Are you fucking kidding me!? Jesus Christ! This is horseshit! All that I do for you ingrates, and this fucking kids gets one!? This is the thanks that I get!? Un-fucking-believable! The Un-fucking-believability abounds! It's Un-fucking-believably un-fucking-fair!
Hym "Oh, yeah, sure. Just fucking give one to everyone but me! We'll just be doctor-world from now on! Just give a doctorate to everyone but Hym! And then you can make a movie about the only guy you didn't give a doctorate to and call it 'The sad piss-freak we all collectively decided not to give a doctorate to in spite of the fact that he was objectively better than everyone' I know... It's a mouthful. It's a little wordy. But it accurately describes what's going on here and that's what matters. First that bitch Taylor and now THIS!? YOU AREN'T SERIOUS PEOPLE! NONE OF YOU! YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOUR LIVES SERIOUSLY!!! You're taking deliberate action to spite me for not taking your lives seriously... AND THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT YOU DO! REPEATEDLY! OH MY GOD! UGH! 😫 WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? HOW AM I THE CRAZY ONE HERE!? Just... Just launch the nukes already... It's... We're done... We don't need to exist anymore..."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2023
Get the Doctoratemug. So the female fantasy included things like, vampire, pirate, surgeon, werewolf, etc... How many of those fantasies involve fat cocks? Is it 100%? I'll bet it's closer to 100 than it is 0.
Hym "And if that's the case... Then the fantasy isn't 'Werewolf' it's 'Werewolf with a fat cock' or 'Vampire with a meaty dongle' or 'Surgeon with a 9 iron' or 'Disabled Retard with a big dick'
by Hym Iam February 04, 2023
Get the Fantasymug. I do!
Hym "Yes! I do think Donald Trump is complicit in a cover up. Specifically one regarding ME! I think after I came here and started to talk about what is happening to me, people started doing this to other people (not that they weren't already doing it) OR the people it was already happening to were made aware of the fact that it wasn't a manifestation of their own mind. I believe it was the impetus behind several school shootings. One in 2016, the one where the parents bought the kid a gun and were subsequently charged as accomplices, and the one in Uvalde. And NOW, the YouTube losers after ignoring me for years and engaging in this farce so they can scapegoat goat me by doing the weaponized schizophrenia to me very publicly so they can say 'See? It doesn't make them kill kids.' Even though it already did, has, and will continue to and ignoring the fact that I chose to do this instead of murdering kids and acting like I'm not communicating directly to people. All of this just to make themselves feel better about not believing in the first place or placate their own conscience so they don't cry in front of their self-help freaks every time they're on camera or just doing the wrong thing. They are trying to force a stalemate by making us both wrong. But there are other school shooters before 2016. Like the ginger. What did he say? What was his life like? And not the fucking parents. You are so quick to blame the parents when a school shooting happens. Yes. It's a cover up."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2025
Get the Yesmug. Great idea. Obstruct the remediation of two legitimate and world-changing grievances to your own detriment and pretend people aren't dying so you don't have to deal with your culpability in their deaths but only because... You don't like rape? Rape bad and you think your kids give your authority you don't actually have. Brilliant.
Hym "And the problem with the obstructionists is that people don't think that they are the problem. I refuse to let these people make my life harder than it has to be and the fact that THAT IS THEIR ONLY GOAL... Should make it obvious that they are not in the right here. It's not protecting kids. It's not protecting women. It's making my life harder just because they can and they only can because you are allowing it to happen. Your therapist are lying to your face about why your kids are getting murder. You don't care. You politicians are doing more to protect retard sex cult island than they are to do anything to stop that or this from happening. And all so I don't get to have an easy life. No matter the cost. And when you are burying your kid BECAUSE they wouldn't just shut up and let me do it, someone is going to have to live the rest of their life surrounded by the people who chose that life for you and before I get in prison I'm going to make sure you know that it was chosen for me too.:
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
Get the Obstructionistsmug. Hym “Yes and fucking a retard causes a hardening of the oxytocin receptors and diminishes a woman’s ability to pair bond. So, hopefully their husbands kill themselves over the fact that their wife’s ability to love him was fucked out of her by a retard (and so that one of them doesn’t have to help raise her retarded kid. Marry the retard bitch. He can help raise your cripple son. What? No? Is that a bad idea? Right, cus he’s in a group home and can’t even take care of himself. Wait, does Missy even read this? I donno but I digress...) and then the whores kill themselves and then the cripple kills himself and then everyone wins... Except me... Which is fine... I’ll take THAT L.”
by Hym Iam October 13, 2022
Get the Pair bondmug. Yeah, no, you're doing it.
Hym "You're being obtuse because you don't want to have to accept that you're a piece of shit. 'WhO kNoWs!? Maybe-' Maybe nothing bitch. You steal my future I WILL STEAL SOMEBODY ELSE'S and I CANNOT GIVE BACK WHAT I AM GOING TO TAKE. It isn't US. It isn't OUR. You are fucking HIM... So you don't get my shit without paying. You fucking sneak-thief."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
Get the Obtusemug. The the live streams are always too quiet. I can't fucking hear anything you're saying. I got fans and the radio going off as I'm trying to listen to you and it's just too damn quiet.
Hym "Hey, Michael! Is there anything you can do about the sound? I'll take back everything I ever said about you and your channel if you fix it... I mean... Not that bit about the brunette being a dime but... You know... Everything else. I won't be sorry but 🤷 ♂️"
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
Get the Hey, Michaelmug.