Definitions by Hym Iam

That's what you think 

No that's LITERALLY it's (The cross) only symbolic significance. You're an idiot. The entire religion revolves around the story of you all killing a guy that YOU KNEW WAS INNOCENT, nailing him to some wood, and yada-yada now you're not culpable in your own wrongdoing from now until humanity goes extinct.

Idiota "That's what you think."

Hym "No. That IS what it is. It's a religious symbol. That's not an opinion. The cross IS that. It's, like, their entire thing. The WHOLE THING is 'Hey, we murdered a guy in an unjust-fashion but it's cool because not only is he the thing that decides what happens when you die BUT he's totally chill about it dawg.' And that's the difference between Christianity and Judaism. That's what the cross means as a symbol and LITERALLY nothing else."

That's what you think by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

Wait... You're NOT Hym 

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

Wait... You're NOT Hym by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

Path to success 

No- Hey, it wasn't intended to be pushed as a path fo success. It was intended to be evidentiary of the fact that under the right circumstances it's incredibly easy to be wildly successful. I said it and I was correct.

Hym "No- It was never intended to be an iterable path to success. I said 'You're not special for succeeding. It actually wouldn't take much. You have to do this, this, and this under theses circumstances. Easy 200 million. It's not complicated.' The REAL message you're trying to prevent from spreading is exactly that. That the success aren't special. They're barely culpable in their own success. Circumstances CAN be changed. And sometimes it can take as little AS READING A FUCKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER AND RADICALLY PROPEL YOU TO SUCCESS."

Path to success by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

Theory 

Nonononononono... Not talk bitch. And even if it is, we all watched my words bend reality across the globe.

Hym "99% theory. 1% potential for practical application. And as far as needing to talk to people who have done things is concerned, no. I don't. If what I'm saying it is concordant with objective reality then I am CORRECT. Yours if literally an apeal to anecdote. 'You have to accept the anecdotal experience of people regardless of whether or not it's consistent with what generally happens in reality.' Wrong! No I don't. The inverse is actually true. If what generally happens is inconsistent with your anecdotal experience, you need to cede your anecdotal experience as evidence."

Theory by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Crabz 

Let me get this straight: Once a year, giant red pincer-spiders travel across what is now a city because they need to get to the ocean to breed... The Zoidberg episode is real?

Hym "Crabz are fucking stupid bro, damn. Everything is stupid. Jesus christ, why is everything stupid? Entirely unnecessary. Why? Why crabz? Why are you a thing? Why won't you cease to exist? In theory, they're fine I guess but holy fucking shit do I never want to be near or around one. What is the point of it? 'CoSmIc EnViRoNmEnTaL bAlAnCe, MaN.' Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Fucking hippy. Those. Are not. Necessary. Crabz!? Why (in the name of God) are you a thing? Fuck crabz. Crabz can- Oh wait, they're delicious... Right... Crabz are delicious- I'm glad people are actively killing them without me having to be there. If they're dismantled for consumption by the time I get to them they're less-gross. Hurray crabz murder! Vegan ethical dilemma solved. GO FORTH! MURDER ALL THE CRABZ! PROVE HUMANITY'S SUPERIORITY TO ALL BEASTS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Crabz by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Female orgasm app 

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?

Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."

Female orgasm app by Hym Iam September 22, 2023