MY

As per the 5th Amendment.

Hym "MY... Money. It belongs to me. The Pentagon is paying THEM for MY invention."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2025

Scammers and parasites

Hahahahaha! Look who's talking!

Hym "Not us though! We're the good ones! We're not scammers and parasites!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

Role

We all have roles to play in life... Conveniently enough for me, my role in life is to be an annoying Jewish dork who gets paid by a billionaire to be an annoying Jewish dork on camera... I’m a literal Jesus! My way of raising kids is the correct one... My way of raising kids also happens to be Judaism... So when I say that I mean “Judaism is correct”... Which renders all other religions irrelevant... Because I turn back into God when I die... Because there is literally no distinction between me and a Jesus... But there IS a distinction between me and anyone who is not a Jew... So saying that was like watching me stand at a pedestal and proclaim “I AM GAWD!!!” while people cheered me on... That must have creepy as fuck to watch... You are not what I am... That’s my role... YOUR role is just... Well... I don’t care. Just... Just stay away from me and my kids. It literally doesn’t matter what you do because I turn into God when I die and you don’t... I don’t know, just protect me and my kids or something. Give me all your money.

Hym “I wonder what my role in life is.... Hmmm.... 🤔 Well, for starters, fuck the system.... Secondly, I’ll kill the creature... That’s more than enough. I think that’s a good role.”

by Hym Iam November 11, 2022

Scam

You're ommitting the stolen copyright A.I. part.

Hym "Who's the victim of the scam?"

Zealot "Uh... Erm... Uuuhh... The guy?"

Hym "The guy what? What guy?"

Zealot "The guy who..."

Hym "Who did what?"

Zealot "The guy who is getting scammed..."

Hym "The guy who stole the A.I.? "

Zealot "Well..."

Hym "Who'd he steal it from?"

Zealot "Well uuuuh...."

Hym "Did he steal it from they guy who said your God is evil? And your champion is a charlatan? Is that why you're callingnl it a scam?"

by Hym Iam April 23, 2024

My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN!

A whiny quote from Dr. Jordan Peterson

Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones "My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN!"

Hym "More of your videos SHOULD be getting talen down because some of those references to me are either copyrighted or derivative. Are YOU (a highly credentialed mainstream intellectual) buying second hand content from Urban Dictionary, Jordan?"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Identity is negotiated!"

Hym "I don't answer to PROPERTY, Jordan! You've been colonized! Except UP ONE LEVEL OF ABSTRACTION!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Not ALL Jews

See, excuses DO work sometimes! Look at that! Things that work for "Jews" don't work for "Men!" That's wild because because when I was like 'Hey, I don't rape' you were all like 'Not all men isn't a good enough excuse! Meh! Rape bad! Men Rape!'

Hym "But NOW... Not all Jews is a pretty good Goddamn excuse isn't it? The Jews are doing a genocide and it kind of makes it seem like Jews bad but ACTUALLY... Not Jews bad. Actually that. Not all Jews do a genocide. And some of the other Jews are like 'Boo genocide!' And then their like 'You can't do a genocide, Bad Jew! Argh! Aww shucks!' And then they do pretend genocide with their wives on the weekends."

by Hym Iam June 09, 2025

Prefer

Yeah, you see it's vaguely analogous to the thing they're doing to me isn't it?

Hym "Yeah, see that's sad and all, that they're getting kidnapped and bred for organ harvesting.... BUUUUUUUUT I know now that if they were free they would be statistically more likely to be fucking a retard behind my back instead of fucking me! I would prefer that literally anything happen other than fucking that retard happen to them. Preferences are fun. I think I may have been wrong about preference. Probably not. Either way, which form of apathy would you rather receive from me today? How about a little 'That's THEIR problem'? How's that sound? How about 'That's none of my business'? If you spreading awareness helps in abstract then aren't I just as much as you about it? You're welcome! I don't even care and I'm doing just as much about it as you, except, for free. I do love helping. Oh! How about a little 'Well, clearly they aren't making the right sacrifices! This is evidenced by the fact that the are where they are! If they were making the rught sacrifices they wouldn't be slaves!' Ooo! Yeah, that one felt good! And I can absolve myself of guilt for doing nothing about it by spreading awareness! Hurray me!"

by Hym Iam July 06, 2023