How many of these do I have to do, Jordan? It LOOK TO ME like we ONLY CARE SELECTIVELY when we can use it to prevent someone from becoming on of the special people but if the SPECIAL PEOPLE do it it's fine.
Hym "Hey what happens to your reputation if you're picking on MEN, Jordan? What happens if you're a charlatan? To you're reputation? What happens if you collectively try to impose schizophrenia on someone? Oh wait... This. This is what happens. I am the consequences of your collective actions. What's my score? I know it's AT LEAST 2. What's the score?"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the Picking on MENmug. Hym "I am not going to let you control my behavior. No reward would be worth allowing it. If I am not given due compensation for my property in accordance with my 5th amendment rights I will violate the rights of a person of my choosing as recompense. Fuck your kids. Your kids are still shit. You are actively trying to sacrifice someone else's kids so you can feel like you have control over the people who would harm them and in the mean time your kids are still getting fucked and mangled. So, what did I hear about a shooting where the guy wanted child executions for all of the deaths in Palestine? So, do yourself a favor. Give me my money. Save yourself the embarrassment of the largest media scandal in the history of media... And then do everyone else a favor... Go home... Put a bullet in you kids... And then feed yourself a bullet... Everybody wins."
by Hym Iam December 09, 2024
Get the Rewardmug. I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!
Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Self-Definitionmug. Do you not know how to make one of these? Do you need some pointers? A blueprint maybe? Isn't that somebody's job? Shit, I know how. It isn't that hard. It's, in fact, super easy. I could do it without even trying. Why are there people with a million dollars (in that space) who can't do it? That's the real tragedy.
Iam "Is it really that hard to make a great movie that everyone loves?"
Hym "If you're not us? Incredibly! It takes, like, a room full of writers and a production team. You gotta spend hours reading Urban Dictionary. Most movies and TV shows aren't very good."
Iam "True... We could go to school for that, I suppose."
Hym "And jump through a bunch of arbitrary hoops just to do something we could do in our spare time as a hobby? Nah... That would be boring. And expensive."
Iam "Yeah... But we don't have anything better to do."
Hym "Did that guy actually drive to our house!? I just realized that. Did he actually drive there!? Ha! Hilarious!"
Iam "Why does it smell like something is on fire? IS SOMETHING ON FIRE?"
Hym "If you're not us? Incredibly! It takes, like, a room full of writers and a production team. You gotta spend hours reading Urban Dictionary. Most movies and TV shows aren't very good."
Iam "True... We could go to school for that, I suppose."
Hym "And jump through a bunch of arbitrary hoops just to do something we could do in our spare time as a hobby? Nah... That would be boring. And expensive."
Iam "Yeah... But we don't have anything better to do."
Hym "Did that guy actually drive to our house!? I just realized that. Did he actually drive there!? Ha! Hilarious!"
Iam "Why does it smell like something is on fire? IS SOMETHING ON FIRE?"
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
Get the A great movie that everyone lovesmug. Yeah, no she came out and said it, didn't she? You want me to fucking have a fucking "relationship" with the ran-through single mom with kids I could literally go to the bar with. But I'm "discriminating based on age." Get the fuck out of here with that. And don't try to spin it on me you know a bitch will fuck a fat old dude (I'm not old and am less fat that some of the fat fuck you be fucking) for a purse sometimes you know this bitch not about to by me anything.
Hym " 'Nice guys at a certain age' she says! We're getting closer and closer to the truth! 'Nice guys are great for after I run out of fat-cock options! They have no choice but to have a relationship with me and raise this fucking guys kid. But not yet. I still might be able to get a fat-cock. If I can't get a fat-cock then I'll settle for someone who is nice to me.' Is what THAT means. That's the settling to them. There's the juxtaposition for you Dave. What they're aiming for vs. What they're settling for. Wow! Just wow! It actually amazes me that she actually said it like that. I'm almost proud of her! Crazy."
by Hym Iam October 04, 2023
Get the At a certain agemug. by Hym Iam November 15, 2023
Get the Crudemug. Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
Get the The Ole Reverse Jesus Techniquemug.