Hym Iam's definitions

Investigation

It isn't a investigation.

Hym "You wouldn't be sharing the information you gathered in an investigation with random people throughout the state or the coworkers of the person you're investigating or the internet friends of the people you're investigating. You are clearly trying to reframe a crime that is happening to me as a necessary part of law enforcement except it hasn't stopped me from committing a crime or buying a weapon or from getting within arms reach of one of the kids I'm inevitably going to stab. What this is intended to do is already happening. It is stealing my success away from me and forcing me to be a wage slave like the rest of these assholes. Provoking violence in the hopes that you assholes can use the graves of the martyrs I create as a soapbox to push the policies for which you advocate. And if this is the kind of shit you are doing you and your kids need to be more than 'threatened.' More than just threats need to happen to you. You are so far gone that ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN SEEN YOU needs to be purged from existence. It's unconstitutional. It's a violation of my rights. It's a crime."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2024

Knowing better than God

It doesn't take much.

Hym "YET, still, here I am. My rights still being violated. My head still failing to drain the fluid through my lymphatic system. My bank account, empty. As my life's work has been stolen by billionaires. Waiting (patiently) for the warm glow of liberal morality to touch my life. And, while I wait, Palestinians die because you just NEED to take a hard line on Anti-Semitism. Our freedom of speech infringed upon because you need a nebulous subcategory of speech to which our rights do not apply and thus, the Anti-Semitism law. If you can do it, they can do it, so they did it and now our rights are diminished and it's entirely your fault. So, knowing better than God doesn't really amount to much."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2024

Fetish

Nonono bitch, the neurologist I called retarded the other day says that fetishes are linked to disgust.

Hym "So, no, the fetish is not justification for anything. Nice try though."

by Hym Iam April 15, 2023

Front Mission 1st

YOOOOOOO! WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM!? THEY MADE A REMAKE FOR PS4/5!?

Hym "LET'S GOOOOOOO! FRONT MISSION 1ST! IT'S FINALLY HERE! A FRONT MISSION GAME FOR THE NEXT GEN! THE NEED TO REMAKE ALL OF THEM! THEY NEED TO COME OUT WITH A NEW ONE! OH MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! For years, to play a front mission game, you have needed to either buy a ps2 and find a copy of the game somewhere or download an emulate... But now... After years... They finally added a remake of Front mission 1st! This was necessary. This IS necessary. More of this needs to happen. We need a remake of 4. And then they need to come out with 5. Somebody needs to buy the rights to this game and make it happen."

by Hym Iam May 6, 2024

Shut it down

Shut it all down.

Hym "Ones? One. The correct one. These freaks need to understand that 45% approval means half of the voting democrats (which is 25% of the country) and half of the voting republicans (another 25%) means that only 1/8 of the country is happy with the democrats and 1/8 of the country is happy with the republicans. Meaning these idiot just do not have the numbers to be zealous about anything. So shut it down. Double time. Shut it all down."

by Hym Iam September 17, 2025

Go Woke

You better not me talking about ME going woke!

Hym "I didn't 'Go Woke!' You motherfuckers went woke! You're canceling the tranny and by extension fucking with my beer of choice. You tried to hoist me on my own petard because you thought you were clever. Meatball Ron is over there banning a show the might be a subsidiarity element of my thing. You went FULL woke overnight on Oct 8th. I'm not the fucking woke one here. You politics idiot have literally 1 move. Uno reverse all the way. You're just doing now the shit THEY were doing UP UNTIL now. My consistency is unparalleled. You want and are trying to leverage my situation to get me to do Jordan's work-salesmen nonsense. And the situation itself is wrong (on it's face) under the auspices of your purported 'values.' You fucking charlatans. Each and every one of you."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

Apologize

I wouldn't even know to whom I should be apologizing nor for what I should be apologizing.

Hym "I'm sorry for openly stating that I totally see why people want and/or seek out to kill you and/or your kids (in the context of my experiences with people who are not me). I'm sorry that you are not an authority to which I can be held accountable. I'm sorry that your behavior is not the direct result of my behavior. To believe that YOUR BEHAVIOR... Is the result of my behavior... Is to insinuate that I somehow both control your behavior... And did it wrong in such an egregious fashion... That I now need to cede authority over my own behavior... To you... Indefinitely... And, in contradictory fashion, I also DON'T control your behavior... Because I cannot and should not be able to stop you from behaving as you are now... Nor am I justified in seeking to affect your behavior... Because I'm only allow to control your behavior by doing things you don't like and then allowing you to use your behavior as social punishment... But I'm NOT ALLOWED to control your behavior by telling you what you can or cannot do... And I'm going to apologize one last time... Because... If you believe anything even VAGUELY ANALOGOUS to what I just said... You... ARE IN FACT... AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD! That is a Schrodinger's box-esque narcissistic delusion where I am both in control of how you behave and not in control of how you behave."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2023