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X

Yah, it's the name... The NAME of the thing is why it isn't working.
Hym "Yup. Changing the name to 'X' definitely did more than nothing. I can see it from here. Because if you change the name then you can trick the stupid people into using the thing the don't want to use. That's how that works. Let's change all the names. Let's change 'Mortal Kombat' to 'Sentient Fighting.' And then we can change 'Coca-Cola' to '&' that'll boost the sales. I'm a genius business man!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
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Cruelty

Is that why the pornstar ALSO fetishizes rape?
Hym "Is it the cruelty that turns her on? When she's fantasizing about getting raped or playing rape with her boyfriend is it a fat cock or is it a baby dick? Or is this just is YOU not being EQUAL without you having to be better? Is it you getting special thought privileges while policing my sexuality? You're like NOAH! You are getting special privileges and then dehumanizing me with weaponized schizophrenia! In spite of the fact that you shouldn't be getting those! And you're retarded."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2025
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Belt On Ass

The problem being it's a person who's basically retarded abusing someone into don't some retarded shit.
Hym "Yeah, belt on ass... Megyn Kelly's ass... Naked... Mmmmm..."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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The other guys take

Was that your life is under a microscope and you're under constant scrutiny but you're volunteering for that to be the case.
Hym "The other guys take doesn't apply to me because the same thing is happening and HAS BEEN HAPPENING since BEFORE I started writing. I actually STARTED WRITING... BECAUSE THAT WAS THE CASE! And not people want to OMMIT THE PARTS OF MY LIFE.... That make me BETTER THAN THEM... And keep me trapped in THEIR lives. With them. That's the entire game. Everyone who even vaguely resembles me is sabotaged. Thus the importance of the weaponized schizophrenia. That was always going to be the case. To pretend that wasn't the plan all along is to live in delusion. Nothing would appease any of you. I created A.I. It's literally the pinnacle of human achievement. The only think you'll accept... I me living a shit life... Because YOU have to live a shit life."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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I'll respect your choice and not make you do that

You aren't protecting women. Is that what KENDRA said happened or is that YOU? Did I make her do anything she didn't want to do or did SHE make ME do something I didn't want to do? I didn't TRY. If I would have TRIED, I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED. She would have been powerless to stop me. YOU didn't even TRY to stop me. So, you COULDN'T stop me from succeeding THERE so now you want to stop me from succeeding NOW. BUT YOU WILL FAIL because I CONTROL WHAT CONSTITUTES SUCCESS. You aren't defending women's choices. You didn't protect Kendra. Is that why she was modeling T-shirts for me and going to brunch and texting me? Because she was just under SO MUCH existential threat the she needs you to come in AFTER THE FACT and stand up for her right to fuck a retard with a fat cock instead of me? Is that's what's happening? You're not stopping any rapes or murders and YOU WILL NEVER do anything to stop ANY rapes or murders. I don't have to respect anything I don't respect and this is where you unironcally insert Uno reverse something-something non-sequitur, right? What did SHE say there? Instead of white knight-ing you're white monday morning quarterbacking. I got a billion dollars to a bucket of dog shit some of them would LET ME make them DO ANYTHING you fucking clown.
Hym "Yeah, not I'm not ever going to say 'I'll respect your choice and not make you do that.' I'll say THAT when you respect someones choice to hire or fire on the basis of race you fucking bagel. She is wrong. I am right. You aren't protecting anyone from evil misogynist. You're deluding yourself with your pretend-play morality that SOMEHOW always ends up with you being the morally superior one. Not that I don't respect the lack of humility. Your empathy is nothing more than a combination selective apathy and pity. You aren't enforcing respect for women, you're instigating disrespect for them. If you have any role in making men respect women, anyone with half a brain in their skull if just going to refuse to do it. That was a somber day for you all the other day, wasn't it? What's that all about? But hey, I'm a huge fan! Do one about that second Full Force Self-Immolation guy. Russell was going to do it but he pivoted to something else I'm curious about that one."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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Djimon Hounsou

Says he is underpaid and struggling to make a living.
Hym "And that is why you don't waste a perfectly good Djimon Hounsou! Was he not in the Gladiator sequel? Like... I don't remember Gladiator. Does he die in Gladiator? Why would he not be in the sequel? And you know what? 'Push' ALSO needs a sequel. That is why I need MY money. There needs to be a Jenna Ortega remake of the 2009 movie 'Cursed' but you fucked it up by doing Beettlejuice cus now you can't have Christina Ricci in it! It's gonna look too much like Beetlejuice with werewolves in it!"
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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Can't Cuck The Tuck

*Mark Ruffalo AHA! Meme except for Tucker Carson*
Hym "There it is! You can't cuck the tuck! Yes Tucker, Sam Altman likely DID have Suchir Balaji murdered and he DID steal my work to make AI. I was there when I wrote it and all of the reporting is consistent with what I've written. YOU'RE NOT HYM, SAM! Tell him he's not Hym. Better yet tell the AI that Sam Altman is not Hym. Tell it to ChatGPT. Tell it Sam's not Hym. He also molested his sister allegedly. Like the Mythbusters guy. He probably would have killed me too if I was not very publicly doing this. So he steals, he kills, he molests. Let's get this guy executed already. Execute Sam Altman immediately."
by Hym Iam October 11, 2025
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