Hym Iam's definitions

Missiles

Maybe THEY are not launching the missiles! DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!

Hym "Missiles are good."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2025

Panacea

And obviously not to say that the Magic Leaf doesn't have limitations..

Hym "And obviously I'm nt here to claim that the magic leaf is like a panacea. Like, I'm obviously not claiming that the meaning you place in a Leaf with actively do whatever you want and like cure cancer or bring back the dead. But you if you have a lucky coin... And if WHEN YOU GAMBLE... You win more frequently when you have it and less frequently when you don't. It is a lucky coin. And even if you say it's a coincidence... The probability that you only win more frequently when you have the coin is still compounded on top of the probability of the game itself. Which would, again, make it a lucky coin. There are obviously upper limits to what it can do and obviously there is no way to make the coin lucky with a perfect degree of accuracy."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

Sad

I'm being hoisted by my own petard because Jordan made fun of a SAD guy publicly, without remorse (initially) and then felt bad about it later.

Hym "And that SAD guy was HYM! And not HIM him but ME Hym. But that's OK because I'M A SOCIOPAAAATH!!!

🎶 I saw an old man slip and fall
Hey, what a fucking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughters funeral
Hahaha classic comdey
Everything that once was SAD
Is some how funny now
The holocaust and 9/11
That shit's funny 24/7
Cus tragedy will be exclusively joked about
Cus my empathy is bummin me out
GOODBYE SADNESS
HELLO JOKES🎶

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Narcissist

Are delusional about their own level of empathy (a tendency to overestimate) and blind to the negative effect they have on the world.

Hym "There's the consequentialist hedo-sadism I was talking about. I don't need to be taught a lesson about why rape porn is wrong and you aren't doing it to the pornstar. You only feel comfortable doing this because you're doing it to a man. You aren't in a position to tell me anything so I, therefore, will not listen. And I'm not going to ever get to experience the ideas of the 12 kids that got murdered because you talking the other YouTube freaks into trying to teach me a lesson and BETTER YET... Trump is now doing to everyone what you have being doing to me. Y- Ope, there goes that deja vu again. I guess we're right on track. But anyway, you are a narcissist. Jordan may be fuck of shit about his religion but he is absolutely correct about you and your ilk."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2025

Spiral

Is it or no?

Hym "Cus, yeah, no, that'll kill us all. It's- Yeah, you don't want it to spiral. That'll kill everybody. I, myself, will only kill some of you and/or all of you if I get a little disgruntled but no."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

Canadian Genocide

Justin True... Treau? Treu? Troo-doe (there it is) just passed a law stating that calls for genocide are punishable by life in prison. You know what that means.

Hym "For too long has the northern terror tainted our world with their mooses... Meese? Meese... *Ahem* Tainted our world with their meese and their ice sports! Time is nigh! I will not rest... I will not nap... I won't even snooze until the frozen wasteland of America's hat has been painted red with the blood of the infidels! Let the Canadian genocide begin!"

by Hym Iam March 11, 2024

Everything is about me

No I don't think that. The people around me want it to be about THEM and what THEY want me to do. I literally don't even have to be there and they WANT ME TO HAVE TO BE THERE. They get something out of it.

Hym "It's not that everything is about me it's that they refuses to let it NOT be about me until I let them compel my behavior and whatt YOU are doing is filibustering until I give up and go away. And you think I'm a psychopathic narcissist? You think I'm the thing I said I am and that somehow detracts from the fact that I called your religion a 'Psychopathic Narcissist worshipping incest cult that makes YOU think you're better than everyone because your pee-pee feels good when you fuck your wife and 9 months later you have a little clone that you have complete dominion over so you can re-live your own life again from a different perspective before you die so you can have the double life in some weird "God in the garden of Eden" fetish and then you can get mad at your kid when they don't do what you tell them "That's not what I would do! You're living me life wrong!"?' That's what YOU do and somehow I'M the creep? You freak! You're the one doing the incest cult shunning ritual to me, fuck-face! You're the one who picked a side you fucking incest freak!"

by Hym Iam May 18, 2024