Hym Iam's definitions

That's not what actually happened

There is no counter narrative here nor does there need to be.

Hym "Just like in your Bible... That's not what actually happened and instead of making up a counter-veiling fiction to the thing I'm saying you should maybe talk about what actually happened on your end so more of your kids don't end up getting murdered. Because my position is and always has been that you CAN do something about that in a way that doesn't infringe on other people's rights and what you're doing it me is in fact proof that you care more about the right changing than you do the stopping the child murder."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Men need to...

In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!

A bitch "Men need to..."

Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "

A bitch "...."

Hym "No, go ahead."

A bitch "...."

Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"

A bitch "....."

Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Trans athletes

Oh, should you not have to compete with people based on certain mental disorders? Because when I said that I was told to go fuck myself but ok. I guess we're doing this now...

Hym "Oh? Is having to complete with trans athletes not fair? Well, life isn't fair, idiot! Ha! Should have been born with a bigger dick you dumb motherfuckers hahahahahahahaaa!"

by Hym Iam May 29, 2022

Fat cocks

Wrong! Wrong idiot.

Hym "Ohoho! OR! OR the attractive ones are more likely to date the fat cocks. They're dating the fat cocks in the first place so they aren't going to date down. The UNATTRACTIVE ones (on the other hand) are going to have to settle for the small dick. They settle for the small dick and then when left in proximity with a fat cock they just fuck a fat cock behind your back. Even if he's mentally retarded. CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY! It answers EVERYTHING! The women are better at guessing because they know which ones they are going cheat with. The ones guessing based on fat cock are more likely to guess correctly. CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY! It is literally the answer. To everything. It entirely explains human history AND society AND sociology. It explains everything! Now by my book. It's free on whereever this is getting redirected but buy it anyway. I've sovled the riddle. CRITICALFATCOCKTHEORY! In stores now. $29.95! It's 4 cents cheaper than Jordan's book and is actually correct. It's a steal for that price! I'm practically giving it away! But wait! If you act now, I'll throw in the official soundtrack 'Clarion Cry of the Undead' for only $5 MORE! THAT'S $50 VALUE! A $50 value for only $34.95! Buy now! Or I'll male it rain cricket and kill all your first borns!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.

Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

I don't care

Except not a retard saying it.

Hym "Yeah, hey, no. I don't care. You aren't tit-for-tating anything. She's fucking the retard because his cock is fat and NO OTHER REASON. I created A.I. and have fixed it on 2 separate occasions. Give me the money or I'll kill a kid and then myself. You're trying to pull me out of the paradigm I've created and it isn't ever going to happen. So, weaponized schizophrenia/creation of A.I. are the only things that exist here. There is nothing else."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

My feelings

It DID hurt them you bald bitch. Your genetic inferiority is visible at a glance!

Hym "I mean give me a break! He looks like 'Kitten' from that reality show where Tristan Tate kicks him off the island! Seriously! Did you see him without the make-up!? That's what he looks like! It hurt my feelings. Defies reason. Is an affront to God... AND Satan!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023