A Desecration of God's name

Um... Wait, what?

Hym "How is a Jew dressing as a stereotype... A Desecration of GOD'S name? Ok. They think they're God. They literally think that they are God. And what are the consequences of being anti-semitic? A semantic reframing of my existence? False rape allegations and economic warfare against anyone who allows me to succeed? Until I'm bereft like Job? Mobbed to death by retards like Jesus? Promised power in exchange for services like Abraham?"

by Hym Iam April 01, 2024

24

The number of hours in a day.

The retard needs 24 hour supervision around little girls. If he ever gets out of the he'll touch little girls again because he's been taught that he can do whatever he wants and get away with it.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2020

Hope

Yeah.... I don’t think that if indigenous people gathered in the Nevada desert and then started building a nation and colluding with foreign and antagonistic nations the fact that “Well, they aren’t doing anything with it.” I don’t think conservatives would defend it the way that they defend Israel. And it’s not that I don’t THINK they would to it, it’s that I know for a fact that these motherfuckers wouldn’t stand for it and would react the exact same way the Palestinians are reacting to Israel. I mean, right? And this is why Dave turns that chat off. Because if I say this in the chat, he looks like a stupid gay shill.

Hym “Like... You want to pretend I’m not the Viking on the bridge but I am very clearly the Viking on the bridge right now. That aside, I hope Israel is willing to share that sick-ass missile defense system. That shit was dope. And the cancer research. I’m going to need both of those things before I can officially support Israel. And I’m going to need them to denounce Jewish supremacy. Because I am a proponent of true equality and if what a white supremacist believes matters, then what a Jew believes matters. And if they both believe the same thing... and one of them is bad.... then obviously.... the Jews are good and the white supremacists are bad. Obviously! Duh! What did you think I was going to say!? That they’re BOTH bad!? That would be ridiculous!? Why would anyone say that!? No. I have never nor will I ever say Juice bad. Ha! You know what I just realized? The ‘So and so is a Jew and doesn’t even know it’ comment. That’s hilarious! Now I feel bad about calling that guy a tomato can. I missed the postmodernist thing the first time too. And that guy was pretty gentle with you too and you could still barely handle it.

👌Sad👌

by Hym Iam December 07, 2022

Goggles

Goddamnit!

Hym "He was wearing goggles and everything guys! Dammit! These are the times I regret not being a YouTube sissy. Goddamnit..."

by Hym Iam March 03, 2025

Right

Correct.

I was right you know. I met the person I replaced in that place and they confessed to doing the thing that I was accusing them of doing. My signature was defrauded before I even walked in the door of that place and I was fired for NOT reporting them. They were who I thought they were. And here I sit. All of my more poignant ideas either stolen or co-opted. I should have received some sort of windfall. But no ... I don't deserve it. Because only the Golden should be allowed to monetize the foolishness of others.

by Hym Iam April 03, 2022

Arianna Grande

THE GINGER THOUGH!? HOW!? WHY!? IS... FAT COCK? IT HAS TO BE FAT COCK RIGHT!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?

I'M SO CONFUSED! NONE OF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING ACCORDING TO ALL OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HOW THAT WORKS! Do the redpill guys have anything to say about that!? Jordan!? The SpongeBob the musical guys is just the most competent man now!? Alexander!? Guys!? If I told YOU 5 years ago... That THAT GUY and ARIANNA GRANDE were going to cheat on their partners together... HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME TO FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!? You would say 'But Hym, that's not how fucking hypergamy works you incel! They don't fuck a SpongeBob nerd with less money than them. They only fuck JWaller!' BUT I ALONE WOULD BE CORRECT! AS ALWAYS! But EVEN I could not have predicted this (As mighty as my superior brains... Are?)! It has to be Hell guys... It really does! I got stabbed in my sleep by the retard... I'm dead... You're all imaginary... This is just hell unfolding before my eyes... IT CAN'T NOT BE BIG FLOPPY PENIS! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? PLEASE! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS! ANYONE! I... Can we just be done now? Can we just launch the nukes and end it? I seriously think we are done now. You know? As a species. We tried our best. We really did but now we just need to swallow that bitter pill and admit that we are just done. Humanity over. It's... We're... I... I don't even know anymore man...."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Sage!

She knew! The ultimate plan!

Hym "Sage! Ultimate planner! She knew! She knew it all! Ooooh man! That was fucked! The whole last 15 minutes of that episode was fucked! Wow! Yeah, no, that nuts. Fantastic!"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2024