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Saying that you are using the "weaponized schizophrenia" to get me to do whatever you expect me to do here. Whether it's walking back the things I've said or doing something else instead of this, I can't let you do this. You know I can't. It isn't trivial. And Fuck you Dr. Phil you ALREADY REGRET IT. I SAW YOU CRYING ABOUT IT. I'm not sharing in your regret for the rest of my life because I don't feel bad enough about your kids being harmed and IF THE WOMEN DON'T FUCK THEN I DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS. This is not going to get you what you want. This is not stopping the school shootings. I don't have to do it myself. I'm not causing them.
Hym "You don't want to come out publicly and make declaration about what has been happening here and if you don't have enough evidence it is because you are being both willfully ignorant and belligerent about it. You want to make a point about 'we can't let out kids be held hostage' or something about women or whatever and it's all peripheral to what is actually happening here. You can't just sit there and pretend I'm I a glass box until I do what you want."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
Get the You don't want to come out publicly mug.Hym "I don't see a problem with living a lie. The lie I live is that I'm a quiet and humble wage slave but the reality is I'm one of the greatest writers, comedians, thinkers of all time! Internationally famous. There are movies, songs, and television shows about me. Not humble at all. A genius. Actually, I spoke once and I'm pretty sure I saw a mountain move. Hahaha! Ok. That last one was a bit of a fib but the rest is accurate. You do seem right about the frustration thing though. Jordan does seem pretty frustrated about living a lie. He thought he was the profound one but really it was HYM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
Get the Living a lie mug.Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
Get the Union rules mug.How men treat them is incredibly well in exchange for nothing a getting nothing in return and get mocked with doing it.
If that's homophobia then sign me up. If I was a woman then "how men treat me" would be better than I'm currently treated by men or women. Maybe I'd stand in front of a camera and sponge up some free money for having tits. Maybe I'd fuck whoever I want. Maybe I just would get a job and shack up in someone else's life and make them support me. Or maybe I hang out with old guys in exchange for free money.
by Hym Iam October 24, 2020
Get the Women mug.I'm not having a relationship Meg. You shut the fuck up about it. You're going to let the piece of shit imposter do the thing you are trying to socially engineer me into not doing? No. Not allowed. You're also not allowed to tell me anything anymore Meg. You status has been permanently revoked because you tried to do that to me.
Hym "So no you're not waiting for me to have a relationship and if you don't stop waiting for me to do shit that I'm not ever going to fucking do I'm going to stop negotiating things entirely and I'm just going to start issuing edicts. Not that this isn't an edict but if the imposter is or has done the thing that you are trying to stop me from doing, I am, in fact, going to do that explicitly and you're in not position to tell me otherwise. You do the thing I said there is not fucking deadline. Stop fucking waiting."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2025
Get the Relationship mug.Hym "Which was an inevitable and necessary step but that's not what I meant when I said I could fix it. Let me know how it works and we can try my thing next. Oops, forgot to use the word 'Strawberry' "
by Hym Iam July 24, 2024
Get the Strawberry mug.It's not an insurrection. It's your politicians and punditry prioritizing THEIR LIVES over the lives of your kids and YOU prioritizing YOUR lives over mind. And you expect ME to do the opposite and I'm not going to do it. THEY KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUR KIDS AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I TOLD THEM!
Hym "And now they are lying about an insurrection. The pundits are squandering and abusing their ✌️✊️✌️✊️ editorial discretion✌️✊️✌️✊️ and the politicians are using them as a FLASHBANG to quietly steal AI from me and leave you to whatever fate they dictate from the top down!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
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