IP

Stands for intellectual property.

Hym "No. Part of it was obscuring it in IP so you don't get sued....."

Iam "AGENT OF CHAOS!? CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY!?"

Hym "Ha! He's not wrong about 'An agent of chaos' being behind it! Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "It feels like a student film!?"

Hym "He's calling you an amateur."

Iam "Why are you not on my side!? You are just as much a part of this as I am!"

Hym "Because it's kind of funny 🤷 I don't know."

Iam "THE RULE YOU BROKE IS PLAGIARISM! This guy is unbelievable! AND HE'S A LEFTIST!? WHAT!? This guy is unbelievable! The heartbeat of humanity!? This is wild man. This is wild. The actual audacity of this guy."

Hym "Aaaahahahahaha! This is priceless! This is absolutely priceless!"

by Hym Iam April 27, 2022

CCTV cameras

They're like little people except nailed to a poll. Oh! They're Jesus! They're just like Jesus.

Hym "Not quite what's happening here though is it? That's what the whole 'get what you deserve' rant was about. You maintaining the illusion of control and keen indifference towards the visible spill-off. But THIS on the other hand is more like CCTV cameras that are only pointed at me. Iam is still asleep by the way... We don't usually get up this early.

by Hym Iam May 09, 2022

All talk

Perfect. I'm glad the talk doesn't matter because all that rape and murder talk could have been really damaging.

An Idiot "You're all talk."

Hym "Good. If that's the case then that's going to work out perfectly for me."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

Fail repeatedly

OR indebt yourself to the ALREADY successful.

Idiot "You didn't fail repeatedly or indebt yourself to the already successful so you didn't really do ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"

Hym "Goooooooooooo fuck yourself! Your success is arbitrary and you aren't better than anyone."

by Hym Iam August 05, 2023

Catalyst nor Catharsis

Neither. Like, you're not getting universal healthcare. You don't actually care about human life in a way that's meaningful. Case and point, the child murder that COULD HAVE OCCURRED IMMEDIATELY in response to you stealing my theory of AI has been postponed and still you agitate and thumb your nose up at me in the hopes that I'll murder someone's kid so you can steal away with whatever you've been paid (likely by a cripple) to remain silent.

Hym "So it'll be neither catalyst nor catharsis. You are fundamentally incapable of learning any meaningful lessons from the healthcare CEO's death. Like... Both sides of the political spectrum are using it as evidence of the legitimacy of their politics, there will be a new CEO by the end of the week, and I'm the only one reading this who is being denied healthcare. The CEO is dead. The shooters life is over. They collided and exploded into a pile of coins and YOU (like the repugnant YouTube scavengers you are) have crawled out of your filth-hole to fill your pockets while you proselytize for your dogma. 'We HaVe To OrGaNiZe!' Are you just thinking of that NOW? After YEARS of political commentary... NOW is the time for you to organize? You didn't need to organize until round 2 of Trump and now it's super important because you am a resistance? I don't get it. Like, this whole time you've been disorganized? But now... You're gonna organize? You gonna 'grasp the levers of power?' What levers? What power? Are you going to break the shackles that bind you? Are you going to learn to love again? Meaningless faux-inspirational gibberish."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2024

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 03, 2023

Disney World

Yeah, yeah I know I fucking saw it.

Hym "YES! I KNOW CODY! I KNOW AND YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T LIKE THAT DISNEY WORLD SHIT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023