Hym Iam's definitions

Credible threats

Are time bound and non-contigent. When I say "I'm allowed to do this" I mean "I'm literally allowed to do this." And if you're going to try to steal my shit (Punish the counterfactual) Why would I not do the things I talk about doing?

Hym "Literally, weaponizing schizophrenia against me. You're not 'keeping kids safe' by doing it. I've been within arms reach or behind the wheel for dozens of them. You're not a cop. You're not an authority. You're a delusional fucking retard and I'M the LITERAL (fucking) CREATOR OF A.I. And if you ARE a cop or an authority... You are not going to have an easy time explaining what happens if I don't get my fucking money for MY FUCKING SHIT, you clown. It's too late to just stop doing it. I'm the only needs to be appeased here. Not the retards. I don't give a fuck what your kids see. There is NOR WILL THERE BE any lesson to learn here other than don't weaponize schizophrenia and don't try to teach people lessons or you'll get your fucking kids murdered because YOU'RE JUST SOME FUCKING GUY. Credible threats."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

History

Erased from history because we're not as equal as people would like us to be.

Hym "You're trying to erase me from history so I'm going to murder a kid and then kill myself. You're trying to control me so I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself to prove that you can't. I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself and you deserve it."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2024

Looping

What happens when you point out the flaws in someone's proposition. They begin to repeat themselves in an attempt the discourse from resolving. The conclusion they are trying to avoid by doing this is that "they're full of shit." That's their defense mechanism.

Hym "Jordan your conflating women with God and I'm not going to let you sit their and pretend you're not wrong. It doesn't matter how many times you repeat yourself the fact that I made you loop makes you look wrong to everyone. You're looping harder than that panpsychist Alex O'Connor picked apart."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Villain

Hahahahahahahahahaaa! Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious.

Hym "Hey, villain. If you're saying things and you're being banned from all the social media sites; whose got the problem?..... Hello? Is it society? Should society be structured in a way that allows you to do the things you want to do? You're a social media incel now. You want to post tweets and the people who decide whether or not you get to post tweets are arbitrarily denying you while letting retards do the thing you aren't being allowed to do. But that's a problem for everyone and not just you, isn't it? Hahahaha! And they say I'M THE CLOWN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!"

Iam "Heh, if they keep it up, he's going to have more intimations than we do."

Hym 😨 "Wha... What!? No! I'm a way more compelling character than that guy! You take that back you shit!"

Iam 😅 "Um, sorry..."

by Hym Iam September 6, 2022

Spiraling

Guys, seriously, hints aren't going to cut it.

Hym "I'm not taking hints. You need to do the thing I said. If your response to me saying that is 'I aLrEaDy DiD iT!' Then whatever you did doesn't actually constitute doing the thing I said. You're a fucking retard. If it's spiraling then YOU DO NEED TO COME HERE, you need to talk to me directly, and then you need to give me the credit and the money and then you need to do the terms of service. There is no half measure that will work. I have written all about your mentally retarded weasel psychology and none of the shit you generate with your mentally retarded minds is going to do anything other than make everything worse for everybody because you suck and are dumb."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

The Insurrection Act

So... Trump tries to use "The Insurrection Act" and YOUR response is.... "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE INSURRECTION!!"

Hym "WOW guys! The Uno reverse card is LITERALLY your only move in life, huh? He uses the Insurrection act after Biden says 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency. Call these lawyers and they'll tell you what to do.' And YOUR ACTUAL RESPONSE to THAT is 'Umm... Um... No YOU'RE DOING AN INSURRECTION! I'm not doing that! YOU are!' That's worse than Jordan's 'Activists are pussy-charlatans!' accusation. You guys are ridiculous. You really are not to be taken seriously."

by Hym Iam September 24, 2023

Limited

Oh I'm being limited alright. Not by me. You read that first sentence and your first instinct was to say me but you know what I mean.

Hym "Yeah, speaking of being limited. You know that I refuse to be what that piece of shit is, right? Even an infinitesimally small amount of it is more than I'm willing to tolerate. We can either be 8,999,999,999/9 billionth of the creature (Which I can already barely tolerate because you know how I feel about being this one and not others) or I can be 1/9 billionth of the creature, alone. Sharing an existence with that filth is something I shouldn't have had to do in the first place."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2023