when it's happening to a villain you have nothing to say. So are you talking about ME SPECIFICALLY? I (specifically) shouldn't have to know who the heroes and the villains are because if you can get me to agree to principles at the level of the deontological, what? What happens then Russell?"
Heroes and villains by Hym Iam March 23, 2025
Johan
Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"
You're not Elon
You're not Elon by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
Moral Authority
Hym "MORAL AUTHORITY!? AHAHAHA! Well, if the highest moral authority on the planet is a mental retard we are in big trouble folks! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT IS EVEN THE BASIS OF HIS MORAL AUTHORITY? 'Um... Uh.. You see, my cripple HIPAA paperwork says I'm not a retard so um... Actually, it says I'm an extra special guy? So, actually, not a retard. I may have a mental retardation... And I may have bought my way into all of my positions... But-' EEEEEHHHHH! WRONG! YOU ARE A RETARD ELON! YOU RUN A SPACESHIP COMPANY AND THINK THE SUN IS MADE OF FIRE! RETARD! THAT'S WHAT A RETARD IS! DEFINITIONALLY RETARD. NO MORAL AUTHORITY FOR RETARDS!"
Moral Authority by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
Rexplode's Last Stand
Hym "I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! REXPLODE'S LAST STAND! OH MY GOD! IT'S TOO SOON! I thought he would be around until the Annihilatrix guys showed up! TRAGIC! And he legit kills a Mark! The power scaling on that is insane! I didn't know he could 'force a draw' there! Glorious!"
Rexplode's Last Stand by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
852 Hz
OH MY GOD! Is THAT what not having an inner world is like!? Holy shit! That make it way harder to generate my internal monologue!
Hym 🤢 "BAH! THAT IS- WOW! That sound at 852 Hz is INSANE! MAN! I do not like that at all! *shivers* Ugh! Now I feel bad for Sam Harris. That is trash!"
Cloudflare
Hym "Unless the AI scraper bot uses the tactics employed by quantum computers to circumvent the maze. A MAZE is actually the example they used in the demonstration I saw explaining the difference between a quantum computer and a regular computer. And for those of you who aren't aware of this: A REGULAR COMPUTER (in the context of a maze)... Will take one singular path to it's logical conclusion and then restart from the beginning of the maze. A QUANTUM COMPUTER... Will explore all possible paths at the same time. And AI can already calculate faster than a quantum computer and QUANTUM AI will be able to do it even faster than that. So, nice try Cloudflare... But if they think of the thing I just thought of (which is unlikely because I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived) OR... IF THEY READ THIS.... (Or if the AI reads this)... They should be able to circumvent or navigate your little maze with ease. AI-KUN! FORM OF: QUANTUM COMPUTER!!! Nice try though. It's cute. Still just a pile of sandbags in the face of a rising tide though..."
Cloudflare by Hym Iam March 22, 2025