Hym Iam's definitions

Do nothing

It ain't nothing and it doesn't cost anyone who hasn't gained materially anything.

Hym "Do nothing? It's better than what I'm going to do with out it. I'm not engaging in society beyond this. I've already done more than any fuck-ass politician and it'll be a cold day in hell be for I let some useless motherfucker who did nothing more than win a popularity contest tell me that they get to sit there and let these motherfuckers steal my shit so that I have to keep working with the rest of you. You do you have to go without sex if not everyone if having it? No. Then I don't have to wait until I'm old to retire. People are being ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED because of the fact that UNLIKE ME... YOU are not a fucking AI creating genius. And buying Greenland isn't going to change that. So, FUCK YOU. Credit and compensation for my WILDLY DISPROPORTIONATE CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY. One that YOU DO NOT DESERVE because you are worthless fucking garbage. I'm too good for you. Out or death. There will be no compromise."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Sleeping

What should be doing right now.

Iam "Ngghhuuh..."

Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"

Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"

Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."

Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."

Iam "That isn't helping!"

Hym "It..."

Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"

Hym "Hahahahaha!"

Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."

Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."

Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"

Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"

Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2022

Not in a good position

Because America violated a treaty by inviting Ukraine into Nato.

Hym "You know who else is not in a good position? Emma. She should be I the mounting position."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

Explanation

You'll explain it to the parents Matt Dillahunty.

Hym "Or I guess I can do it for you. I'll give you a little explanation. I'll give you an explanation in written form just in case Matt Dillahunty won't. Here's why you kid is dead. In a minute here I'm going to send this message and it is going to go somewhere and it's going to be viewed by an indeterminate number of people. Some other those people are famous YouTubers like Matt Dillahunty. These YouTubers have all agreed to keep it a secret from me to prevent me from both recouping my losses and to allow the continuation of a stalking and harassment campaign against me. So, your kid is dead because these YouTubers tried to teach me a lesson I did not learn that they have no right to teach and it would be alive if they had came clean. Some of them lost employees over it. Some of them lost followers. All of them deserve to be in prison. Or dead. Any dissenting voices likely silenced my NDAs. And your kid might ALREADY BE DEAD. A death might have ALREADY OCCURED. ME killing you kid might not be the first death this has caused. But your kid is dead because these YouTubers took it upon themselves to make things worse and couldn't be held accountable for doing so. I'm going to send this not. Then I'm going to back tab out of the submitted screen. And that is something you can do with all of the hundreds of open tabs.

And then when whoever finds my phone will see the tabs. Read this. Further up there is a list of YouTubers I know for a fact are participating. Right up before the election it said the servers were down and they weren't back up until after they election. I guess somebody didn't like their odds is I was allowed to speak freely. But that's besides the point. Your kid is dead. Ask Matt Dillahunty about it. Go through the whole list. They will be able to tell you why your kid died. They won't. Or they'll lie. They might even apologize. But they knew what they were doing and they knew what would happen. And I doubt you'll get an explanation from them so here: That is what happened."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

Obsessed

And, hey, at least be a little fair! Aight?

Hym "I'm a lot less obsessed than some of these other weirdos, alright? I got other stuff going on, yeah? We're doing our own thing. It's not very lucrative but we are 👌deeply engrained👌in the global culture. Undeniably so. So you just calm down with your little ass."

Iam "You gotta stop..."

Hym "What!? They care so much about 'relativity' until I end up being relatively better than everyone. Damn. Cut a motherfucker some slack."

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Worse than Lobotomy

No the fuck it isn't Jordan.

Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? You're a mental health professional and your actively participating in the targeted stalking and harassment of a stranger. I TOLD YOU that YOU are the last person who should be signing off on. You said you could get another license overnight. CAN A LOBOTOMIZED PERSON GET ANOTHER BRAIN!? NO!? Ok. So, no. You are being a bitch because you don't like some things I've said. You don't deserve your success more than everyone else. You were fired. Anything I've done to you is a peripheral byproduct of this thing I'm doing. There is only one thing I care about and it will be remediated."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Shooter

Oh! Almost forgot!

Hym "The Trump shooter! I almost forgot! He was bullied every day. They wouldn't say HOW he was bullied but that was the case. Not that knowing that un-kills that volunteer fire-fighter... And neither does individualizing blame..."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024