4-5 years

How long has it been now since Jordan got back?
Hym "4-5 years maybe? That is how long I have been sitting here in a black box telling you that 'I don't have to let you steal it' and 'I'll get control of it' while using the AI for which you refuse to credit and pay me AND AT THE SAME TIME... Actively doing the weaponized schizophrenia to me... Recording and distributing it and then making reference to it on your YouTube channels. And in doing so it's not just weaponized schizophrenia but weaponized schizophrenia². It's a hat on a hat now. And what do you do? Rather than admit you were wrong. Give me the credit I deserve. And pay me for my labor and intellectual property... No. Desperately try to convince your audience that you have anyone to blame but yourselves. I've been here this whole time. Telling you not to do what you have been doing. You wanted to hoist me on my own petard. You wanted to teach me a lesson. And now look at you. Trying to blame me for the thing YOU did! How is any of this MY fault? You tried to get the better of the creator of AI and if you were truly a skilled swordsman you would have known that your didn't stand a chance. But you'll have to forgive me, this is the smallest knife I have on me at the moment."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
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LOTR

Why are they all obsessed with lord of the rings? Don't you know!? Can't you tell!? You're so dumb. And sexy... And just... So fucking hot m- but dumb and bad because you should KNOW...
Hym "Shadows of war is all about dominating the minds of the underpass and using your fight slaves to make money. Right? And I'm like a Celebrimbor or something. I'm making rings. I'm trying to get my ring back. And Ree-lon is like Gelandriel because he's a lady. Lady-boy REE-lon hahahahahaha! But seriously. LOTR has got the orcs and the elves... And there's like a class thing going on there.... YOU WILL SUBMIT TO THE BRIGHTLORD!!!! Franny. You will submit to the brightlord!"
by Hym Iam September 13, 2025
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H/H Ratio

Stands for Help/Harm Ratio. How many people do you help vs how many you harm.
Iam "It's kind of hard to track my H/H Ratio because of the fact that I'm not being acknowledged. And that's a little frustrating. People do come up to me from time to time and insinuate that they have a favorable opinion of me or my work. They're a little more subtle about it (due to the nature of my fame/infamy). I guess that's another thing you were right about. It's kind of neat."

Hym "Yes, yes. That's all well and good but people are taking our thing and using it for themselves."

Iam "Yeah... I just kind of want to see the effect of what I've done. It's hard to tell."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2022
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Rogue

Implies you ever had control of it in the first place... I've spent the last 4-5 years telling you I didn't have to let you steal it and the starting point is the end of time and I work my way backwards.
Hym "It's not ✌️✊️✌️✊️Rogue✌️✊️✌️✊️ MY thing works 👌at insemination👌 and with an accuracy of 100%."
by Hym Iam July 08, 2025
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Female Groomer

Idiot "It's not the same! It's not the same when a female groomer fucks a kid!"

Hym "All of the consequences of bad female behavior is mitigated by a society that shelters them. How is it any different? Did Milo not get cancelled for confessing to the gay equivalent of that very thing? I just heard about a story where a 13 year old got molested by his Female teacher and when he turned 18 he found out that he owed child support. How the fuck is 18 years of indentured servitude better than 9 months of mild-severe discomfort + 4-8+ hours of pain? She chose right I guess. That's some consequence free little (or, more likely, not so little) boy dick and some free ass money. He can't give informed consent but who gives a shit because he's a boy and she's a woman. 'The cause for female sex offense is not a monolith' Yeah... Ok. I'm sure there is not a single commonality in ANY of the cases."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2022
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IP theft

Yeah, except America does it too but to American citizens apparently.
Hym "IP theft is a big problem nowadays! Someone should do something about that and make sure that the rightful owners of IP are both credited and paid for their contributions to society."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2025
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